This is a winter wonder land. Or something. [audio/text]
--PERSONAL DATA LOG 20XX01.14.026 SAMUS ARAN. RECORDING...--
It's been snowing so much this winter... So cold. I'd probably appreciate it better if it weren't for...
Despite the weather, I did end up going to that karaoke bar earlier in December with Olimar. Not long after that though he mysteriously turned into a red pikmin for a week. Keeping an eye on him was a little challenging... as was watching over Jeff when he turned into a Mr. Saturn. What are those strange creatures...? Thankfully both instances didn't seem to incur any permanent effects but the frequency that these random transformations happen in this school is really rather unsettling...
Speaking of which, I experienced just such an... effect on Christmas Eve. I can not even begin to describe the sensation of shrinking to a mere six inches in height, being kidnapped and stuffed into a jar, then a fish tank, then tied up, and on top of that having all my holiday expenditures stolen. Along with my clothes and credit card... of all the--!
Infuriating. I am never going to let Bowser or any of his crotch droppings forget that night. I'm positive Falcon isn't either. I felt so... This was all remedied with justifiable amounts of bounty hunter violence, of course, otherwise I wouldn't be making this entry.
My New Years was significantly better.
...Otacon completed the MK-II finally. I had a run-in with it in the hallways earlier, and now it's like I can't stop seeing it. Someone's going to trip over that little clumsy thing. I don't know what to think.
--...END RECORDING.--
[Private to Falcon; unhackable]
Surely you've stepped on seen Otacon's project running around the hallways by now, the MK-II. ...What do you think of it?
[Private to Jeff; unhackable]
I recalled something going over old data logs. Mr. Saturn, that creature you turned into a couple of weeks ago... Do they... make some sort of healing pee water?
[Private to Snake; unhackable]
Hey, just... checking in. How are you?
[Private to Lighter; hackable]
That clock wasn't too terribly complicated for you, was it?
Hyde, your zipper was down today.
It's been snowing so much this winter... So cold. I'd probably appreciate it better if it weren't for...
Despite the weather, I did end up going to that karaoke bar earlier in December with Olimar. Not long after that though he mysteriously turned into a red pikmin for a week. Keeping an eye on him was a little challenging... as was watching over Jeff when he turned into a Mr. Saturn. What are those strange creatures...? Thankfully both instances didn't seem to incur any permanent effects but the frequency that these random transformations happen in this school is really rather unsettling...
Speaking of which, I experienced just such an... effect on Christmas Eve. I can not even begin to describe the sensation of shrinking to a mere six inches in height, being kidnapped and stuffed into a jar, then a fish tank, then tied up, and on top of that having all my holiday expenditures stolen. Along with my clothes and credit card... of all the--!
Infuriating. I am never going to let Bowser or any of his crotch droppings forget that night. I'm positive Falcon isn't either. I felt so... This was all remedied with justifiable amounts of bounty hunter violence, of course, otherwise I wouldn't be making this entry.
My New Years was significantly better.
...Otacon completed the MK-II finally. I had a run-in with it in the hallways earlier, and now it's like I can't stop seeing it. Someone's going to trip over that little clumsy thing. I don't know what to think.
--...END RECORDING.--
[Private to Falcon; unhackable]
Surely you've stepped on seen Otacon's project running around the hallways by now, the MK-II. ...What do you think of it?
[Private to Jeff; unhackable]
I recalled something going over old data logs. Mr. Saturn, that creature you turned into a couple of weeks ago... Do they... make some sort of healing pee water?
[Private to Snake; unhackable]
Hey, just... checking in. How are you?
[Private to Lighter; hackable]
That clock wasn't too terribly complicated for you, was it?
Hyde, your zipper was down today.