03; [fic] shige-thon!
I'm going to be lazy and mash this RL entry up with a fic post. Because, you know, I'm an LJ whore and can't go two days without posting something.
Anyways, here's a tentative schedule of my week (just as a reminder to myself):
Wednesday: erm. Study for maths test?
Thursday: Maths test. Study for...some other test I have. Also, AP outline due!
Friday: That other test that I am definitely failing today. AP OUTLINE. DO THIS. MY GOD. English thing due next week. Or. On Oct. 5th at least. Also -- piano exam. Memorize pieces asghdjsh. Finish fic for Cherry. Partayyyy.
OKAY THAT'S IT FOR THE BORING PART. NOW FOR THE EXCITING AND *SHINY* NEW FIC.
Title: 5 Times Shige Was Locked In a Room With Pin, Ryo and Ueda
Author: inevitabilityy
Rating: PG to PG-15 maybe? About, I think.
Pairings/Characters: Shige, Ryo, Yamapi, Jin, Ueda. Various pairings.
Word Count: 1753
Disclaimer: These boys belong to their respective persons but are from Johnny's Entertainment.
Summary: The title really explains it all. Prompts done for the SHIGE-THON. Go show your love for Shige, right now! ♥ ♥ ♥
5 Times Shige Was Locked In a Room With Pin, Ryo and Ueda
1.
“SHIGE!” Koyama screams, and latches himself to Shige’s back, laughing. Shige watches, dismayed, as his pen makes a jagged line up through his thesis that he spent all night writing. “Save me, Shige! Ahh! Tegoshi’s going to kill me!” And then promptly falls to the floor laughing as Tegoshi ‘attacks’ him.
Shige rubs his temples and pushes his chair back, making an angry screeching sound. Tegoshi and Koyama look up, surprised, from the floor where they were rolling around, Tegoshi’s fingers still poking at Koyama’s sides and Koyama still trying to fend him off.
“I,” Shige announces angrily, “am going to find some peace. Somewhere else.”
Tegoshi and Koyama stare after Shige with sad eyes and wonder if maybe their member-love is lacking today.
“Finally,” Shige mutters when he bangs through the KAT-TUN dressing room (he’s hoping Nakamaru or Ueda would understand) and finds remarkable peace after catching sight of Ueda asleep on the couch. He drops his books down on the chair beside him and is rereading his thesis, wondering if it can be salvaged in any way when Ryo, Yamapi and Jin stumble through the doorway, obviously drunk. Ryo has half his shirt unbuttoned and is making up for it by being louder and meaner than ever while Yamapi and Jin obviously have a very bad case of wandering hands.
“Err,” Shige mumbles, uncomfortable when Jin and Yamapi start sliding hands under clothes and tongues over collarbones, and attempts to leave, when he realizes the door is locked.
The door is locked.
His shrieks wake up Ueda, who then shrieks upon finding Ryo drunk and slurring, “you’re very pretty,” while leering and one hand already making its way up Shige’s shirt. (How’d that happen anyways?)
2.
“This isn’t funny.”
“No shit, princess. Obviously, you were selected for your brains as well as your looks.”
“Ryo-chan! You shouldn’t say that about Uebo-hime! He’s really smart, you know.”
“Jin. Shut up and go eat something. Why should I care about some fish-lipped, Gackt-loving princess like him anyways?”
“…You’re the one that has separation anxiety problems without Uchi-kun.”
“I hate you. So much. You too, Jin.”
“RYO-CHAN! That’s not nice! Look, Jin’s crying now! Jin, Jin, it’s okay! I still love you!”
“R-really? Thanks Pi.”
“Oh my God, you guys are sickening. Get a room, please.”
“Well, technically, we’re in one already.”
“…shut up, Kato. I hate you too.”
3.
