On being the whitest girl on the West Coast

[i_am_kaybird]

This time next week I'll be in sunny Santa Barbara. I intend on wearing nothing but my swimsuit and making up for three years without In-n-Out Burger by eating at every one I drive past. I even asked for Friday off so that I could have somewhat of a true vacation.

Oh, and I got promoted. A lot sooner than expected, but I'm sure I can rise to the occasion.




Such a charmer, that one. Even my mom loves him.

Hey Marly, I wanted to ask... would you mind possibly letting me crash your couch sometime?