Home again...

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So when I got home tonight, I found it abandoned. A lone note was left for me that read:

Sheila-
                       Food is scarce. Go find your own if 
                       you're hungry. 
                                    Love Mum

Sheebs-
                     If you go looking for food at Pizza Hut, 
                     get a large Canadian and then we can 
                     eat the rest tomorrow!
                      YUM!
                                    Love Dadlit

Once my parents finally returned, our 20 minute conversation included, but was not limited to: nudists, Pinky and the Brain, S&M ("I wanted to become a cop for a time so I could get free handcuffs to use on your mother"), Haiti babies, artificial insemination, limericks, wife beating, and names

(She: "well... my name is easy..."

Dad: "Really? is that your middle name?" )

I'm so happy to be with the 'rents again. ♥!!

p.s. go tell me random things about yourself in my previous entry. do it!