“…you want us to do a joint photo shoot?” is the question that Kame is finally brave enough to ask, eyebrow quirking towards where Yamapi, Jin, Koyama and Tegoshi are jumping happily with excitement and Ryo and Ueda are sitting on opposite sides of the room, adamantly not talking to each other.
Shige silently seconds the question. He would’ve asked this himself but he wasn’t too sure the executives knew his name yet.
“Yes,” their managers say in unison, and then frown, as if it’s an obvious answer to a simple question. “We’ll be seeing you tomorrow then.”
“Well,” Kame says, sighing, as he turns to Nakamaru. “How bad could it be?”
The next morning, Shige finds out the exact meaning of those words.
“Hm…Yamashita-kun, Akanishi-kun, Nishikido-kun, Kato-kun and…Ueda-kun.” Yamapi and Jin high five when their names are called and they clap Ryo happily on the back when he is. They don’t offer a high five when Shige’s called, but Yamapi slings an arm around his shoulders and Jin does the tongue thing (which Shige takes as Jin-speak for I like you). But when the photographer reaches Ueda’s name, Ryo’s brows automatically descend and he starts mumbling angrily beneath his breath.
They are arranged artistically (read: falling all over each other) in a small room obviously built for someone the size of one 12-year old and decidedly not five 20-something year olds.
“It’s very modern,” the photographer tells them, licking his lips as he fits a decorative key in the lock and Ueda’s hand accidentally slips awkwardly, landing too close to Shige’s crotch for comfort. “Very Alice in Wonderland meets Greek mythology.”
The genius revelation is met with silence from many, and Kame raises his eyebrows again.
While the photographer starts taking picture after picture, Shige starts noticing disturbing trends in the positions he puts them into: Shige rattling on the ‘locked’ door with a look between shock and ecstasy, Jin leaning on his back; Ueda with his arms pinned below Jin and Ryo; Yamapi, Jin and Ryo curled around one another while Shige and Ueda were told to “look embarrassed.”
Shige didn’t have to pretend once Kame started sniggering and Koyama joined in.
4.
“Oh my God, we’re going to die,” are the first words that Ueda says (and Shige is inclined to agree with) when the elevator shudders for a second and then halts completely.
“Stupid,” Ryo scoffs, but Shige can see that even Ryo’s pupils are slightly dilated with fear. “We’re not going to die. We’re famous and talented idols (well, actually, I don’t know about you), and no one’s going to let a Sexy Osaka man like myself die.” He sniffs again disdainfully and Ueda frowns.
Yamapi and Jin are busy sending out a rescue call using the help button.
“We’re stuck!” Jin shouts. “HELP!”
“We’re going to starve to death,” Yamapi moans. “I can feel myself getting hungry already.”
The receptionist’s calm voice comes out from a speaker above their heads, drowning out Yamapi and Jin’s words.
“Don’t worry Yamashita-san, Akanishi-san, Nishikido-san, Kato-san and Ueda-san. There is just a slight maintenance problem right now between the tenth and eleventh floors but the elevators should be running anytime now. I am sure that they will be back in service in about fifteen minutes.”
Calmed by the receptionist, they all settle in strategic corners of the elevator (Jin and Yamapi share one) and decide to wait the fifteen minutes for the elevator to work again.
An hour passes, two, and the elevator shows no sign of moving again. Ryo seems to have run out of insults to throw at Ueda and there are only so many times Shige can read his lyric book. Even Jin and Yamapi seem bored, judging from the way they spent the last twenty minutes trying to tie each other’s shoes together artistically.
“What. The. Hell,” Ryo finally growls, and pushes himself up, jabbing at the ‘help’ button. There is a burst of static, and then silence.
“…you broke the help button,” Ueda finally says, strangely calm.
Shige gulps and tries to sink deeper into his corner, trying to evade the fact that Ryo’s standing right in front of him and Ueda looks like he wants to kill Ryo really badly.
Ryo tilts his chin up and sniffs. “Yeah, maybe I did. So?”
