I have the funniest sleep deprived mornings of anyone, ever.

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I just had to wake my roommate up for a moment. She just sat up in bed and demanded that I finish my herbal tea. Yes, she talks in her sleep. After I woke her up, she asked me for pants. Yes, after I woke her up. Seems that sometime in the last couple of hours, she lost hers. So I got some pants for her, and got dressed. When I came back, she said, "Herbal tea? I lost my pants?" and then promptly went back to sleep. I love my roommate.

Also, go see this. Is really funny.