plane

Jul 13, 2004 23:27

looks like i'm goin to die on friday
or is it i'm goin to england
ahh
same difference

so ya..i think its kinda sad that i'm gonna fly
i know that in the things i wanna do with my life
i'm going to be forced to fly
but that doesnt make the idea any more appealing to me

i take a flight from here to engalnd
england to kenya
kenya to england
england to here

and then in september
i get to go to Sacremento
*pumps fist*
so
here to sacremento
and back

lets count the chances i can die
6 chances
not to mention
my dads takin a different flight then us

so thats 2 more chances
which makes it 8 chances my life could essentially get destroyed

but i dont know why i'm thinkin so positive
i could die right now
spontaneous human combustion

i could start having a seizure
and fall the floor

my appendix could burst

i could get a brain hemmorage

i could die on my way to the airport in the car

they're so many chances for me to die
why am i dwellin on a plane crash?

cuz they're big
and hurtful
and theres no gettin out of it

in almost all of the situations i talked about above
i can have some assitance
and not die

but in a plane crash
it's almost certain
u die
or u dont

unless some terrorists triesto do somethin
and then i trip em
and the air marshal is all gangsta and shoots all of the terrorists
then i bust out my karate (i did one year in 1st grade..ya i knwo i'm cool)

and we survive
and i'm a hero

but the thing that scares me the most is kenya
cuz it aint the safest place in the world

in the past 6 years they're have been two bombings by arabic terrorist groups
the odds of gettin in a scruffle there are more then on the planes and in the US

so ya
i need to stop thinkin so positive
i might not die young afterall
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