Yeah, so I've been working on a certain kind of constrained writing, a type which is just a little bit easier than licking your own elbow, and just to drive myself extra-crazy, I decided to make it drabble-length as well. So, if the writing is lower quality than my norm... that's just because my thesaurus got a major workout and this is the best I could do. But, all I have to say is that I now believe that Ents took forever to say anything because they were speaking in constrained writing. (except that what I just said doesn't make a lick'o'sense.)
Title: Fangorn
Disclaimer: Not mine
Rating: G
Notes: The first person to guess what type of writing constraint I was using... well, I'll think of something nice for you if that actually happens.
Far I roam; a lofty elevation or
river’s water are never toilsome
obstacles. Forests perpetual are my one wardship.
Talk slowly, my friend. Hoom hom. Ent
language, yes, is unhasty; wearisome maybe. Regardless,
if Entwives traverse near… (I speculate;
already I roamed westwards. And eastwards, shriveled
are Entwife lands!) A surpassing hasty business
is undertaken, searching through. Soon combating, Ents
will march! Affraying at the stronghold, proving
strength! A clever fool, traitorous master
of Isengard, except he disregards adjacent
neighbors, mistaking
Fangorn’s
drowse of
watchful
continuing
for weak
downfall.
As trees
see, they,
if antagonized,
emanate terrifying powers. Enemies dissipate.