Dear internet,

Has anyone written a erotic poem about divinity? I don't mean, like, anything metaphorical, right, something equating the orgasm to spirtual awakening or anything like that, I mean straight up porn here. It has to be out there somewhere. Ecstasy wasn't originally about those little pills you keep popping to try and forget the ( Read more... )

Good arbitrarily chosen time-period, those of you still hiding in the bounds of the real! Frible jab glug glug to the rest of you bastards.

BREAKING NEWS; Kurt Vonnegut has at last ascended to a higher plane, where he will find out that everything is even more fucked up - and it is time to distribute some content. By which I mean, here are some ( Read more... )

There is a line from a song by a band called 'Conjure One', which goes; "Truth is like a fear of heaven". We can analyse that if you want ( Read more... )

Seriously, guys, could someone help me out with this whole paid account style thing? Yote! Patrick! Which is the godamn style with the godamn tags godamnit. I would like to get rid of this horrible white commenting text before Mork gets me a kitten and punches it.

I have gotten glasses! I am, as we type, wearing glasses. Admittadly, I only put ( Read more... )