Okay- I drove home this past weekend for the staff Christmas party. One of my co-workers was wearing a sparkly shirt, and when I complimented it she rubbed herself all over me.

When, really, a simple 'thank you' would have sufficed.

"Now you're sparkly too!" she said, as if that was some sort of explanation. She then proceeded to rub herself on ( Read more... )

So when I got home tonight, I found it abandoned. A lone note was left for me that read:

Sheila-
                       Food is scarce. Go find your own if 
                       you're hungry. 
                                    Love Mum

Sheebs-
                     If you go looking for food at Pizza ( Read more... )

My weekend, as told through ( pictures )