FIC, Wherein Kirk and Spock Have Inadvisable Drunken Sex, Kirk/Spock, NC-17

[ifyouweremine]

Title: Wherein Kirk and Spock Have Inadvisable Drunken Sex
Rating: NC-17
Summary: See title for details. Also, Spock sort of fails forever at sexy talk.
Disclaimer: Well I certainly don’t own Star Trek
Word Count: 696 words
Spoilers: One tiny spoiler (sort of) from the ’09 movie, but you wouldn’t even know it was a spoiler unless you’d seen the

Comments

[samescenes]

YES. I HEARTILY APPROVE OF THIS NOISE.

[ifyouweremine]

W00t! Thank you BB. ^___^ <333

[athena13]

All sorts of icon love. I almost snorted mountain dew onto the monitor.

my first feedback here

[lydia_petze]

What a great little PWP ;-) I'm from the olden days of Trek slash, so I'll admit the first thing I thought was "you think Spock's got a prostate and a normal cock?" (no, really, seriously, the STUFF those writers would come up with - he's half alien, after all ;-)) But of course you can write him with human physiology, lol. I really liked this, you had both voices bang on, I especially loved Kirk when he realised he was deflowering Spock (hee) and I think just like the movie's shaken up the franchise and breathed new life into it, I think it'll do the same for the fandom.

/bows

Re: my first feedback here

[ifyouweremine]

Thank you for your insightful feedback, I appreciate it! <333

LOL, I think it's painfully obvious that I'm a newbie with a capital "N" to the Star Trek fandom. I never watched the original series and I've only seen the new movie once so far, so I was basically, like, "I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO DO WITH ALIEN COCK BUT BUT WHATEV I'M GOING TO HAVE KIRK FUCK SPOCK ANYWAY" LMAO! ^___~

Also, I'm so glad the voices sounded genuine to you! I was hoping I hadn't utterly butchered their dialogue (ZOMG Spock's voice is HARD to write!) so hearing you say that it sounded alright has reassured me. #smishes#

Thanks again for the lovely feedback!

Re: my first feedback here

[lydia_petze]

LOL, I think it's painfully obvious that I'm a newbie with a capital "N" to the Star Trek fandom. I never watched the original series and I've only seen the new movie once so far, so I was basically, like, "I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO DO WITH ALIEN COCK BUT BUT WHATEV I'M GOING TO HAVE KIRK FUCK SPOCK ANYWAY" LMAO! ^___~

Hey, that's one of the great things about this new movie - the new blood coming in is not just on the side of the actors and professionals, it's the fans, too. I never got old school fans that get all cranky about newbies - newbies are the lifeblood of any fandom. And as for the alien cock thing - there aren't any RULES or anything, lol ;-))

And I envy you in a lot of ways - being new means it's all ahead of you, if you want it. I came late to Trek myself, but when I got into it I devoured everything I could find, and then after swearing I wouldn't get into Next Generation, I got into Next Generation...and then it all kind of started going pear-shaped after that, imo. UNTIL NOW THAT IS ;-)

Also, I'm so glad the voices

Re: my first feedback here

[ifyouweremine]

WARNING: Overly meta-ish response! ^___~

Newbies are representative of change and that can be both a good and a bad thing; on the one hand, when you've got a fandom set up already and you're comfortable (or at least familiar) with it, you don't want anyone coming in and fiddling with it, but on the other hand, if nothing ever changes in it then that fandom will stagnate and it won't be any fun anymore.

What's interesting about the new Star Trek movie, though, SPOILERS FOR THE MOVIE is that it's an alternate reality to the original series--the movie is a new and separate canon that branches from the original. The characters in the '09 movie are different people than the characters from the show; they've been shaped by different experiences and can go in different directions than the originals, which some pre-existing fans will embrace (because they see it as liberating--it enables people to play with the characters in a new context) and some will reject (because they're not interested in canon alternate reality versions of the

[affectingly]

THUMBS UP.

However, requires more Bones. Because LIFE requires more Leonard McCoy.

No, but really... hot stuff. Although, I'm pretty sure it's impossible for Vulcans to get drunk... something about their metabolism. Which makes me feel like Spock is super tricky letting poor, unsuspecting Kirk think HE'S the one taking advantage, even if that's not what you wanted to do. Clearly, I reject your reality and substitute my own. LMAO. <3

[ifyouweremine]

LMAO SURPRISE BONES! YESSSS

ZOMG Vulcans can't get drunk? Well that certainly puts a new spin on things, doesn't it? ^___^

Thanks for your comment, hon, I'm glad you enjoyed the fic! Though now that I know that you know about Star Trek, don't be surprised if I email you at 2AM going "QUICK, DO ANY PLANETS HAVE SEX POLLEN? OR DO ANY HAVE STRANGE MARRIAGE CUSTOMS THAT COULD CONCEIVABLY LEAD TO AN ACCIDENTAL MARRIAGE?" LOL, j/k! <333 #smishes#

Ahem.

[lydia_petze]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ponn_Farr

Re: Ahem.

[ifyouweremine]

Why thank you! I had heard that mentioned briefly in this article but for some reason I didn't think to Wiki it! YAY HEATFIC

[starbrow]

Mmm, yeah. Do love.

I think I might never have noticed how weird 'Spock's cock' sounded if you hadn't pointed it out. *grin*

[ifyouweremine]

LOL, thank you, I'm glad you liked it! <333

[neral_idazmi]

Nice work :) “If you could never say ‘sphincter’ during sex again, that would be great,” said Kirk made me laugh a lot. I agree with he author's note, though I'd never noticed that before xD It felt very XI-verse, as well, they both seem so young an...yeah. this was definitely Chris Pine rather than William Shatner, and I heartily approve of how you've done it.

[ifyouweremine]

Thanks so much, I'm glad you liked it! And thank you for letting me know what you thought about their voices, I was a bit concerned about that so I'm really glad they sounded IC to you. <333!