it's been some time hasn't it. i don't have a phone. i'm married. my son might just be born tonight.. i'm stoked.

so it's been a while. i don't really give a fuck about updating my lj. i've decided to transcend the world of technology and enlighten myself. i am brushing off all the burdens of technological enslavement. i, unlike all the other livestock out there am willingly freeing myself. no.. your ears do not deceive you. that's right. willingly!! ( Read more... )

i'm not the type to be an author. i realized that tonight. i was bored and tired and lacking inspiration so i decided to break out the old word pad and flow from brain to cns to fingertips to the interactive television, that's what it says in the thesaurus in my head under 'computer'. so i poured out of my head about two pages of spontaneous but ( Read more... )

My LiveJournal SitcomBeing impaledfetuses (NBC, 8:30): impaledfetuses (David Spade) and fallinginlove (Jada Pinkett) try out for a volleyball team. In the next town over, thebestbob (Emilio Estevez) gets lost on the way to lostinthewar (Beverley Mitchell)'s house and spends the night in the airport. Then, syfagonnaherpes (Jennifer Aniston) thinks ( Read more... )

so i decided to never jog a mile and a half in a thunderstorm after smoking a fat bowl after feeling sick all day again.

b>The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Ninth Level of Hell - Cocytus!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
LevelScorePurgatory (Repenting Believers)Very LowLevel 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Very LowLevel 2 (Lustful)Very HighLevel 3 (Gluttonous)ModerateLevel 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)ModerateLevel 5 (Wrathful and ( Read more... )

it's about time for another search for the american dream.. this time it'll be much harder to spot among all the flashing lights of this cursed computer age.. we're fucking slaves to the man.. you know this.. i know this.. we are his bitch.. dressed up like little girls.. crying.. sobbing.. please no.. sir don't touch me there..

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i guess going to your friends of 6 and 9 years party down the street over going out of town is a good reason to get a fuck you?

i left for tuscaloosa yesterday.. i got home this afternoon.. a trip that only had cost 30 dollars ended up costing like 160... that's really gay.