you are so lesbian that you can't afford it.

[idontgiveafaux]

You are so lesbian that you can't afford it.

This is one of the comments left on one of starrose17's youtube videos and also my new favourite comment of the week :D How the hell can you afford lesbianism!? I always thought that I wasn't a lesbian due to the fact that I'm male. I have realised the error of my ways and now know it's because I'm always broke

Comments

[softly_sweetly]

You should go for slashfest babe, it looks fun

On a Modly note... you claimed at 10_themes?

[idontgiveafaux]

no, i haven't claimed yet. i wanted to get it fully completed (or at least 8/10 chapters done before i claim and post the first) because otherwise it'll be another fanfiction.net type thing where i start stories and never finish them :\

i should have a first comment cookies icon like you, lol. you can have the unfuck one, if you like? :D

[softly_sweetly]

Uhm, no. At the moment, I'll take any fuck I can get, ta

That's okay then... I thought I'd managed to lose your claim or something *is a ditz*

[idontgiveafaux]

no, you're not a ditz, i'm just a slow writer.

from when i first joined i've started about eight or nine different fics with only a few chapters of each. that's why i didn't want to claim anything yet, because i'd feel bad if i couldn't get it done and had people waiting on me :|

[gurliemoviegeek]

he came up behind me and started touching me all over and of course i forgot where i was and started to bone...

You poor thing! I once got a breast exam from a woman that looked like Angelina Jolie - swear to god - and as she was touching me, I moaned out loud. Like, seriously, tipped my head back, closed my eyes, and moaned in ecstasy.

I wanted to die. She was nice and played it off...

Anyway, don't know why I shared that. Just wanted you to know you weren't alone. :D

[idontgiveafaux]

oh wow, now she must have had some expert hands! that image has tickled me but i can totally understand why you did it, especially if she looked like angelina (i think she is the ultimate fuck for everyone - male or female, gay or straight.) do you still see her? ::cheeky grin::

i think doctors are trained to give nice massages. all the way through mine i was thinking "i'd love to just close my eyes now and have him work over my entire body" but i also felt weird because he looked so much like my cousin i couldn't believe it.

[lackofmendacity]

but i can totally understand why you did it, especially if she looked like angelina i think she is the ultimate fuck for everyone - male or female, gay or straight.)

*raises hand* Sorry to disillusion you sweetie, but I'm not an Angelina fan, and I like girls. *g*

*prepares to be lynched now* :/

[idontgiveafaux]

flist, get the pitchforks.

we have ourselves a strange one here...

;)

[lackofmendacity]

Ahahahaha, you also seemed to forget who he reminded you of, you got turned on from your cousin touching you? *laughs*

Anyway, maybe they mean you're so lesbian that you can't afford ______, fill the blank in with whatever you want (pants, whipped cream etc.)

[idontgiveafaux]

Ahahahaha, you also seemed to forget who he reminded you of, you got turned on from your cousin touching you? *laughs*

oh no believe me, i was very aware of that. conflicting feelings were rebounding off of each other! but at the end of the day his expertise touch won all :)

Anyway, maybe they mean you're so lesbian that you can't afford ______, fill the blank in with whatever you want (pants, whipped cream etc.)

you and that darn whipped cream fetish of yours! i am totally going to hire you a rent and spray whipped cream all over their body so you can lick it off one day :)

[lackofmendacity]

you and that darn whipped cream fetish of yours! i am totally going to hire you a rent and spray whipped cream all over their body so you can lick it off one day :)

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O rly? *is excited* ;D

Oh Jordan, you're too good to me! *swoons in your manly arms* ^_^

[idontgiveafaux]

manly arms, eh? for that i'll hire you two! XD

[sesheta_66]

WTF? I didn't realize the connection, but I suppose it should all make sense to me now. I would if I could, but I don't have enough money, so I'm straight. *facepalm*

Well, if you missed the first sign-up, you can always claim at the mid-point, mini round later on. Then you'll know how far along on the others you are.

suck on that, jean. Heh.

[idontgiveafaux]

WTF? I didn't realize the connection, but I suppose it should all make sense to me now. I would if I could, but I don't have enough money, so I'm straight. *facepalm*

it certainly makes sense, considering rosie o'donnell, ellen degeneres and the rumours of oprah winfrey!

Well, if you missed the first sign-up, you can always claim at the mid-point, mini round later on. Then you'll know how far along on the others you are.

thanks for that - if the fic i was going to write is still unclaimed and i feel like i can complete it i'll go for it :)

[lackofmendacity]

didn't realize the connection, but I suppose it should all make sense to me now. I would if I could, but I don't have enough money, so I'm straight. *facepalm*

Ohh... so that's what the quote means. *has been enlightened*

Heheh, thanks for your accidental explanation, I was quite confused. *g*

[idontgiveafaux]

lol, i don't think it's meant to have an actual explanation. it doesn't mean anything! it doesn't make sense!

still doesn't mean i don't like it though XD

[talieetomi]

I love that comment - even though I don't know what it means!

[idontgiveafaux]

haha, sweetie you're not alone - i don't have a clue what it means either!