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Phrases that are getting old (fast):
1- "homework for the rest of my life" - when i first heard it, i thought it was clever. When it started to be the most dominate away message, it got old.
2- any sentence or phrase that uses the word "kauf-up"- get over it. the food sucks. you still eat it. you can't complain.
3- "i have a 10 page paper due, and this....and that...and oh my gosh, this, and more of that"- suck it up. you're at school, of course you have homework. what else would you pay $27,000 a year for?
4- "that's enjoyable"- i don't think people realize how much the word enjoy, or variations of the word, are used in every day conversations. learn a new word. get a dictionary. put your nights of 10 page paper writing to use.
5- "dude, i was so drunk last night". no one cares. everyone is drunk. stop bragging.
6- "hey man, brb". i just hate people that talk in aol aim terms. it bothers me. granted i do it from time to time, but i ALWAYS kick myself afterwards!
7- "how did you do on the test"- stop being so damn nosey! if you were supposed to know how i did, or how anyone else did, our grades would be public...cuz those stupid little looks that people give after you tell them your grade just piss me off. they get all happy because they did better. fuck off. I'm smarter anyway.
8- "i know (insert any famous or psuedo famous name here)." basically this only applies to Marty. Everything that comes out of his mouth just pisses me off completely.
10- "whhhhaaattt.....ooooookkaaaay....yeeaaaaaahh.". only dave chappelle can do that and make it funny. everyone else needs to bang there heads on the wall until they bleed.
11- anything that comes out of my roommates mouth, particularly "fuck you". she thinks she is funny. i am better. (j/k, call me if you care!)
whhhaaaat! yes. it is true. I am a hypocrit. i'll admit it!
I realized today that I actively participate in bathroom racism. I only use one particular stall and one particular shower. When either are taken, i refuse to branch out. So that either means i piss my pants and/or smell for a few days.
2 things that will always be funny- people falling down (slipping, tripping, skating, ect.) and when someone farts in the library or any other really quiet setting (i love the red-faced after affect. sooo funny)
2 things that are not cool at all- being followed by creepy ass cars at 12:30 at night that force you to sprint for your life. (I don't like physical activity, and i think that shows). North Central Football players...well most north central jocks in general.
2 things that i currently miss- playing volleyball...and my kitten. she just died. my heart is saddened.poor little critter. she was so cute.
2 things that happened to me today- 1-i ate lunch with 2 other annas. 2-i got something in the mail from "tremor"...apparently something i joined at some point in time that i don't remember. anyways, i checked my mail and got excited because i had a pacakge. They sent me a car wax kit...including some really good smelling "wax as you dry" spray. looks a bit sketchy.
I was going to go see Shrek 2 tonight but i fall victim to circumstance. I am broke. I have no job. I need to sleep. I suck at life! sorry gannon!
1- "homework for the rest of my life" - when i first heard it, i thought it was clever. When it started to be the most dominate away message, it got old.
2- any sentence or phrase that uses the word "kauf-up"- get over it. the food sucks. you still eat it. you can't complain.
3- "i have a 10 page paper due, and this....and that...and oh my gosh, this, and more of that"- suck it up. you're at school, of course you have homework. what else would you pay $27,000 a year for?
4- "that's enjoyable"- i don't think people realize how much the word enjoy, or variations of the word, are used in every day conversations. learn a new word. get a dictionary. put your nights of 10 page paper writing to use.
5- "dude, i was so drunk last night". no one cares. everyone is drunk. stop bragging.
6- "hey man, brb". i just hate people that talk in aol aim terms. it bothers me. granted i do it from time to time, but i ALWAYS kick myself afterwards!
7- "how did you do on the test"- stop being so damn nosey! if you were supposed to know how i did, or how anyone else did, our grades would be public...cuz those stupid little looks that people give after you tell them your grade just piss me off. they get all happy because they did better. fuck off. I'm smarter anyway.
8- "i know (insert any famous or psuedo famous name here)." basically this only applies to Marty. Everything that comes out of his mouth just pisses me off completely.
10- "whhhhaaattt.....ooooookkaaaay....yeeaaaaaahh.". only dave chappelle can do that and make it funny. everyone else needs to bang there heads on the wall until they bleed.
11- anything that comes out of my roommates mouth, particularly "fuck you". she thinks she is funny. i am better. (j/k, call me if you care!)
whhhaaaat! yes. it is true. I am a hypocrit. i'll admit it!
I realized today that I actively participate in bathroom racism. I only use one particular stall and one particular shower. When either are taken, i refuse to branch out. So that either means i piss my pants and/or smell for a few days.
2 things that will always be funny- people falling down (slipping, tripping, skating, ect.) and when someone farts in the library or any other really quiet setting (i love the red-faced after affect. sooo funny)
2 things that are not cool at all- being followed by creepy ass cars at 12:30 at night that force you to sprint for your life. (I don't like physical activity, and i think that shows). North Central Football players...well most north central jocks in general.
2 things that i currently miss- playing volleyball...and my kitten. she just died. my heart is saddened.poor little critter. she was so cute.
2 things that happened to me today- 1-i ate lunch with 2 other annas. 2-i got something in the mail from "tremor"...apparently something i joined at some point in time that i don't remember. anyways, i checked my mail and got excited because i had a pacakge. They sent me a car wax kit...including some really good smelling "wax as you dry" spray. looks a bit sketchy.
I was going to go see Shrek 2 tonight but i fall victim to circumstance. I am broke. I have no job. I need to sleep. I suck at life! sorry gannon!