Until, Then It Wasn't.
Yes, I just posted a bitching post, but then I remembered something.
In summaries, there are lots of tells that give away that the author is a moron. Bad grammar, awful spelling, really obvious mistakes. Then there are the people who rely on cliched summaries that sound like taglines from movie trailers.
Now, there is a new trend among the dumbasses. They state something about things being a certain way, then try a textual needle drag. "Sarah was an ordinary girl, she loved her family. Her dog was sweet. Her homework was always done. Her life was perfect, until it wasn't."
"Johnny loved to race firetrucks. The sky was the limit on his speed. The need for speed was his ultimate goal, then it wasn't."
It's usually stating everything is perfect, life is all puppies, hearts, and rainbows, then they fart out 'until it wasn't.'
You know what is hearts, puppies, and rainbows until it wasn't? EVERYTHING! Nothing lasts you god damned moron. Your perception of reality is false! It was never as you think it is and everything is in flux. Nothing ever stays the same! So how can something being something one moment then another the next be a fucking surprise?
Surprise, mother fucker, things change! Her life continued on, ever changing, until it wasn't! You know why? Cause the bitch is dead, but that's a god damned change too, mother fucker!
/Samuel L. Jackson
In summaries, there are lots of tells that give away that the author is a moron. Bad grammar, awful spelling, really obvious mistakes. Then there are the people who rely on cliched summaries that sound like taglines from movie trailers.
Now, there is a new trend among the dumbasses. They state something about things being a certain way, then try a textual needle drag. "Sarah was an ordinary girl, she loved her family. Her dog was sweet. Her homework was always done. Her life was perfect, until it wasn't."
"Johnny loved to race firetrucks. The sky was the limit on his speed. The need for speed was his ultimate goal, then it wasn't."
It's usually stating everything is perfect, life is all puppies, hearts, and rainbows, then they fart out 'until it wasn't.'
You know what is hearts, puppies, and rainbows until it wasn't? EVERYTHING! Nothing lasts you god damned moron. Your perception of reality is false! It was never as you think it is and everything is in flux. Nothing ever stays the same! So how can something being something one moment then another the next be a fucking surprise?
Surprise, mother fucker, things change! Her life continued on, ever changing, until it wasn't! You know why? Cause the bitch is dead, but that's a god damned change too, mother fucker!
/Samuel L. Jackson