Xmas Presents from Samus 2009 [action]
From Samus, To:
Black Shadow: A cold glare.
Bowser [secret santa]: A fist to the face and an eternal scowling glare of glaring hate and scowlness. About 45lbs of coal from the ass mines of a Bryyonian Reptilicus. At least two years of guaranteed seething snark and banter, probably not of the enjoyable type. A sad crying clown copter in an iron lung. In pieces. In his lava bed.
Charmeleon: A charmeleon sized punching bag from an anonymous person. It wasn't easy finding one that was not only insanely durable [tested it herself] and fireproof.
Falcon: Falcon is always hard for her to shop for! So instead of shop she kind of made him something. It looks kind of like an armored glove with some kind of plasma energy sphere on the top part of the hand. If he plays around with it enough he will discover it does this. Yes, it does everything hers can or rather it should, provided Falcon test it out more than she did. It's her first prototype for someone who doesn't have a Power Suit like hers and she would be much appreciate if he did not try to break it/burn it within the first 20 minutes of testing/usage/playtimes. Some ~*~champagne~*~ A... scantily clad wallet photo she slipped in his wallet when he was not looking. That is the only copy and will ever only be the only copy. Also a really dorky argyle orange sweater, love Sam.
Falcon's Mom: A CARD. And also some space coffee.
Goroh: YOU ALSO GET A case of some rare and unusual cigars. From space.
Hawke: Hawke, Samus' darling neighbor. A small bag of some space coffee, since the smell permeates daily from that side of the wall and she's tired of it smelling like inferior not-space-coffee. Ear plugs.
Jeff: Various, broken robot scrap parts from Elysia. In fact, she basically pillaged an entire trash can just for you. There might be uh... some fresh Steamlord parts in there. An autographed CD of Venus' best hits. A really dorky green sweater, love Mom.
Ionia: A soldering gun for soldering. An assortment of toy plushies, most being stuffed animals. And accidentally some kind of pretty pink princess doll which is probably no longer there anyway oops. Also a really dorky blue sweater, love Grandma.
Kamek: A fist to the face. The dismembered remains of his pet piranha plant in his bed.
King Boo: A boot to the head.
Koopa Kids: Get nothing and like it.
Kyle Hyde: GIFT CARD TO THE WINE AND SPIRITS STORE. It is a fairly generous amount. Some new pine-tree car fresheners.
Lighter: An about the-same-size-kinda-small-as-Hawke's-bag bag of fancy space coffee. From space.
Louie: A million cold stares and frowns while having Christmas dinner at Olimar's.
Lucas: It's not much but dearest darling blonde duckbutt fake!Son in law you get The Book of Overcoming Shyness, a family pass for one day admission [5 or 6 people or so] to FDC's zoo. It's huge and probably has more than just pokemon chimeras children in cages animals.
Ocelot: An aloof glare of condescending aloofness.
Olimar: Ollie you are getting a huge sampler basket of chocolates and cookies and brownies and cakes and pies enough things to ruin your diet forever. Some of them might be... made from Samus. Most are cherry picked from the stores but she tried okay. Also per tradition a card, probably signed simply something cheeky along the lines of, I hope you didn't get your kids socks already. Oops. Happy Holidays, and thanks for always being there. -Samus
Otacon: [8C I'd like to fill this in but I... have no idea how she is feeling towards you right now Otacon. Be it a card/gift or a COLD STARE of distant lonely sadness and COLD I have no clue. ;3;]
Pit: This messenger bag caught her eye.
Shinon: Two. Adorable. Pink. Hairbows. Yes, they say princess on them. Ideal for pigtails. Attached a note that reads: They looked just your size. -Aran The bows and note are attached to a small bottle of whiskey.
Slippy: You also got some leftover Elysian robot space scraps!
Snake: [8C I'd like to fill this in but I... have no idea how she is feeling towards you right now Suneku. Be it a card/gift or a COLD STARE of distant lonely sadness and COLD I have no clue. ;3; Probably a card at least? ]
Weavile: A candle.
To Samus, From:
Bowser: Her credit card. Inside of a you-know-what.
Olimar: She got a little basket with assorted candies and chocolates, as well as a little something for her gunship. Probably small, probably useless to her, but it was the thought that counted. The card inside the basket has a lot of little stars and planets down on the inside. "Merry Christmas! Thank you for accompanying me during the Holiday shopping, it would have been very dull without you. Thank you so much for being a wonderful friend. May your holiday be out of this world! ...Sorry about that. Sincerely, Olimar"
Orange Kid [secret santa]: A free Suporma!
Lash: One of these. But inside there was also a tiny laser pointer! And it is pretty deadly! Also a tape of this song.
Bob: A warning her not to eat muffins that don't come from her for the next few days, but the note appears to have fallen on the floor when it was delivered. Ooops. She made a very tiny statue that is intricately detailed. It is holding a small floating rock that appears to be a heart. At the bottom, in Chozo language, she wrote "friendship." This.
Louie: Sugar cookieeees.
ROB: Cookies!
Lemmy: A REALLY CREEPY DOLL OF THEMSELVES kind of like this.
Weavile: homemade triple chocolate cookies.
Surge: Earrings/bracelets/some small piece of jewelry of some kind.
King Boo: A nice pair of underwear. There is also a note that says, "Nice ass."
Kamek: A regular sized version of the dress she wore during the kidnapping. Which is now part of a flaming fire extinguisher thrown somewhere in his classroom.
Jeff: A kitten. One of those creepy animatronic ones.
Slippy: A box of assorted chocolates.
Sable: A scarf.
Bulbasaur: A tiny box of cookie assortments~
Mikapii: A drawing taped on the outside of their door with candies taped around it.
Falcon: Is really really hard to shop for. As far as Falcon knows, Samus' gunship and bike are two separate entities (he has only ever seen her summon it from the Powersuit), BUT NO MORE. He has made her a device that he will install on her bike and she can program it to patch directly into her ship's computer. NOW HER BIKE CAN DRIVE ITSELF. It is very much like the device on his wrist that he uses to link with the Flyer's mainframe computer, only bigger and meant to go on a bike. Flowers. Popcorn and a fuzzy blanket and some bad action movies from the bargain bin. He thought about getting her jewelry but then wasn't sure if they were there yet and also she probably has no practical use for it and then maybe seethed a little if he saw what Surge got her. An old, beat-up laser pistol that only works if you basically get on your knees and pray for it to fire when you pull the trigger HOW CRYPTIC.
Goroh: A case of cigars.
Pit: a gold-studded bow. They are handcrafted by Pit and highly durable. They never break or wear down- they're blessed, after all!
Ganondorf: Condoms, a rear-view window ornament and a coffee mug. :|
Snake: A package; inside is a functional and warm sky blue trapper hat. Under this trapper hat is an orange soccer ball. Colored duct tape has been placed in certain places to make it resemble a morph ball.