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Mar 25, 2005 23:25

Mind you.. this guy looked up my info that i had on AOL back when i used AOL.. and decided that sinc ei had ICeland on it, that i was worth talkign to... Fucking Sketchy... so i humored him.. and then just got my one word answers in... i love the randomness.

ExXpLoSiVe 18: hey I'm sorry to bugg ya...but i really need some advice from like a feminine perspective and like your the only one online right now on my BL
k a i a U k eLe: hey im actually around this time.. so go for it
ExXpLoSiVe 18: wow
ExXpLoSiVe 18: ok..
ExXpLoSiVe 18: hehe thanks a lot, i really appreciate it
ExXpLoSiVe 18: ok so like i bumped into this girl i was in love with in like 10th grade around close to 10 years ago?? lol recently
ExXpLoSiVe 18: and we used to be really really close
ExXpLoSiVe 18: and poof like that, nothing...never saw her again
ExXpLoSiVe 18: and i had like the biggest crush on her, she was beautiful, great sense of humor, very open minded and intelligent, loves to read philosophy and very motivated, pretty much like a female version of myslef
ExXpLoSiVe 18: so anyways
ExXpLoSiVe 18: i bumped into her on this weird friendster website my friend asked me to join and i was shocked...i couldnt believe it was her, so we got in contact..
ExXpLoSiVe 18: and last night we hung out
ExXpLoSiVe 18: i was gonna tell her how i've always felt about her...but i didnt wanna go off the bat ya know...so in case she doesnt think of it, i dont ruin the whole evening
ExXpLoSiVe 18: she pops up by telling me she's moving to new york in 2 weeks.....im like great...every girl thats worth everything i got, something has to fuck it up
ExXpLoSiVe 18: she started telling me about this fortune teller, that her cousin dragged her too...cuz she doesnt believe that shit
k a i a U k eLe: im still here keep going
ExXpLoSiVe 18: but she played along, like "ok, uh huh" and then she started getting really personal questions asked about her love life and her career, and what kinda person she is
ExXpLoSiVe 18: and it kinda caught her attention....
ExXpLoSiVe 18: this is last December...
ExXpLoSiVe 18: sooo...she tells her there's 3 men that would impact her life the most....and the first one she describes, described her first boyfriend of 4 years....and the 2nd one was someone who she had "high expectations yet he was far, not only geographically, but carinly too", and that was right, some dude she dated in new york, she's visited there 6 times...
ExXpLoSiVe 18: and the LAST GUY
ExXpLoSiVe 18: she told her about a job that would distance herself from everyone, she got hired at SAK's 5th ave. and she's moving in 2 weeks, she got hired last month
ExXpLoSiVe 18: is someone that is her ultimate soul mate, and he sees the same in you already, it might take time to find him whatever but he will have a handsome face, a lot taller than you...and he would treat you so well that you would get married very early, and you'll have 2 children the first born, daughter with light eyes like her father, and a troublemaking son
ExXpLoSiVe 18: she told me that and i was shocked more than her, i almost spit back my green tea all over her....
ExXpLoSiVe 18: and then later that night i told her how i've felt since the day i met you and no matter how many girls i dated, i had the "Goldilocks" syndrome....either her pouridge was "too hot", or "too cold" and never quite found the right one...
ExXpLoSiVe 18: and i told her how much ive cared about her and i was shy in 10th grade, but not now so i told her everything...and she had a huge smile and she said we can still talk when im in NY..and who knows what the future has...NY might not even work out?
ExXpLoSiVe 18: and i have NOOOO IDEA what that means in female terms
k a i a U k eLe: it means that she probably agrees that you are the LAST GUY.. so basically. you should start pickin out the tux and where to go for the honeymoon
ExXpLoSiVe 18: lol she's leaving for New York, and she's busy this week at her farewell DKNY parties, bla bla bla
k a i a U k eLe: but hey, i'll admit it, i buy into psycics that can name specifics like that
ExXpLoSiVe 18: and she didnt invite me
ExXpLoSiVe 18: me too....cuz thats a lil too weird...
