The first person to mention Sarah Silverman will get that banana straight in the face
Dear internet,
Has anyone written a erotic poem about divinity? I don't mean, like, anything metaphorical, right, something equating the orgasm to spirtual awakening or anything like that, I mean straight up porn here. It has to be out there somewhere. Ecstasy wasn't originally about those little pills you keep popping to try and forget the intense meaningless of your horrible raver existence, you purple haired asshole. I'm sorry I'm so grouchy, ravers. But, seriously, if I can't find any fiction from the 15th century about literally having sex with God, I am going to have to write it. I don't want to have to do that. I don't think anyone wants that. Let's all search together. There has to be some picture on 4chan somewhere. There's probably a goddamn facebook community.
No, Google Image Search.
This isn't what I meant.
Has anyone written a erotic poem about divinity? I don't mean, like, anything metaphorical, right, something equating the orgasm to spirtual awakening or anything like that, I mean straight up porn here. It has to be out there somewhere. Ecstasy wasn't originally about those little pills you keep popping to try and forget the intense meaningless of your horrible raver existence, you purple haired asshole. I'm sorry I'm so grouchy, ravers. But, seriously, if I can't find any fiction from the 15th century about literally having sex with God, I am going to have to write it. I don't want to have to do that. I don't think anyone wants that. Let's all search together. There has to be some picture on 4chan somewhere. There's probably a goddamn facebook community.
No, Google Image Search.
This isn't what I meant.