cpmd
im gonna bitch about a couple things, so cover your ears
these fucking soft drink commercials that beg and plead with you to 'be you' or 'obey your thirst'...come on now, what the fuck is it...a precautionary measure?...'when you drink dr pepper, please be you, dont act like or turn into a raving rapist psycho while cracking open our soda'...or with sprite, 'obey your thirst'...what the fuck...what does it fucking talk to me??...'c'mon brah...hook a nigga up'...its common sense you assholes...you dont think i can get out of 2 days without something to fucking drink?...ill obey my thirst, twats...fuck you eat shit im drinking tap water
next fucking topic
i love, absolutely LOOOOOOOVE these fucking away messages that tells people word for word exactly what the idiotic touch hole is doing...care for an example?..."hey im down the hall with my gurls nasty and bitch, we're doing each others hair like the 2nd grade film strips, and then were off down the hall further to slap our other gurls snapple and fuck on the ass'...a simple 'lunch', 'homework', or 'not here' would be more than sufficient...no one really gives a shit whether or not youre french braiding or fucking a blow-up doll with a goddamn strap on...lick it fist yourself and leave it off my computer
that's enough for today...bitching anyways...but, but...yesterday me and MY heterosexual life mate jeffrey david anderson rolled to the ymca on wetzel to play ball, about 15 minutes into shoot around, the door creaks open and none other than RYAN FUCKING BLACKWELL comes rollin in...he must have caught wind that me and $ were playing and put on his gear and flew down to the court...i made a shot on the same basket as him, and he grabbed my ball and passed it back to me TWICE...then he pretty much made us ask if he wanted to run twos...and anderson, whoa man....allow me to catch my breath...............anderson swatted his shit against the backboard so it went back to half court TWICE...apparently he didn't learn his lesson the first time...
peace
these fucking soft drink commercials that beg and plead with you to 'be you' or 'obey your thirst'...come on now, what the fuck is it...a precautionary measure?...'when you drink dr pepper, please be you, dont act like or turn into a raving rapist psycho while cracking open our soda'...or with sprite, 'obey your thirst'...what the fuck...what does it fucking talk to me??...'c'mon brah...hook a nigga up'...its common sense you assholes...you dont think i can get out of 2 days without something to fucking drink?...ill obey my thirst, twats...fuck you eat shit im drinking tap water
next fucking topic
i love, absolutely LOOOOOOOVE these fucking away messages that tells people word for word exactly what the idiotic touch hole is doing...care for an example?..."hey im down the hall with my gurls nasty and bitch, we're doing each others hair like the 2nd grade film strips, and then were off down the hall further to slap our other gurls snapple and fuck on the ass'...a simple 'lunch', 'homework', or 'not here' would be more than sufficient...no one really gives a shit whether or not youre french braiding or fucking a blow-up doll with a goddamn strap on...lick it fist yourself and leave it off my computer
that's enough for today...bitching anyways...but, but...yesterday me and MY heterosexual life mate jeffrey david anderson rolled to the ymca on wetzel to play ball, about 15 minutes into shoot around, the door creaks open and none other than RYAN FUCKING BLACKWELL comes rollin in...he must have caught wind that me and $ were playing and put on his gear and flew down to the court...i made a shot on the same basket as him, and he grabbed my ball and passed it back to me TWICE...then he pretty much made us ask if he wanted to run twos...and anderson, whoa man....allow me to catch my breath...............anderson swatted his shit against the backboard so it went back to half court TWICE...apparently he didn't learn his lesson the first time...
peace