"One baby isn't that hard to take care of, how much harder can two really be?"

And the answer is, SHIT AND GODDAMN! *shudder* That sentence may be the stupidest thing that has ever left my mouth!

Faith and Alan, you have all my respect and sympathies.

Passports are made of paper, and don't play will with water. So in case you were considering it, it's not really a good idea to run yours through the washing machine when you need it to leave the country in 4 days.

This has been a public service announcement. Thank you.

(No. this isn't my passport I'm talking about.)

It does not matter if you identify as a Top or bottom, everyone is the Aerator's bitch.

I've decided to add a variation on my Wisdom posts. The Wisdom posts all deal with valuable and sometimes strange things that I've learned that have enriched my life, or taught me a lesson. This new category will deal with things that I've learned and really could have lived my whole life without knowing. So here we go ( Read more... )

mcsnee posted that he's just started reading House of Leaves. This is one of my all time favorite books, and the thought of someone getting to experience it for the first time gets me all sorts of excited. I know it's silly, but I just think everyone should read this book.

( Anyway, thinking about the book made me think of the night I started reading it. )

Found it.

The problem with cats is that they can't speak. That means when you find a severed and dried out mouse tail in the middle of the den floor, they can not tell you were the body is.

Blech!

When baking cookies, always make sure that you use the hand wearing the oven mit to grab the sheet coming out of the oven, and the bare one to hold the one going into the oven. It really does work better that way.

Do not take pills in capsule form without water ( Read more... )

You know that comic books have gotten completely out of control with their depictions of the female form when Mattel makes a Cat Woman Barbie, and you find your self thinking that Barbie looks entirely too flat chested to be Cat Woman.