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DANMARK nordisk_hat
SWEDEN: du_fria
FINLAND: muumejaperkele/suomi_sniper
NORWAY: mystisk_norge
Sverige would love to drown Denmark in blue and yellow paint, son.
Sverige: .........
Sverige feels a little awkward about that.
Suomi just wants to play the game :>
Norway waits for Danmark to stop flailing
Sverige: ...Go 'nd....
Sverige: Go 'nd....
Suomi: ...
Sverige: Throw paint 'n D'nmark, then.
Danmark pushes the paint bucket away and chokes.
Danmark likes it when Norway is so . . . . spirited.
Suomi: ...Sverige, you should come too!
Norway releases Danmark, but is completely covered in paint anyway
Sverige: Nn.'s no-man's land out th're.
Suomi WANTS TO BEAT SVERIGE AT A PAINT-FIGHT...
Sverige: *read: Denmark's out there.*
Suomi: Aw! We can beat them!
Danmark will probably be tasting paint for days.
Norway hits him one more time for good measure
Suomi ENVISIONS STANDING ATOP A CLIFF OVERLOOKING.....paint.
Sverige glances at a chair that needs to be painted.
Sverige: ....
Sverige 'F ya like.
Suomi and maybe a Pole or something
Danmark takes a few minutes to recover.
Norway looks over his house...
Norway You're going to clean this up.
Suomi looks out the window......
Suomi: Oh...
Suomi: It looks like they're done.
Suomi 8(
Sverige: ...
Danmark . . . starts to clean up. Isn't afraid of Norway . . . .at all. . .nngh. Feels a little sick from swallowing paint. . .
Sverige wanders outside and paints a blue and yellow streak down Denmark's back.
Suomi: .....
Suomi FOLLOWS
Danmark gets this bad feeling. . .
Danmark turns around.
Danmark: Hey!
Sverige: ...
Suomi: Yeah, Sverige ! /MAKES THIS FACE >:D
Danmark: Come back here and do that to my face!
Suomi: !!
Suomi PAINTS A BLUE CROSS ON DANMARK'S FACE!!!
Sverige feels... well, halfway vindicated.
Suomi ALWAYS ACCEPTS CHALLENGES (even those not..made to...him, SHUT UP...)
Sverige: *why isn't the cross YELLOW*
Danmark takes the paintbrush from Suomi and throws it on the ground.
Danmark: That's not what I meant!
Norway sits down on a rock and watches
Danmark stomps on that paintbrush.
Suomi: H-Hey!
Sverige splashes a little bit of yellow+blue paint onto Suomi's shoes.
Suomi: ....
Suomi: !!!!!
Sverige: *discreet-like*
Sverige: ...
Sverige: *crap*
Suomi looks down.
Suomi: .....THE FIGHT IS ON!!!
Danmark picks up Suomi's paintbrush.
Sverige takes a few quick steps backward.
Sverige: ...'Lo.
Suomi takes a bucket of white paint!
Suomi puts his whole hand in!
Sverige DOES NOT CARE FOR WHITE
Suomi flings it at Sverige with a laugh!
Sverige gets a nice spattering of white across his clothes, o snaps --
Danmark adds some red because he can.
Sverige takes a bucket of yellow and TOSSES IT OUT in Suomi and Denmark's general di --
Sverige KICKS BLUE AT DENMARK
Danmark uses Suomi as a shield.
Sverige: ...
Sverige *my, Suomi, you look delectable today*
Sverige: ...F'ght me like a man, D'nmark.
Suomi: !!!
Suomi: Hey, Tanskaa, that's not fair! /squirm 8(
Danmark thinks Suomi looks ravishing.
Suomi reaches up and claps a white handprint on Danmark's face!
Danmark doesn't mind white.
Danmark: What did you say Sverige ?
Sverige grabs at Denmark's collar with a yellow-coated hand.
Sverige: y'heard me.
Suomi ducks out from between them
Danmark: Actually, no really. . . I didn't. . .
Sverige touches Finland, yellow really brightens up the terrain, wouldn't you say.
Danmark has a little paint in his ear.
