wasting my time writing ff no one cares about. mlia

May 05, 2011 04:46

All-nighters really screw up my sleeping schedule. A lot.

Ever fall asleep writing a paper at your computer? Suddenly! It's Shakespeare meets The Lion King meets Homestuck!

Freakin' weird man.

And I I was hit IN The FACE by a whale HS fanfic idea and it won't leave me alone. I have 19 pages on it already. Nineteen.

Jegus.

It's all in second person too, because that's how the fandom rolls.

I laugh at all the very angry and crude conversations are running though my head right now, and KK just ranting about the quadrants and how humans overcompensate for their lack of quadrants by coming up with something as mundane as sexuality.

CG: AT LEAST TROLL ROMANCE MAKES FUCKING SENSE. WHAT FOR THE LOVE OF ALL BULGE SUCKING NOOKSNIFFERS IS THE POINT OF HOMOSEXUALITY? WHO THE FUCK CARES ABOUT GENDER, IT'S ALL ABOUT PRODUCING GENETIC MATERIAL, FUCKASS.

EB: haha, not really.
EB: you need a boy and a girl to make babies, karkat.
EB: pregnancy is kind of important in that process.

CG: WHAT'S THAT

EB: uuuuuuuuh
EB: maybe you should be having this talk with TT, i'm no good at this sort of thing.
EB: better yet!! ask TG! he's really good at explaining stuff like that.
EB: (hehehehehe)

OHKAY I'LL STOP NOW.

*giggles over the thought of KK asking Dave about pregnancy... oh the phat rhymes of a graphic play-by-play of the miracle of birth*

*KK would totally block him and scream at John some more*

And now for a nap and then MOAR PAPEHS!
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