With a guttural moan of frustration, Ueda pounces on Ryo who falls back right on top of Shige who bangs his head on his corner. When Shige’s head has stopped spinning, he opens his eyes to find Ueda sitting awkwardly between his legs, palms flat on Ryo’s back and Ryo sprawled out completely on Shige’s chest, nose pressed against his collarbone.
“Um,” Shige says, throat suddenly dry. He flails in the direction of Yamapi and Jin. “Help me?”
His heart sinks when he notices the feral glance in both their eyes and they slink over, Yamapi biting his lower lip and Jin licking his.
“Ne,” Yamapi whispers, and Shige wonders frantically how Yamapi manages to imbue so much lust into that one syllable. “Ne, Ueda-kun, Ryo-chan, Shige, not fair. You can’t start the orgy without us.”
And then Jin already has Ueda moaning into Ryo’s shoulder and Yamapi is going for Ryo-who’s-clearly-enjoying-his-position-on-top-of-Shige and Shige wonders miserably why these things always happen to him.
5.
“…you want us to lock Nishikido-kun and Ueda-kun in a locked room, why?” Shige asked, eyebrow raised, staring at Koyama. “Are you suicidal?”
“Ne, Shige!” Koyama bounces happily. “It’s a great idea! It’ll enforce the member-ai!”
Shige mulls this over for a second, but then frowns. “Koyama…Ueda-kun’s in KAT-TUN. We’re NEWS, in case you forgot.”
“No!” Koyama says, and flails. “I mean, it’ll be for the greater good of the company and mankind, ne, Tegoshi-kun?”
And then Tegoshi turns his wide eyes on Shige and nods happily, smiling all the while. “Ne, Shige! Keii-chan’s right! I want Ryo-tan and Ueda-kun to get along, don’t you?”
“You’re absolutely correct,” Shige hears himself agreeing and curses Koyama in his head for making Tegoshi the one to convince him.
“So, uh, Nishikido-kun,” Shige stammers out later, staring at the tips of his shoes.
Ryo looks up and gives him a once-over. “…yes?” He finally asks while Yamapi looks on, clearly amused.
“Uh,” Shige says again, stalling. “Can you, um. Show me how to do our um. Latest dance moves? Outside?” And points to the hallway, praying fervently that Ryo will agree.
“…why?” Ryo asks, and raises an eyebrow.
Thankfully (or not so thankfully), Yamapi butts in before Shige has a chance to make up a stupid excuse. “Ne, Ryo-chan!” Yamapi scolds, “We have to help our friends in the time of need! Come, Shige, I’ll help you as well,” and grabs both their wrists, pulling them into the hallway and into the rehearsal room.
Once inside, Yamapi kicks the door closed and then starts, because Jin and Ueda are already there, practicing their dance steps from the looks of it.
Ryo groans the moment he sees Ueda and makes to go outside again. Yamapi grabs him around the waist and forcibly drags him to the dance mats where Jin and Ueda are staring. Shige trails along behind uncomfortably, ignoring Ryo’s venomous glares and cursing Koyama in his head.
Jin and Yamapi immediately do their stupid secret handshake while Ryo looks on distastefully and Ueda makes stinted conversation with Shige.
“So,” Ueda manages out. “How er - how are you, Kato-kun?”
“Alright, Ueda-kun,” Shige mumbles. “Thanks. How are you?”
“Oh my God,” Ryo drawls loudly, looking at the two of them with genuine distaste. “I thought you two are supposed to be the smart ones.” A pointed look, and both Ueda and Shige are flushing, not meeting anyone’s eyes.
Koyama and Tegoshi come to ‘save’ them later, and find Yamapi and Jin talking cheerfully with Shirota on the phone while Ryo listens on and Ueda and Shige, uncomfortably silent.
“Shige,” Koyama begins cheerfully, but stops at the look Shige gives him.
