Title: The Mouth
Author: illwynd
Disclaimer: Not mine!
Rating: PG-13 for yuckiness and mention of torture
Genre: silly movieverse humor, not to be taken seriously!
Notes: This came about as a result of chatting with
lilan14 about the Mouth of Sauron's hygienic habits, and I ran with it. Hopefully it's worth a giggle or two.
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The Mouth )