i still only kind of rule
sometimes people mistake my manners for kindness....this can get annoying
most of the time when i'm joking i'm serious...sometimes i can't even tell if i'm just joking
yesterday some neo-hippie asked me to donate 10 dollars to help save the enviorment...i told him I needed my 10 dollars for gas....he tried to convince me that i cared about the enviorment and i had to keep saying, "no really, it would be nice if i cared but I don't"....he was having a slow day and I told him it was because the homeless man was stealing his business
which was true...the homeless man had a guitar and a 150 song playlist which he had memorized by heart....(don't ask him to play song #139 because it sucks and don't question his actually having a 150 song playlist because he will pull it out and show it to you and you will have to pick songs from it and then you will have to listen to those songs)
so anyway, enviorment shimiorment, i can't bring myself to care...i only recycle because I enjoy putting things in designated bins, i shop at wholefoods because they have a good salad bar and free parking when I'm in westwood, and my next car will probably be a hybrid but only because I want to drive in the carpool lane by myself ...oh and i only say I'm vegan when I don't feel like eating food offered to me....in reality i hate vegans and wish osteoporosis on all of them
most of the time when i'm joking i'm serious...sometimes i can't even tell if i'm just joking
yesterday some neo-hippie asked me to donate 10 dollars to help save the enviorment...i told him I needed my 10 dollars for gas....he tried to convince me that i cared about the enviorment and i had to keep saying, "no really, it would be nice if i cared but I don't"....he was having a slow day and I told him it was because the homeless man was stealing his business
which was true...the homeless man had a guitar and a 150 song playlist which he had memorized by heart....(don't ask him to play song #139 because it sucks and don't question his actually having a 150 song playlist because he will pull it out and show it to you and you will have to pick songs from it and then you will have to listen to those songs)
so anyway, enviorment shimiorment, i can't bring myself to care...i only recycle because I enjoy putting things in designated bins, i shop at wholefoods because they have a good salad bar and free parking when I'm in westwood, and my next car will probably be a hybrid but only because I want to drive in the carpool lane by myself ...oh and i only say I'm vegan when I don't feel like eating food offered to me....in reality i hate vegans and wish osteoporosis on all of them