For once I don't feel like spamming my Facebook. So here you go, El Jay.

Note to self: chilling on the floor behind your cubicle is boss. Do it more often. Also, think of that gun control post.

The main talent of the Jersey City school district (JCPS) is generating paper ( Read more... )

There have only been a few times where I thought my death was imminent.

The bus ride over to Hoboken today was one of them.

Seriously it stank so bad there I thought either I was going to die or someone else was going to die. I think I tried to hold my breath all the way across town. (And failed miserably ( Read more... )

If nothing else, I excel at driving jokes into the ground.

My coworkers are amazing at times. Marcia and Teri got me cake and Eufronia and Angie got me balloons. Which I then proceeded to run everyone over on the train with. (They were flying EVERYWHERE.)

Also, I turned 26. Can you tell?

1) I had no idea it was possible, but a sub has pissed me off ( Read more... )

Oh, Google.

...uh, Topeka. By which I mean Google. Which totally means Topeka.

The joke was kind of lame, but now I'm wondering whether CNN just played a joke on us. And a rather awesome joke at that. Yes ( Read more... )

So, I told my friends over there that I started working fo realz. I really should have explained that I'd had this lined up since November. Long story, and I think I've already mentioned this, but here goes again.

( tl;dr, tmi, and hugbox jokes. )

Doing a crossword puzzle in the North Jersey Record ( Read more... )

Your rainbow is shaded green and gray.

What is says about you: You are an elegant person. You feel strong ties to nature and your mood changes with its cycles. You depend on modern technology and may feel uncomfortable without it. Those around you admire your fresh outlook and vitality.

Find the colors of your rainbow at spacefem.com.Elegant ( Read more... )

I have realized that I am now unable to enjoy anime for what it is anymore when I caught myself paying less attention to the dialogue in Valkyria Chronicles than to the fact that the Bruhl Patrol chicks have Grade A zettai ryouiki. And this is like the first scene after the credits. And it's not even fetishized - it's just, "...wait, is that sum ( Read more... )