this is rachels bird
rachel didnt feel like writing in her journal so i thought id take over for a day and tell you about her. rachel is really neat on many different levels. first off she has shiny stuff on her face. cool shiny stuff that i like to pull out, but when i do she just yells *you cunt*. cunt is a funny word. im not sure what it means but it must have something to do with her thinking im funny. ive just noticed recently that she has a new shiny thing in her lip that i can chew on. now she has two.. double the fun! sometimes ill give her kisses and just when she thinks im being all sweet i yank the shiny stuff.... i luuuuurve shiny stuff. .
rachels sooo sweet. sometimes when her grammas not being mean she takes my cage up in her room and she lets me wander wherever i want. she doesnt even get mad when i chew on her posters or shit on her curtains. when im in her room sometimes she smokes up... thats what she calls it. it makes the room really cloudy. then i get really hungry and rachel brings me cookies and we listen to bob marly. once she even had this whole long conversation with me. shes a pretty complex indevidual. she got all emotional thinking of how sad it is that i live in a cage and then she told me about her cage and started crying. but i think she just smoked too much.
oh but heres the bad part sometimes theres these things called boys and they go in her room. id ont like these boy thingies. theyre up to no good and i dont like when they bother my rachel and i definately dont like when they give her kisses. only im allowed to give her kisses. once i was sitting on the lamp and this boy was in her room and he started to give her kisses... well i couldnt help it but i got mad an attacked this boy. i tried to peck the little fuckers eyeballs out and i hissed and squaked all i could. rachel just got really mad and locked me in the cage. that wasnt very cool. although there are some boys i do like. theres this crazy guy rachel calls berto he came over once and rachel took pictures of us. i like berto cause he doesnt try to give rachel kisses and he has a shiny thing on his face too oh and he has super cool hair but rachel said he cut it off and now he looks like a penis. this other boy named falco is cool as well. he even has a beak almost simular to mine! he comes over sumtimes and plays rachels bass thingy. ohhhhh i like to watch her the bass thing it sounds preddy and its shiny!
oh and one last thing about rachel... shes superly sexy. i mean im not a lesbian or anything but shes hot. sometimes i do the sexy whistle for her and she tells me im sexy too. i like when she sais im sexy it makes me happy. rachel does lots of stuff that makes me happy. sometimes she sings misfits songs for me and dances around all crazylike. its funny cause she has a terrible voice... but i like it anyways cause it makes me happy.
all in all rachel is the bestest girl a bird could ever ask for and i love her lots... even if i do bite her and hiss and shit on her stuff.... i only do it out of love.
rachels sooo sweet. sometimes when her grammas not being mean she takes my cage up in her room and she lets me wander wherever i want. she doesnt even get mad when i chew on her posters or shit on her curtains. when im in her room sometimes she smokes up... thats what she calls it. it makes the room really cloudy. then i get really hungry and rachel brings me cookies and we listen to bob marly. once she even had this whole long conversation with me. shes a pretty complex indevidual. she got all emotional thinking of how sad it is that i live in a cage and then she told me about her cage and started crying. but i think she just smoked too much.
oh but heres the bad part sometimes theres these things called boys and they go in her room. id ont like these boy thingies. theyre up to no good and i dont like when they bother my rachel and i definately dont like when they give her kisses. only im allowed to give her kisses. once i was sitting on the lamp and this boy was in her room and he started to give her kisses... well i couldnt help it but i got mad an attacked this boy. i tried to peck the little fuckers eyeballs out and i hissed and squaked all i could. rachel just got really mad and locked me in the cage. that wasnt very cool. although there are some boys i do like. theres this crazy guy rachel calls berto he came over once and rachel took pictures of us. i like berto cause he doesnt try to give rachel kisses and he has a shiny thing on his face too oh and he has super cool hair but rachel said he cut it off and now he looks like a penis. this other boy named falco is cool as well. he even has a beak almost simular to mine! he comes over sumtimes and plays rachels bass thingy. ohhhhh i like to watch her the bass thing it sounds preddy and its shiny!
oh and one last thing about rachel... shes superly sexy. i mean im not a lesbian or anything but shes hot. sometimes i do the sexy whistle for her and she tells me im sexy too. i like when she sais im sexy it makes me happy. rachel does lots of stuff that makes me happy. sometimes she sings misfits songs for me and dances around all crazylike. its funny cause she has a terrible voice... but i like it anyways cause it makes me happy.
all in all rachel is the bestest girl a bird could ever ask for and i love her lots... even if i do bite her and hiss and shit on her stuff.... i only do it out of love.