ExXpLoSiVe 18: i never did before, i'm sure about at least 25% are for real
k a i a U k eLe: well i mean she hasnt seen you in so long, why would she invite a semi stranger? but did you ask her to hang out? like when she isnt doing her goodboys?
k a i a U k eLe: byes
ExXpLoSiVe 18: the fact that she knew my eye color, and my height, in high school i was 5'6 i was a late bloomer and lost 90 lbs since then
ExXpLoSiVe 18: no, she has guy friends, just like how i have a lot of girl friends, but i have a larger crowd, but we both like to be alone when were usually on the weekends, or when she goes out she goes with 1 friend and her cousin or sister
ExXpLoSiVe 18: she's very family oriented....OMG right when i picked her up...havent seen her in 9 years, my fuckin luck, her parents, relatives pulled up at the same minute
ExXpLoSiVe 18: i met everybody
k a i a U k eLe: holy shit. thats amazing
k a i a U k eLe: what a sign
ExXpLoSiVe 18: i was like Holy Fuck, my ciggarettes are in the cupholder, and im wearing a beanie
k a i a U k eLe: hahahahahahahaha
ExXpLoSiVe 18: honestly, im not a true believer of destiny or whatever its called....i think it works like 50%
ExXpLoSiVe 18: and the rest is up to you....i looked around on friendster around my parents neighborhood, and boom i bumped into her....
k a i a U k eLe: this seems likes you two have too many things that are falling into place that even if she is in NYC, why couldnt it still work? how far away are you from NYC? and when do u leave for Iceland?
ExXpLoSiVe 18: if i wasnt up at 2,3 am bored going through people's sites i would never have been able to spoke to her
ExXpLoSiVe 18: we both live in Los Angeles now....
k a i a U k eLe: oh damn.. thats far
ExXpLoSiVe 18: but in 2006 we're going to open an office in Florida and Texas, so either me or my partner have to live at one of those places and start a new office
ExXpLoSiVe 18: i know
ExXpLoSiVe 18: Iceland is in August
ExXpLoSiVe 18: i was telling her about it, what i learned and stuff....the people sitting next to us at Urth Cafe' were staring me down like i was a sell out
k a i a U k eLe: well long distance can work. its just alot of work, but fromthe sounds of it , this would be worth it
ExXpLoSiVe 18: pshh, just cuz sometimes i can look like a white washed persian, doesnt mean im persian
ExXpLoSiVe 18: lol
k a i a U k eLe: hahaha
ExXpLoSiVe 18: your right..depends on the people...
k a i a U k eLe: and how strong the emotion for the other person is.. and if its reciprocated
ExXpLoSiVe 18: honestly i swear i wont mind...i'm done with all the stranger sex, leaving around 3 am putting my pants on while driving phase
k a i a U k eLe: whci i bet it would be
ExXpLoSiVe 18: very true.....
k a i a U k eLe: how old are you?
ExXpLoSiVe 18: i'm 24 you?
k a i a U k eLe: 20.. man i was thinkin you would be like 28 or something.. cuz then i woudl tell you that its about time to settle down.. but 24 is still in that either your a bachelor or a steady girlfriend guy
ExXpLoSiVe 18: honestly i feel 28....i got my first fake id at 17, and my boys were 23 and they were clockin a lotta dough with party accessories
ExXpLoSiVe 18: so it was the tightest reg clubs, after hours beg. at 3 am, then after after at garage til noon
ExXpLoSiVe 18: every weekend, vip included, and then every other weekend vegas
ExXpLoSiVe 18: i just got sick of it
k a i a U k eLe: damn
ExXpLoSiVe 18: when i was 21 my close buds just started i was bored i started doin different things
k a i a U k eLe: for a little from Maine.. that is like movie-screen talk
k a i a U k eLe: little girl
ExXpLoSiVe 18: really your from Maine??
