People are Fucking Bizarre.
At work yesterday, this older guy went to check out in Jerika's line, and, y'know, she's doing her job and such when he asks her "Would you like a chicken wing?" She stops for a moment and makes him repeat himself, thinking she heard him wrong, and he REACHES INTO THE POCKET OF HIS OVERALLS, PULLS OUT A CHICKEN WING, AND ASKS AGAIN. "Would you like a chicken wing?" She doesn't say anything at first, but then she kindly declines.
He asks her, "Why not? Aren't you hungry?" Like he can't believe that someone wouldn't take a fucking chicken wing that had been in someone else's overall pocket. "The deli's giving out free samples."
Jer declines again and bags all of his groceries and he's gone. Crystal and Adam were standing their laughing at her and when he walked out the door, Jer lost her shit.
"Jesus," Adam says. "I thought maybe you knew the guy and he was just messing around."
Crystal laughs. "Yeah, I saw him pull chicken out of his pocket, but then I saw your face and it clicked. Like, you looked appalled."
What could possibly make this story better? Well, we talked to the lady who works back in the deli, Heather, and she didn't give out any free samples yesterday. She doesn't even think that she sold any chicken wings. So not only did this guy have CHICKEN WINGS in his pocket, he'd HAD those chicken wings in his pocket prior to entering the store. What a guy.
This is literally the most hilarious thing that has happened at work. Like, you can't make this shit up XD