pretentious as fuck.

Feb 13, 2008 22:46

my name's tony and i'm obsessed with a man who tour manages unknown bands.
i fall inlove with strangers and always end up losing my best friends.
chances are, i think i'm smarter and better than you.
i'm a total music snob, and act like i'm a better fan because i've been around the band longer.
i have my own lingo that everyone finds mildly amusing, but i think of as completely normal.
80% of the people i know i disliked before we became friends.
i never allow myself to be "out-dicked" by someone, i promise, i will always be the bigger asshole.
i live on mainly tofu and pasta.
i tend to think anyone who says they like the Ramones is lying.
behind all egomaniacs, there's selfloathing.
irony's alot like my oxygen.
i don't understand why there aren't more people in the world who hate me.
i read alot because i think it'll make me better than my peers.
i hate small talk, and people who chronically ask you how your day went.
if i could were to choose, i'd die in a moshpit, because at least i'd be at home.
i will never EVER lead just another pedestrian life.
i'm surronded by people who think they will make a difference in the world. i have no confidence in any of those people.
either your with us or against us, and both of those are better than living without a soul.
i cry over songs all the time. 
i spend significant amounts of time hating my blue eyes and wishing i was irish.
i meditate during lunch.
i desperately wish i could, at some point, collect all the time i've spent on the bus and use it to make a masterpeice.
i have the potential to be a great drummer, but i'm too goddamn lazy to care.
i aspire to living on the beach in technologyless, taxless, existence.
my dream house is a one bedroom apartment, with a shower on wheels and a toilet down the hall.
i plan on dying before the day i own a bed.
i will get cancer when i'm older, and i embrace that. live fast.
recently i've found myself hating the fact that i'm happy.
i hate anyone who's vaguely similar in personality to me.
i am pretentious, obnoxious, and all around ridiculous. alot like sugared cereal.
i have a long list of completely obscure and unrecognizeable idols.
i often wish that the world had a substantial amount of music knowledge, but i can never respect peers who have a rate of knowledge to match my own.
i am one huge oxymoron.
i look down upon organized religon. i think i'm better than people who love God. as if i'm doomed by my own intelligence.
i can get kicked out of ANYWHERE.
i make long lists of facts about myself all the time and i'm never too sure why.

2/13/08
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