k a i a U k eLe: i meant
k a i a U k eLe: yeah 18 years of my life
ExXpLoSiVe 18: lol funny u said hollywood talk, cuz i finally quit writing with my friend for his garbage sci fi movies
k a i a U k eLe: lol
ExXpLoSiVe 18: hollywood is a pain in the ass, even though i live here
ExXpLoSiVe 18: traffic all the way until the elevator of my apt. building
ExXpLoSiVe 18: lol
ExXpLoSiVe 18: so where else did u live??
k a i a U k eLe: irony... its such a fantasy world for me.. like i know its real but i dont know anything but wha ti see on tv ya
k a i a U k eLe: well now Rhode Island for School
k a i a U k eLe: but thats it really,, summers in iceland
ExXpLoSiVe 18: honestly, its better on tv because shooting movies is such a long ass process, one scene repeated 10 times cuz fuckin mr. spielberg had a french fry caught in his beard
ExXpLoSiVe 18: and what sucks being a writer, what ever company buys it/produces it....then gets a director, then the actors like to improv some more, next thing the movie you spend 3,4 weeks to write...has been destroyed
k a i a U k eLe: yeah i can just imagine
ExXpLoSiVe 18: so u ever go down to bean town??
k a i a U k eLe: all the time
ExXpLoSiVe 18: reallyyy
ExXpLoSiVe 18: hold on a min bathroom
k a i a U k eLe: best city ever.. well to me at least
k a i a U k eLe: ok
ExXpLoSiVe 18: dont leave i wanna hear everything\
ExXpLoSiVe 18: back
ExXpLoSiVe 18: so tell me more about boston
ExXpLoSiVe 18: are u more into like the nightlife there??? or u a sox and pats and celts kinda girl
k a i a U k eLe: well its hard to go up there cuz i am so busy with school but if anythign im a sox girl not the nightlife so much
ExXpLoSiVe 18: u know whats funny...i almost got caught in a riot 2 years ago in the playoffs where the sox played my A's
k a i a U k eLe: hahahah oh that was a GREAT year
ExXpLoSiVe 18: i had to fly alone (which i realllly HAAATE) and meet up with my friends from berkeley and sf
ExXpLoSiVe 18: yah aaron boone
k a i a U k eLe: any year that the Sox make it someone far.. its so much fun to riot lol
ExXpLoSiVe 18: hahahahaha
ExXpLoSiVe 18: dude
ExXpLoSiVe 18: u look like a great judge of baseball
ExXpLoSiVe 18: billy mueller totallllyyyy interfered with tejada
ExXpLoSiVe 18: the run shoulda counted
k a i a U k eLe: hahahahaha
ExXpLoSiVe 18: no trot nixon home run in the 11th....and A's sweep boston, crowd roars
k a i a U k eLe: harsh dude harsh
ExXpLoSiVe 18: i was in the 3rd row sitting behind ben affleck during game 1 where the game ended at 1 am....13th inning,bases loaded ramon hernandez laid the sweetest bunt
ExXpLoSiVe 18: hahaha im messing
k a i a U k eLe: nah i know
ExXpLoSiVe 18: i have a lotta sox fans, and if any team beat us, im glad it was the sox
ExXpLoSiVe 18: not the fuckin yank these
ExXpLoSiVe 18: its so funny, during like one of the commercials during the game 20,000 red sox fans close to 40,000 A's.....and then they played that Derek Cheater commercial where he says "i always dreamed of being a yankee, ever since i was a lil lad"
ExXpLoSiVe 18: everyone joined in and boo-ed in unison
ExXpLoSiVe 18: i dropped a tear, beautiful
ExXpLoSiVe 18: sooo patriotic
ExXpLoSiVe 18: so when were you in Iceland?? how'd you like it??? what parts did u check out??
k a i a U k eLe: well i go every year, recently i was there for Xmas .. and i find it more amazing everytime i go and i stayed with my family in Keflavik
k a i a U k eLe: adn i went to Reykavik cuz thats where everything else is
ExXpLoSiVe 18: ahh im sooo jealous
ExXpLoSiVe 18: really??