“Just don’t say anything,” Shige says tiredly. “Not another word.”
SOMEONE EDIT THIS.
Anyways, here's a tentative schedule of my week (just as a reminder to myself):
Wednesday: erm. Study for maths test?
Thursday: Maths test. Study for...some other test I have. Also, AP outline due!
Friday: That other test that I am definitely failing today. AP OUTLINE. DO THIS. MY GOD. English thing due next week. Or. On Oct. 5th at least. Also -- piano exam. Memorize pieces asghdjsh. Finish fic for Cherry. Partayyyy.
OKAY THAT'S IT FOR THE BORING PART. NOW FOR THE EXCITING AND *SHINY* NEW FIC.
Title: 5 Times Shige Was Locked In a Room With Pin, Ryo and Ueda
Author: inevitabilityy
Rating: PG to PG-15 maybe? About, I think.
Pairings/Characters: Shige, Ryo, Yamapi, Jin, Ueda. Various pairings.
Word Count: 1753
Disclaimer: These boys belong to their respective persons but are from Johnny's Entertainment.
Summary: The title really explains it all. Prompts done for the SHIGE-THON. Go show your love for Shige, right now! ♥ ♥ ♥
5 Times Shige Was Locked In a Room With Pin, Ryo and Ueda
1.
“SHIGE!” Koyama screams, and latches himself to Shige’s back, laughing. Shige watches, dismayed, as his pen makes a jagged line up through his thesis that he spent all night writing. “Save me, Shige! Ahh! Tegoshi’s going to kill me!” And then promptly falls to the floor laughing as Tegoshi ‘attacks’ him.
Shige rubs his temples and pushes his chair back, making an angry screeching sound. Tegoshi and Koyama look up, surprised, from the floor where they were rolling around, Tegoshi’s fingers still poking at Koyama’s sides and Koyama still trying to fend him off.
“I,” Shige announces angrily, “am going to find some peace. Somewhere else.”
Tegoshi and Koyama stare after Shige with sad eyes and wonder if maybe their member-love is lacking today.
“Finally,” Shige mutters when he bangs through the KAT-TUN dressing room (he’s hoping Nakamaru or Ueda would understand) and finds remarkable peace after catching sight of Ueda asleep on the couch. He drops his books down on the chair beside him and is rereading his thesis, wondering if it can be salvaged in any way when Ryo, Yamapi and Jin stumble through the doorway, obviously drunk. Ryo has half his shirt unbuttoned and is making up for it by being louder and meaner than ever while Yamapi and Jin obviously have a very bad case of wandering hands.
“Err,” Shige mumbles, uncomfortable when Jin and Yamapi start sliding hands under clothes and tongues over collarbones, and attempts to leave, when he realizes the door is locked.
The door is locked.
His shrieks wake up Ueda, who then shrieks upon finding Ryo drunk and slurring, “you’re very pretty,” while leering and one hand already making its way up Shige’s shirt. (How’d that happen anyways?)
2.
“This isn’t funny.”
“No shit, princess. Obviously, you were selected for your brains as well as your looks.”
“Ryo-chan! You shouldn’t say that about Uebo-hime! He’s really smart, you know.”
“Jin. Shut up and go eat something. Why should I care about some fish-lipped, Gackt-loving princess like him anyways?”
“…You’re the one that has separation anxiety problems without Uchi-kun.”
“I hate you. So much. You too, Jin.”
“RYO-CHAN! That’s not nice! Look, Jin’s crying now! Jin, Jin, it’s okay! I still love you!”
“R-really? Thanks Pi.”
“Oh my God, you guys are sickening. Get a room, please.”
“Well, technically, we’re in one already.”
“…shut up, Kato. I hate you too.”
3.
“…you want us to do a joint photo shoot?” is the question that Kame is finally brave enough to ask, eyebrow quirking towards where Yamapi, Jin, Koyama and Tegoshi are jumping happily with excitement and Ryo and Ueda are sitting on opposite sides of the room, adamantly not talking to each other.
