Nov 29, 2011 18:13
[When the PCD clicks on, Nathan looks very, very nervous. This can be noted as he backs his face away to sit across from it. He fidgets with his hands and clears his throat before looking up. Obviously, the matter is very serious.]
I need to know how many of you…haven’t played a video game before. And I don’t mean just in this place because there’s no TVs, but ever in your life. If you haven’t then it’s pitiful and you disgust me and make me pity you all at the same time and I…I just--
We need to learn how to build one! I’m sure some of you at this place are smarter than you look! We need to build a video game that everyone can play and have the experience of virtually blowing shit up and killing people and maybe we can make it like Grand Theft Auto or something, yeah? I just think everyone here needs to try it once before they go back to their boring suckish lives that don’t have video games at home.
[He picks at his teeth with a toothpick.]
Because seriously, what do you do all day there? Wank off?
[Filtered to Hermione:]
Hi there.