Suomi throws white and blue, white and blue!!! at them both!
Danmark tries to clean it out.
Sverige: ...
Sverige FEELS NORWEGIAN WHAT THE WHAT
Danmark uses Sverige as a shield.
Sverige TACKLES DENMARK AND POURS BLUE ON HIM
Suomi: YEAH!!!
Danmark: Gaaaah!
Suomi POURS WHITE TOO!!!
Sverige: ..........
Norway claps lightly
Suomi is helping! 8)
Sverige splashes some yellow up at Finland.
Norway walks over and adds red
Suomi: Ahh!
Sverige: ...
Suomi fingerpaints a blue cross over the white on Sverige's cheek!
Sverige splashes that divine Swedish yellow on Norway, as well --
Sverige PETS FINLAND'S HAIR WITH A YELLOW HAND.
Danmark rolls them over and sits on Sverige . Gives him red cheeks as well.
Suomi ......adds white to the cheeks to make them somewhat pinkish.
Sverige feels like a doll. what the hell.
Norway paints a blue cross on Sverige's forehead
Suomi: There! Much prettier.
Sverige ASLDASFHD
Sverige PUNCHES DENMARK WITH A YELLOW FIST OF FURY!!1
Danmark . . . dodges.
Sverige: ...
Suomi: H-hey, I thought this was just a paint fight....
Danmark sits on Sverige a little harder.
Sverige grabs for a bucket and splashes yellow upward --
Suomi puts a blue and white splotch on Norway!
Sverige *IT'S NEVER JUST A PAINT FIGHT, SUOMI*
Sverige *THIS IS SERIOUS GODDAMN BUSINESS*
Sverige *PAINTING AND DECORATION IS SERIOUS GODDAMN BUSINESS*
Danmark grabs a fistful of red and smears it all over Sverige's face.
Sverige struggles to breathe
Norway pours red paint over Suomi's head
Suomi: Ehhh, Tanskaa! I think you're hurting him...
Sverige shoves ineffectively at Denmark and pours blue on his lap.
Norway throws the empty bucket at Danmark's head
Danmark: Of course I'm not.
Sverige: 'S NOT.....
Danmark is nailed by the bucket.
Suomi ....takes the opportunity to put blue crosses over the white spots on Danmark
Suomi: !!!
Danmark falls to the ground.
Suomi offers a painty hand to Sverige
Norway sits on Danmark and gives HIM red cheeks
Norway also draws a blue mustache for the hell of it
Sverige dunks his hand in the yellow paint before taking Suomi's hand.
Sverige: ...
Danmark . . . enjoys it. Norway, so cute.
Sverige nods his head.
Sverige: ...
Suomi: ....
Sverige pours yellow and blue luxuriously over Danmark and Norway .
Suomi adds white too!! (Hey, it's kinda like Aland's flag...)
Danmark thinks you RUINED OUR MOMENT, Sverige .
Sverige: ...
Sverige: *NO PLEASE CARRY ON*
Sverige: *you both look marvelous*
Danmark tackles that Swede.
Norway ....
Suomi dodges out of the way /I WAS RIGHT THERE.
Norway didn't like that Danmark was enjoying it anyway
Sverige sort of YANKS on Suomi out of reflex as he falls --
Sverige backhands Denmark, what up
Suomi: OHYAAAA! /TUMBLE /MUCH SMALLER THAN YOU
Danmark: . . . ow. . .
Suomi: !!
Danmark attempts to strangle.
Suomi: Hey, I think that might be, um, a little too far...!
Danmark pulls no punches.
Suomi: That's not, um--I don't think that's part of the game, Tanskaa...
Sverige GASPS for air and RABBIT PUNCHES at Denmark
Danmark: Of course it i--
Norway: Defacing my house and lawn is not a game.
Sverige: *where's that saving yellow when you NEED it*
Danmark swears.
Suomi stands up and pours white paint over them both.
Sverige: *PAINT IS SERIOUS BUSINESS, SUOMI*
Danmark splutters.
Sverige: *WHEN WILL YOU LEARN*
Suomi FROWNS.
Sverige CHOKES.
