May 19, 2005 19:34
I was in Vegas a while back. Party for someone I knew.
A few of us went to a Chinese Massage parlor. These places are extremely-thinly disguised whorehouses, except all they do for you is jack you off which they are, admittedly, very good at.
Thing was, I shelled out over a hundred bucks to be masturbated by a matronly Chinese woman. And yeah, much of the time she was good at it--she had both hands stacked on my cock, which was the hardest and biggest I can ever remember it being, and was working it like it'd never been worked before--but I couldn't come. I don't know what the problem was. Maybe it was the strangeness of the situation, maybe it was the soft romantic music playing in the room, maybe it was the way she'd run low on lube and not notice for a few minutes, but I just could not come. I tried running every single erotic fantasy I'd ever had through my head, but after a half an hour I was left with a huge hard-on and no release.
I wonder what it meant?