Shige silently seconds the question. He would’ve asked this himself but he wasn’t too sure the executives knew his name yet.
“Yes,” their managers say in unison, and then frown, as if it’s an obvious answer to a simple question. “We’ll be seeing you tomorrow then.”
“Well,” Kame says, sighing, as he turns to Nakamaru. “How bad could it be?”
The next morning, Shige finds out the exact meaning of those words.
“Hm…Yamashita-kun, Akanishi-kun, Nishikido-kun, Kato-kun and…Ueda-kun.” Yamapi and Jin high five when their names are called and they clap Ryo happily on the back when he is. They don’t offer a high five when Shige’s called, but Yamapi slings an arm around his shoulders and Jin does the tongue thing (which Shige takes as Jin-speak for I like you). But when the photographer reaches Ueda’s name, Ryo’s brows automatically descend and he starts mumbling angrily beneath his breath.
They are arranged artistically (read: falling all over each other) in a small room obviously built for someone the size of one 12-year old and decidedly not five 20-something year olds.
“It’s very modern,” the photographer tells them, licking his lips as he fits a decorative key in the lock and Ueda’s hand accidentally slips awkwardly, landing too close to Shige’s crotch for comfort. “Very Alice in Wonderland meets Greek mythology.”
The genius revelation is met with silence from many, and Kame raises his eyebrows again.
While the photographer starts taking picture after picture, Shige starts noticing disturbing trends in the positions he puts them into: Shige rattling on the ‘locked’ door with a look between shock and ecstasy, Jin leaning on his back; Ueda with his arms pinned below Jin and Ryo; Yamapi, Jin and Ryo curled around one another while Shige and Ueda were told to “look embarrassed.”
Shige didn’t have to pretend once Kame started sniggering and Koyama joined in.
4.
“Oh my God, we’re going to die,” are the first words that Ueda says (and Shige is inclined to agree with) when the elevator shudders for a second and then halts completely.
“Stupid,” Ryo scoffs, but Shige can see that even Ryo’s pupils are slightly dilated with fear. “We’re not going to die. We’re famous and talented idols (well, actually, I don’t know about you), and no one’s going to let a Sexy Osaka man like myself die.” He sniffs again disdainfully and Ueda frowns.
Yamapi and Jin are busy sending out a rescue call using the help button.
“We’re stuck!” Jin shouts. “HELP!”
“We’re going to starve to death,” Yamapi moans. “I can feel myself getting hungry already.”
The receptionist’s calm voice comes out from a speaker above their heads, drowning out Yamapi and Jin’s words.
“Don’t worry Yamashita-san, Akanishi-san, Nishikido-san, Kato-san and Ueda-san. There is just a slight maintenance problem right now between the tenth and eleventh floors but the elevators should be running anytime now. I am sure that they will be back in service in about fifteen minutes.”
Calmed by the receptionist, they all settle in strategic corners of the elevator (Jin and Yamapi share one) and decide to wait the fifteen minutes for the elevator to work again.
An hour passes, two, and the elevator shows no sign of moving again. Ryo seems to have run out of insults to throw at Ueda and there are only so many times Shige can read his lyric book. Even Jin and Yamapi seem bored, judging from the way they spent the last twenty minutes trying to tie each other’s shoes together artistically.
“What. The. Hell,” Ryo finally growls, and pushes himself up, jabbing at the ‘help’ button. There is a burst of static, and then silence.
“…you broke the help button,” Ueda finally says, strangely calm.
Shige gulps and tries to sink deeper into his corner, trying to evade the fact that Ryo’s standing right in front of him and Ueda looks like he wants to kill Ryo really badly.
Ryo tilts his chin up and sniffs. “Yeah, maybe I did. So?”
