"Not that there's anything wrong with that." Seeing as I am leading a life of Seinfeldian proportions, it is fitting for me to include a quote from that show. How is it that a show about nothing can relate to everything? Of all the quotable bits from the show, I probably use this one the most, but it comes up on occasion in other ways. When I lick envelopes, I think of Susan. I've already mentioned my enjoyment of cereal. There are times when certain men need a Bro--or is it a Manziere? And, someday, I hope to use this line: "They're real, and they're spectacular." Unfortunately, in my case I'd be referring to, say, my ears.