if i had to pick one word to describe my vocabulary it would be ....sucks

or, awesome

different definitions, same meaning

I would like someone to respond to my livejournals. Here I am reaching out to the online community and i'm being ignored ( Read more... )

A guy friend told me I looked beautiful today ( Read more... )

Guy: KATIE. Shouldn't your name tag say, "Hello, my name is..." Katie?"

Me: Its a label not a greeting

i need to work on my social skills

today was a good day, the leaf blowers came and got rid of all that dead nature shit

after getting booted out of the car on the phoenix road trip (sorry katie, but there is no longer any room for you), i was picked up at the airport by three tipsy senior citizens.....in the checkout line at Safeway, I told my mom she ought to buy some gum, cause "you know, margarittas are strong drinks ( Read more... )

i'm going back to writing in live journal so i can once again ask life's toughest questions....like, "which is harder: learning the japanese language or learning how to play dance dance revolution ( Read more... )

sometimes people mistake my manners for kindness....this can get annoying ( Read more... )

i haven't updated my journal in a while because, as my mom once told me, "if you don't have anything nice to say, then don't say anything at all ( Read more... )

and take our picture with him

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Tim - i sent you the crack whore pictures......oddly, ghost managed to do a super good impression of the crack whore and they look like twins, if anyone wants to see these pictures go read tim's blog, i'm sure he'll post them ( Read more... )