you are so lesbian that you can't afford it.

[idontgiveafaux]

You are so lesbian that you can't afford it.

This is one of the comments left on one of starrose17's youtube videos and also my new favourite comment of the week :D How the hell can you afford lesbianism!? I always thought that I wasn't a lesbian due to the fact that I'm male. I have realised the error of my ways and now know it's because I'm always broke

Comments

[gurliemoviegeek]

he came up behind me and started touching me all over and of course i forgot where i was and started to bone...

You poor thing! I once got a breast exam from a woman that looked like Angelina Jolie - swear to god - and as she was touching me, I moaned out loud. Like, seriously, tipped my head back, closed my eyes, and moaned in ecstasy.

I wanted to die. She was nice and played it off...

Anyway, don't know why I shared that. Just wanted you to know you weren't alone. :D

[idontgiveafaux]

oh wow, now she must have had some expert hands! that image has tickled me but i can totally understand why you did it, especially if she looked like angelina (i think she is the ultimate fuck for everyone - male or female, gay or straight.) do you still see her? ::cheeky grin::

i think doctors are trained to give nice massages. all the way through mine i was thinking "i'd love to just close my eyes now and have him work over my entire body" but i also felt weird because he looked so much like my cousin i couldn't believe it.

[lackofmendacity]

but i can totally understand why you did it, especially if she looked like angelina i think she is the ultimate fuck for everyone - male or female, gay or straight.)

*raises hand* Sorry to disillusion you sweetie, but I'm not an Angelina fan, and I like girls. *g*

*prepares to be lynched now* :/

[idontgiveafaux]

flist, get the pitchforks.

we have ourselves a strange one here...

;)

[lackofmendacity]

What are you talking about, you don't even like girls! *is amused*

Here, you can hide in the ditch with me. ;D

[idontgiveafaux]

girls, boys, gay or straight, EVERYONE is in love with angelina! (i think she has magic powers!)

Here, you can hide in the ditch with me. ;D

they'll see us if we hide there! may i suggest.. a well? ;D

[lackofmendacity]

(Maybe she's a witch! Heheh, you can go pair her up with Harry now. ;D)

But yeah, I was just reading your comment about it being funny if we fell down a well at our first meeting... and then made up an H/D fic involving whipped cream. *g*

But ummm, scarily enough, I can actually see it happening now. :/ Say we meet up for the first time, piss off some people who decide to lynch up, and decide it'll be a good idea to hide down a well. *is worried now*

[idontgiveafaux]

i started a story a while ago and it involved draco capturing brad pitt and tying him up in the bedroom. i didnt get round to finishing it but i was going to have everyone come over and marvel at him until angelina came in with all smoke around her and looking like a veela and everyone was infatuated XD er.. yeah, just thought id share that lol.

okay, your mind is running away from you! why would people lynch us? just because youd be dressed as a kinky nurse and me as a chavvy rent boy while we messed up the town and whipped random strangers on the street with diamond-encrusted whips isnt a reason to get lynched, is it!?

...

::is worried now too::

[lackofmendacity]

i started a story a while ago and it involved draco capturing brad pitt and tying him up in the bedroom. i didnt get round to finishing it but i was going to have everyone come over and marvel at him until angelina came in with all smoke around her and looking like a veela and everyone was infatuated

...

0_o

Wow, are you serious? *g* Heheh, that's quite, err, creative... *is making weird faces* I'd be very, very interested to see how this one turned out. ;D

okay, your mind is running away from you! why would people lynch us? just because youd be dressed as a kinky nurse and me as a chavvy rent boy while we messed up the town and whipped random strangers on the street with diamond-encrusted whips isnt a reason to get lynched, is it!?

Hey, that sounds like fun! ^_^ (Well, the whipping random strangers with a, omgosh, diamond-encrusted whip?! *is excited*)

[idontgiveafaux]

hee! yeah, i was going to suggest something other than diamonds because why on earth would we want to risk the diamonds becoming chipped when using them to whip people? but then i thought well they will hurt more and plus, if people became scared, we could just march into jewellery shops and steal more (i think playing GTA and the like has given me a false sense of how easy it is to live a life of crime) ;)

[lackofmendacity]

Oh, don't you know - diamonds are apparently one of the strongest stones on earth. The only way to cut a diamond is by using another diamond, they're so strong that no knife or metal can actually chip it... so I'm not too worried about human flesh damaging it, don't worry. :)

But umm, yeah. GTA does seem to have warped your thinking a bit. *g* Not that I'm complaining, mind you... ;D

[idontgiveafaux]

ooh, i didn't know that about diamonds! own enough to know all the facts, eh!? :D

[lackofmendacity]

Err... 0_o

Not planning to mug me, are you? *g*

[idontgiveafaux]

of course not, we're a team!

...

::hugs?::

::slips hand into your pocket silently::

[lackofmendacity]

That better be a grope you're going for... ;)

[idontgiveafaux]

::gropes::

what else could it have been!? ::is innocent::