Nov 22, 2011 16:00
I don't know what everyone's goin' on about these dreams for, the boogeyman ain't gonna get ya or anythin'. What I wanted to know was if anyone wanted a roommate. I have this nice flat, yeah? It's pretty quiet around here and I could use some company. I have HD TV and a lounge and gourmet fuckin' food. [How much of that is real again?] Just remember you'll have to pull your own goddamn weight around here because I ain't doin' it. Maybe be good at laundry, too. If you can dry clean, you're in.
And does anyone have a smoke or two they could spare? I don't care what's in it, I just need somethin' to wrap my lips 'round.