Current Jean Status: Jean saw an elephant go poop today.

Current Jean Status: I think I have some crap in my neck.

Current Jean Status: omg jellybeans! ::snarf::

Current Jean Status: ♪Chikka-chikka aw yeah Jean wants to go home chikka-chikka ungh♫

Current Jean Status: Tired, sickly, and lonely.

Current Jean Status: Carved, wooden, Native art masks make skeptical, consternated faces at Jean through the conference room window.

Current Jean Status: Back pain makes Jean sad.

Current Jean Status: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGG!!"

Current Jean Status: If you look past the smile closely into Jean's eyes, you will see a crazed glimmer. This is the crazed glimmer of hatred for FedEx.

Current Jean Status: "Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir."