...so, BREAKING NEWS!

PRESIDENT OBAMA TO ENFORCE MARTIAL LAW, CONFISCATE GUNS, THROUGH GUISE OF APRIL FOOL'S JOKE
WASHINGTON (The Blaze): President Barack Obama is scheduled to hold a press conference on Monday where he will tell the media that he plans to put the country under martial law and has ordered the Secret Service and the Bureau of ( Read more... )

...so, BREAKING NEWS!

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Apple Cites Obamacare in Cutting Foxconn Workers' PayIn an e-mail addressed to the over half a million employees at Foxconn facilities in China, Apple CEO Tim Cook announced that worker pay in the facilities would be slashed by 40% to compensate for the expected cost increases of the Affordable Care Act ( Read more... )

...so, quick Senta Moses update: I said awhile ago she was going to be on Working Class sometime in the near future. Well, the near future is this Friday night, which was a certainty after this past Friday went past without her on it, since this Friday is the last of the first batch of episodes. Anyway, she'll be playing a jilted ex-girlfriend ( Read more... )

...so, after a long day of Christmas shopping (in which I truly got absolutely nothing) and a plate full o' Quiznos (which is a rarity around here), I am bushed. So, these 500 words today get the ol' gimmick treatment. And what better gimmick is there than Fark Headlines!

Thieves steal 144 cartons of cigarettes from store. That's just gross... ( Read more... )

...so, it's Saturday. A Saturday with absolutely nothing to write about ( Read more... )

...so, free-form day today ( Read more... )

...so, it's Labor Day! Everyone gets to slack offa work for a day. Not me! I'm still givin' ya 500 words...but, in the spirit of Labor Day, I'll give you a nice set piece that I usually use when I can't think of anything to write about! (Oh, I can think of stuff, I'm just not gonna let it out of the bag just yet...) So for today...how about ( Read more... )

...so, it's Friday, I'm tapped out for now...time for some Fark Headlines!

Do you know who else liked WW2 propaganda board games? Churchill, that's who...Okay, for those of you out of the loop, one of the latest Fark cliches is Godwinizing a thread by posting "You know who else [did the activity described in the headline]? Hitler!" Though it's not ( Read more... )

...so, for a few weeks at least, we get to take care of yet more animals in this house ( Read more... )

...so, with nothing for me to think of writing about...it looks like I'm gonna pad my way into the comment entry tomorrow* by puttin' up my favorite Fark stories of the week again!

Problem: Burglars break into woman's house. Solution: Leave them food so that they'll take that and go away. Problem: Burglars break into house again to get second ( Read more... )