With a guttural moan of frustration, Ueda pounces on Ryo who falls back right on top of Shige who bangs his head on his corner. When Shige’s head has stopped spinning, he opens his eyes to find Ueda sitting awkwardly between his legs, palms flat on Ryo’s back and Ryo sprawled out completely on Shige’s chest, nose pressed against his collarbone.
“Um,” Shige says, throat suddenly dry. He flails in the direction of Yamapi and Jin. “Help me?”
His heart sinks when he notices the feral glance in both their eyes and they slink over, Yamapi biting his lower lip and Jin licking his.
“Ne,” Yamapi whispers, and Shige wonders frantically how Yamapi manages to imbue so much lust into that one syllable. “Ne, Ueda-kun, Ryo-chan, Shige, not fair. You can’t start the orgy without us.”
And then Jin already has Ueda moaning into Ryo’s shoulder and Yamapi is going for Ryo-who’s-clearly-enjoying-his-position-on-top-of-Shige and Shige wonders miserably why these things always happen to him.
5.
“…you want us to lock Nishikido-kun and Ueda-kun in a locked room, why?” Shige asked, eyebrow raised, staring at Koyama. “Are you suicidal?”
“Ne, Shige!” Koyama bounces happily. “It’s a great idea! It’ll enforce the member-ai!”
Shige mulls this over for a second, but then frowns. “Koyama…Ueda-kun’s in KAT-TUN. We’re NEWS, in case you forgot.”
“No!” Koyama says, and flails. “I mean, it’ll be for the greater good of the company and mankind, ne, Tegoshi-kun?”
And then Tegoshi turns his wide eyes on Shige and nods happily, smiling all the while. “Ne, Shige! Keii-chan’s right! I want Ryo-tan and Ueda-kun to get along, don’t you?”
“You’re absolutely correct,” Shige hears himself agreeing and curses Koyama in his head for making Tegoshi the one to convince him.
“So, uh, Nishikido-kun,” Shige stammers out later, staring at the tips of his shoes.
Ryo looks up and gives him a once-over. “…yes?” He finally asks while Yamapi looks on, clearly amused.
“Uh,” Shige says again, stalling. “Can you, um. Show me how to do our um. Latest dance moves? Outside?” And points to the hallway, praying fervently that Ryo will agree.
“…why?” Ryo asks, and raises an eyebrow.
Thankfully (or not so thankfully), Yamapi butts in before Shige has a chance to make up a stupid excuse. “Ne, Ryo-chan!” Yamapi scolds, “We have to help our friends in the time of need! Come, Shige, I’ll help you as well,” and grabs both their wrists, pulling them into the hallway and into the rehearsal room.
Once inside, Yamapi kicks the door closed and then starts, because Jin and Ueda are already there, practicing their dance steps from the looks of it.
Ryo groans the moment he sees Ueda and makes to go outside again. Yamapi grabs him around the waist and forcibly drags him to the dance mats where Jin and Ueda are staring. Shige trails along behind uncomfortably, ignoring Ryo’s venomous glares and cursing Koyama in his head.
Jin and Yamapi immediately do their stupid secret handshake while Ryo looks on distastefully and Ueda makes stinted conversation with Shige.
“So,” Ueda manages out. “How er - how are you, Kato-kun?”
“Alright, Ueda-kun,” Shige mumbles. “Thanks. How are you?”
“Oh my God,” Ryo drawls loudly, looking at the two of them with genuine distaste. “I thought you two are supposed to be the smart ones.” A pointed look, and both Ueda and Shige are flushing, not meeting anyone’s eyes.
Koyama and Tegoshi come to ‘save’ them later, and find Yamapi and Jin talking cheerfully with Shirota on the phone while Ryo listens on and Ueda and Shige, uncomfortably silent.
“Shige,” Koyama begins cheerfully, but stops at the look Shige gives him.
“Just don’t say anything,” Shige says tiredly. “Not another word.”
SOMEONE EDIT THIS.