i keep the wolf from the door
yea so dig this...
ive been on this no carb eating regimen for about 6 days or so, and while i havent eaten any...i have felt really really sick...especially today, when me and my newfound basketball teammate kevin barnes ran the cicero ymca for its fucking money...we played ball from 330 to 830, and around 800 with no carbs in my body i had the strongest urge to vomit all over everyone...no carbs at all since a few days ago...you try and do it fat ass...but anyways...i said fuck this i dont wanna be sick anymore...and me, kevin, todd and sweet jay hit up the local dennys for some food...and oh man...how does 3 cokes, God's gift to the world: smothered cheese fries with ranch dressing, and the essential chicken tenders dinner complete with mashed potatoes and corn sound?...and although i must admit i was stuffed after the fries...i paid for this shit motherfuck...and im gonna eat it...people from other tables were lookin over in amazement...cell phones were being dialed to call the newspaper and family members to tell them exactly what they were witnessing...
so you must ask yourself, since you've sewn your tongue to my asshole: Josh, what's next???...well ill tell you, im gonna go to the mall, and then to the cajun cafe, and if you know me, the chinese buffet multiple times...but the chinese buffet always makes me feel like shit afterwards, although its a terrific idea beforehand...
speaking of feeling like shit afterwards...i dropped $470 for car insurance through jan 24th, and also dec and jan payments on my car for $290 a pop...i love it...i felt some resistance at the blue mailbox, but then i said...now you have an excuse to get everyone nothing for christmas...giddy up
speaking of good music, the current song of the day is Venus In Furs song '2HB'...if you are a fucking 107.9 or 100.9 bitch teenybopper, i strongly suggest you stick to your 6 songs in rotation, everyone else download this song...really good tune...really good to listen to if you play solitaire on the computer
ah hell, its time for bed...i gotta get my haircut tomorrow, its not gonna rain or snow for the next few days so they say, so i gotta get the intrepid all cleaned up...i want my shit in prime condition...and then im off to the mall for new clothes...i need them, and yes, christmas is coming up, but im pretty much banking on the clothes i get for christmas to be taken back, and all the good clothes will be long gone...so fuck it i say, tomorrows the day
tune in tomorrow or the next day, where i will reveal my cruel and unusual christmas list for 2002, and youll have YOUR chance to tell ME what YOU want, and then i can laugh at you when i tell you that a tootsie roll is too expensive for me to buy, and to go fuck yourself...
say word big bird
WORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRD
ive been on this no carb eating regimen for about 6 days or so, and while i havent eaten any...i have felt really really sick...especially today, when me and my newfound basketball teammate kevin barnes ran the cicero ymca for its fucking money...we played ball from 330 to 830, and around 800 with no carbs in my body i had the strongest urge to vomit all over everyone...no carbs at all since a few days ago...you try and do it fat ass...but anyways...i said fuck this i dont wanna be sick anymore...and me, kevin, todd and sweet jay hit up the local dennys for some food...and oh man...how does 3 cokes, God's gift to the world: smothered cheese fries with ranch dressing, and the essential chicken tenders dinner complete with mashed potatoes and corn sound?...and although i must admit i was stuffed after the fries...i paid for this shit motherfuck...and im gonna eat it...people from other tables were lookin over in amazement...cell phones were being dialed to call the newspaper and family members to tell them exactly what they were witnessing...
so you must ask yourself, since you've sewn your tongue to my asshole: Josh, what's next???...well ill tell you, im gonna go to the mall, and then to the cajun cafe, and if you know me, the chinese buffet multiple times...but the chinese buffet always makes me feel like shit afterwards, although its a terrific idea beforehand...
speaking of feeling like shit afterwards...i dropped $470 for car insurance through jan 24th, and also dec and jan payments on my car for $290 a pop...i love it...i felt some resistance at the blue mailbox, but then i said...now you have an excuse to get everyone nothing for christmas...giddy up
speaking of good music, the current song of the day is Venus In Furs song '2HB'...if you are a fucking 107.9 or 100.9 bitch teenybopper, i strongly suggest you stick to your 6 songs in rotation, everyone else download this song...really good tune...really good to listen to if you play solitaire on the computer
ah hell, its time for bed...i gotta get my haircut tomorrow, its not gonna rain or snow for the next few days so they say, so i gotta get the intrepid all cleaned up...i want my shit in prime condition...and then im off to the mall for new clothes...i need them, and yes, christmas is coming up, but im pretty much banking on the clothes i get for christmas to be taken back, and all the good clothes will be long gone...so fuck it i say, tomorrows the day
tune in tomorrow or the next day, where i will reveal my cruel and unusual christmas list for 2002, and youll have YOUR chance to tell ME what YOU want, and then i can laugh at you when i tell you that a tootsie roll is too expensive for me to buy, and to go fuck yourself...
say word big bird
WORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRD