So I'm watching the football game (Broncos vs. Patriots), and I was talking earlier about a drinking game we'd once invented for the Super Bowl. In short, you took a drink for every sexual innuendo said by the commentators. Some lines were worth more than others, though as I recall we never had one worth more than 3. Tonight, though, I think we ( Read more... )

My roommate speaks in her sleep yet again:

Her: "That was the renting of time."
Me: "What?"
Her: "Wait, what was I saying?"
Me: "I do believe it was, 'That was the renting of time'."
Her: *blink blink* "I don't know, I give up." *pulls blanket over head* "I didn't even know you could rent time, shit."

I just had to wake my roommate up for a moment. She just sat up in bed and demanded that I finish my herbal tea. Yes, she talks in her sleep. After I woke her up, she asked me for pants. Yes, after I woke her up. Seems that sometime in the last couple of hours, she lost hers. So I got some pants for her, and got dressed. When I came back, ( Read more... )

First, the classic:
Katie: "No, I'm just saying that he has gay tendencies."
*beat*
Stacey: "What, like fucking guys?"

Then, this morning's addition to the canon:
Lucas: "That's not a very straight answer."
*beat*
Stacey: "I'm not a very straight person."

God, I crack me up.

So I added a bunch of things to my interests list. Then I searched on some of them. The phrase, "The following users are also interested in fucking your boyfriend:" amuses me to no end. I wonder if he knows.

That, and fewer people are interested in fucking my girlfriend. Maybe if I got one I could raise more interest. I'll have to work on