My new favorite thing since bottled water:
Evian facial spray.
Now, I could just be high and eating like a man, but I find this little can of "mist-y" water magical. Enough so that I'd put it on my LJ. Enough that I'd insist for three minutes that Chris "give it a try! Just on your cheek. No! On your whole face! Just spray it around. Like that. It's fantastic."
Now we're watching Troy, eating some of our lifetime supply of Girl Scout cookies and I'm debating on whether or not I should talk him into signing up for LJ or letting me get a Great Dane puppy.
Also, the keyword here is "patience;" also known as learning to breathe.