Danmark picks up a paintbrush and helps Sverige see how it tastes.
Danmark -i.e. EAT BRUSH-
Suomi is pleased that it's at least back to paint
Sverige goes GARBLEFARBLE and PUNCHES Denmark blindly
Sverige: ...
Suomi: ............
Suomi blinks through the paint, um, if you want us to leave you alone...
Danmark catches Sverige's hand. You punch like a girl (who is choking on a paintbrush).
Norway idly walks over and hits Danmark and Sverige's heads together
Suomi: !!!
Sverige IS CONCUSSED!!!!11
Sverige: ...
Sverige: *or not*
Suomi: !!!
Sverige SPUTTERS and spits out paintbrush
Danmark has taken a few too many shots to the head today.
Suomi THINKS MAYBE IT'S GONE ON LONG ENOUGH????
Danmark sheesh Norway, are you trying to give him brain damage?
Norway THINKS MAYBE SOMEONE SHOULD CLEAN HIS HOUSE??
Sverige tears at Danmark's paint-coated collar, hdu sir, HDU
Sverige would love to.
Norway: You already have brain damage.
Sverige loves cleaning so much more than Danmark .
Suomi would help too... 8(
Danmark: I . . . I don't. . .
Danmark really doesn't feel very good though.
Sverige KICKS AT Danmark
Suomi throws a snowball in their general direction then 8(
Sverige: *as much as one can in such a position*
Danmark SITS ON Sverige. HOLD STILL YOU BORING LOG.
Suomi: ...maybe we should have some coffee... /the eternal Nordic solution to everything.
Danmark just kind of waits for the world to stop spinning. . .rapidly. Shouldn't have ingested that paint.
Norway: ...coffee is good.
Norway kind of wants to see Sverige and Danmark beat each other tho
Danmark kind of wants to beat Sverige.
Sverige read that wrong.
Sverige won't repeat what he thought that said.
Suomi: (HOW DID YOU READ IT........)
Sverige: *NO*
Danmark IS ALSO CURIOUS.
Sverige beats Danmark hard.
Suomi needs to know how his housemate's mind works.
Suomi IS AT SUCH A LOSS...!!
Danmark beats back?
Norway: ....
Sverige thinks you will tread even more lightly than you already do if you knew. 8(
Suomi wants to know anyway.
Sverige is sort of not in the position to be... an effective beater, though.
Sverige: ...'M not borin'.
Danmark: Are too.
Suomi thinks that's terrible!! No one can beat Sverige at anything but him!!
Sverige: ... Not.
Danmark gives Sverige a half-hearted punch to the gut.
Danmark: Yes.
Danmark: You are.
Norway facepalms
Suomi: Hey, Sverige's not that boring...
Danmark: You are so boring.
Sverige OOFs and hits Denmark's arm with an empty paint bucket.
Danmark: You are the most boring. . . thing. . .
Sverige: Y're th' most....
Sverige: ....
Sverige struggles.
Danmark rubs his arm. Owwie. . .
Sverige STRUGGLES TO FIND THE ADEQUATE WORDS
Sverige: Y're th' most....
Danmark: awesome.
Suomi: Come on, Sverige ! /CHEERS HIM ON.....ineffetually
Danmark: amazing.
Danmark: super-cool.
Danmark HELPS.
Suomi: ...Your hair is weird!
Sverige hits Denmark with another paint bucket.
Sverige: So weird.
Sverige: 'S so weird.
Danmark: Ow, damnit!
Danmark takes the paint bucket and plants it on Sverige's head.
Sverige gives Suomi a grateful glance.
Sverige feels like Danbolis
Suomi: Eh, maybe you shouldn't hit him though, Sverige...
Sverige: ...
Suomi paints DANBOLIS on it!
Suomi there now it's a game again!
Danmark flicks the bucket so it rings nice and loud.
Sverige: *from inside the paint bucket* Y're so wrong. ...'Bout ev'ythin' LSDFHSF
Sverige wrenches the paint bucket of fhis head.
Danmark: Yeah well. . .at least I'm not super lame.
Norway goes and gets a hose, turns on freezing water.