ExXpLoSiVe 18: i heard keflavik and akranes were pretty happenin?
k a i a U k eLe: uhhhh... i dunno bout that
ExXpLoSiVe 18: can u guess how many people looked at me like ive fuckin lost my mind, when they heard i was learning icelandic
ExXpLoSiVe 18: i got sick of answering in detail, so i said cuz "im just taking the class, so fuck off the questions"
k a i a U k eLe: hahaha good answer
ExXpLoSiVe 18: lol
ExXpLoSiVe 18: serious....most people think it sounds weird like dutch or something....but its like hello its a germanic language, and when people hear me speaking my native language they think it sounds yugoslavian or some shit
k a i a U k eLe: yeah everyone looks at me like.. SHIT i cant even begin to understand that language
ExXpLoSiVe 18: thank god i already know about 2.5 languages fluently and i took latin in high school for 3 years and it helped out BIGTIME
ExXpLoSiVe 18: really???
ExXpLoSiVe 18: kvath segirdu?
ExXpLoSiVe 18: gotta kveldith??
ExXpLoSiVe 18: hahaha
ExXpLoSiVe 18: i love it..
ExXpLoSiVe 18: e'g er a lesa bokinn a' islensku
ExXpLoSiVe 18: i know my grammar sucks, lol
k a i a U k eLe: well i can read and speak and all that EXCEPT write it so.. your ahead of the game on me
ExXpLoSiVe 18: ÉG geta ekki bíða þangað til ÉG himinn kafa í Vatnajokull..!!!!!! =)~
ExXpLoSiVe 18: well i bought the greatest teaching aide
ExXpLoSiVe 18: there was 1 in all off LA!!!
ExXpLoSiVe 18: i had to drive to the Grove in West LA, and its like an outdoor mall that looks like disney land so if u dont watch yer ass, u might get squirted by water, or ran over by a tram going 1 mph
k a i a U k eLe: hahaha
ExXpLoSiVe 18: and its called the "Teaching Yourselfany language)" they have a lot of languages in their series....not only they have the book in the box, but also dictionary, 2 audio cd's to get down the pronounciation
ExXpLoSiVe 18: lol have u seen 101 reykjavik??
k a i a U k eLe: LOVE IT
ExXpLoSiVe 18: hell yah
ExXpLoSiVe 18: Hilmir Gudnasson, is bad ass
ExXpLoSiVe 18: he's great
ExXpLoSiVe 18: so is Baltasar Kormakur the director
ExXpLoSiVe 18: his movies The Sea and 101 Reykjavik
k a i a U k eLe: i havent seen The Sea yet im gying too though
k a i a U k eLe: ok its almost 230 here i gotta go to bed im beat
ExXpLoSiVe 18: if Hollywood went back to low budget, paid mostly on good acting, good plot, great direction, cinematography and writing....thennn shit would improve a lot, its too commercial
ExXpLoSiVe 18: ahhh only chance i get to talk to u
k a i a U k eLe: sorry
ExXpLoSiVe 18: well it was really a pleasure
k a i a U k eLe: im aweful i know
k a i a U k eLe: same here
ExXpLoSiVe 18: noooo, dont be, ur busy, im busy we're all busy
ExXpLoSiVe 18: when are u usually free?
k a i a U k eLe: theres never a set time
ExXpLoSiVe 18: Oh...
ExXpLoSiVe 18: so should i roll the dice and try once in awhile?
k a i a U k eLe: haha yeah thats the best bet
ExXpLoSiVe 18: well, ill keep my fingers crossed
ExXpLoSiVe 18: wait what was yer name??
k a i a U k eLe: Audrey, yours lol
ExXpLoSiVe 18: sorry, photographic memory, always forget names
ExXpLoSiVe 18: Rene or David...
ExXpLoSiVe 18: whatever tickles yer fance
ExXpLoSiVe 18: haha
ExXpLoSiVe 18: dave's my middle name...
k a i a U k eLe: oh ok
k a i a U k eLe: well goodnight rene or dave
ExXpLoSiVe 18: just call me Ren
ExXpLoSiVe 18: hahaha
ExXpLoSiVe 18: lolll
ExXpLoSiVe 18: gnite Audrey
ExXpLoSiVe 18: sweet dreams
ExXpLoSiVe 18: have a great day tomorrow
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