the man with four pee pees

[impaledfetuses]

so it's been a while. i don't really give a fuck about updating my lj. i've decided to transcend the world of technology and enlighten myself. i am brushing off all the burdens of technological enslavement. i, unlike all the other livestock out there am willingly freeing myself. no.. your ears do not deceive you. that's right. willingly!! i'm not being locked in some sort of hussienish hiding place away from all the blinking lights and electrical hums that have replaced the natural ambience of most of this goddamned country. i will live off of the earth. i will make love with animals. i will be one with mother nature; sucking on her supple breasts and diddling her so gently in the soft forest that begins at the top of her redwoodish legs. yes.. she may be a burly unshaven and somewhat prickly bitch but i love her, and her sweet juices taste of honey and chlorophyll. don't you get it.. i want to be naked and destroy anything that threatens my territory.. and i'll give nice warm golden showers to all that i call my own...

fuck this

i'm going back to work.

see you guys in a few years.