Auntie Sheila: take two. :)

 I just awoke from my nap to a cute blonde boy laying on my chest. Yes, who else but my 8 month old nephew, Burke- stretching his chubby little hands towards my face- and then STABBING ME IN THE EYE- SLICING MY CONTACT OPEN AND MAKING MY EYEBALL LOOK LIKE A CHERRY.

That kid has fingers like knives.