FIC, Wherein Kirk and Spock Have Inadvisable Drunken Sex, Kirk/Spock, NC-17

[ifyouweremine]

Title: Wherein Kirk and Spock Have Inadvisable Drunken Sex
Rating: NC-17
Summary: See title for details. Also, Spock sort of fails forever at sexy talk.
Disclaimer: Well I certainly don’t own Star Trek
Word Count: 696 words
Spoilers: One tiny spoiler (sort of) from the ’09 movie, but you wouldn’t even know it was a spoiler unless you’d seen the

Comments

[affectingly]

THUMBS UP.

However, requires more Bones. Because LIFE requires more Leonard McCoy.

No, but really... hot stuff. Although, I'm pretty sure it's impossible for Vulcans to get drunk... something about their metabolism. Which makes me feel like Spock is super tricky letting poor, unsuspecting Kirk think HE'S the one taking advantage, even if that's not what you wanted to do. Clearly, I reject your reality and substitute my own. LMAO. <3

[ifyouweremine]

LMAO SURPRISE BONES! YESSSS

ZOMG Vulcans can't get drunk? Well that certainly puts a new spin on things, doesn't it? ^___^

Thanks for your comment, hon, I'm glad you enjoyed the fic! Though now that I know that you know about Star Trek, don't be surprised if I email you at 2AM going "QUICK, DO ANY PLANETS HAVE SEX POLLEN? OR DO ANY HAVE STRANGE MARRIAGE CUSTOMS THAT COULD CONCEIVABLY LEAD TO AN ACCIDENTAL MARRIAGE?" LOL, j/k! <333 #smishes#

Ahem.

[lydia_petze]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ponn_Farr

Re: Ahem.

[ifyouweremine]

Why thank you! I had heard that mentioned briefly in this article but for some reason I didn't think to Wiki it! YAY HEATFIC

Re: Ahem.

[invertedtime]

Ooooh I'll read that! Maybe this one won't involve being stuck in a cave with no females left on the planet!

Yes...far, FAR, too much slashfic for me...*cough*

[affectingly]

The really great thing about Star Trek is that it's kind of like Supernatural... ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE. Doesn't exist yet? Have them discover a new planet where it does. So long as you keep in mind the basic constructs (like the Prime Directive, etc) you're good. I see that someone already told you about Ponn Farr, so there's that. But yes, there's all kinds of whacky things in space. <3 hit me up any time if you just want me to read over your story for canon errors, though I'll warn you that I'm not a TRUE trekker, I couldn't tell you everything ever, but I know enough to probably keep you from making any major, glaring canon mistakes. :)

Sex Pollen? You mean THIS EPISODE?

[shatfat]

TOS: This Side of Paradise

Don't forget the awesome part where Kirk is the last person left on the ship and Spock calls him all cheerful* on the comm and asks him when he's coming down, wink wink, nudge nudge.

*I almost said "gaily"

[jessaj]

I thought Vulcans could get drunk on chocolate?
I'm only a now and then TOS(cheesey 60s goodness!) fan, didn't really care for the other series, so don't take my word for it.