Your daily dose of WHAT THE FUCK
Had a rather odd phone call this afternoon. It was from my youngest brother, and he was giggling so much that I could barely understand him.
The short of it? He's engaged.
Let me sum up. She's a new convert. According to him, 'he hadn't met her yet' when I was last down in Sydney, which was less than a month ago. They're thinking about getting hitched in November. He's 23, and I am 90% sure this is the first girl he's gone out with.
Naturally, my mother thinks this is FANTASTIC. Because, of course, getting to know more than the person's name before getting hitched is for weird people. It's not like you're making a LIFELONG COMMITMENT OR ANYTHING.
THIS IS WHAT NO SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE DOES TO YOU, PEOPLE. IT MAKES YOU THINK ONLY WITH YOUR GENITALS.
The short of it? He's engaged.
Let me sum up. She's a new convert. According to him, 'he hadn't met her yet' when I was last down in Sydney, which was less than a month ago. They're thinking about getting hitched in November. He's 23, and I am 90% sure this is the first girl he's gone out with.
Naturally, my mother thinks this is FANTASTIC. Because, of course, getting to know more than the person's name before getting hitched is for weird people. It's not like you're making a LIFELONG COMMITMENT OR ANYTHING.
THIS IS WHAT NO SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE DOES TO YOU, PEOPLE. IT MAKES YOU THINK ONLY WITH YOUR GENITALS.