Norway sprays all but himself
Sverige: ....
Danmark: With ugly furniture.
Norway is cleaning his lawn.
Danmark is sprayed with the hose.
Sverige YEARRRRNNNNSSS to strangle Denmark.
Sverige: ....Tell that t'the 'KEAs 'n Cop'nagen.
Danmark uses Sverige as a shield.
Sverige: ;LSDJFHLHFSFHDS;F
Sverige is soaked. 8( and shivering. 8[ and pissed off. >8[
Danmark makes sure his face gets nice and clean.
Sverige: G't off.
Danmark: Make me.
Danmark: You have no guts.
Sverige struggles to sit up, and gives Denmark a nice, healthy punch.
Suomi .....fetches towels? gdu2
Danmark thinks that was. . .such. . .such a sissy punch. Holds his head. Ow.
Sverige scrubs at his hair, oh so wet
Sverige shoves Denmark to the ground and jumps to his feet.
Sverige is COLD AND HE HAS YOU TO BLAME
Danmark can't see straight and blames you right back.
Sverige steps on Denmark's chest, pinning him to the ground.
Danmark grimaces.
Sverige: Take 't back.
Sverige: 'Bout my ugly f'rniture.
Danmark: Not a chance.
Danmark: It's ugly.
Danmark: Almost as ugly as you are.
Suomi: ... IKEA's nice though...
Suomi: ...
Suomi: :C
Sverige nearly sneers.
Sverige: What 'bout you?
Sverige is.... so not great with arguments.
Danmark: Never looked better.
Danmark even with a possibly broken nose. S-sob.
Sverige: ... Y'oughtta take a look 't ya.
Sverige: ...
Sverige mentally cringes at the idiocy.
Danmark: I do all of the time.
Sverige: .......
Sverige: Y're nose's bleedin'.
Danmark: The mirrors don't crack or anything.
Danmark: Yeah, well that's your stupid fault.
Sverige: 'M proud 't is.
Sverige is rigid, sort of wanting to beat down already.
Sverige: ...
Danmark: oh?
Danmark: And how does that feel?
Suomi is just kinda. Anxious.
Sverige: .....
Sverige: ....
Danmark: Since it's your first time and all. . .
Sverige: *what's a cool way to answer this one*
Sverige: ..........
Danmark: being proud of something. . .
Suomi: ...
Sverige kicks at Denmark
Sverige: Sh't up.
Suomi thinks Sverige could be proud of a lot of things?
Danmark: haha.
Sverige IS, DAMMIT. ;_;
Sverige: ....
Danmark: If anything I'll keep talking.
Danmark: So I won't end up like you and start forgetting how.
Sverige clenches his jaw.
Sverige: ...........
Danmark cringes why did his rib just creak.
Sverige: I know when t'stop.
Danmark: Are you sure?
Danmark: I mean, I'm sure it's really hard for you to stop. . .
Sverige: ...................................
Suomi: ...
Sverige sets his mouth perfectly straight, as if to exemplify just how poised and silent he can be.
Danmark: But I guess you need to stop sometime, so you don't choke on your own language.
Danmark isn't fooled.
Danmark kind of enjoys just laying here and insulting the Swede. Front row seat and everything.
Sverige: ..................................................................
Sverige: No one likes Danish.
Sverige enunciates CLEARLY
Suomi is just kinda holding towels :\
Danmark: Oh ow.
Sverige: ...
Danmark: I'm so hurt.
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SWEDEN: du_fria
FINLAND: muumejaperkele/suomi_sniper
NORWAY: mystisk_norge
Sverige would love to drown Denmark in blue and yellow paint, son.
Sverige: .........
Sverige feels a little awkward about that.
Suomi just wants to play the game :>
Norway waits for Danmark to stop flailing
Sverige: ...Go 'nd....
Sverige: Go 'nd....
Suomi: ...
Sverige: Throw paint 'n D'nmark, then.
Danmark pushes the paint bucket away and chokes.
Danmark likes it when Norway is so . . . . spirited.
Suomi: ...Sverige, you should come too!
Norway releases Danmark, but is completely covered in paint anyway
Sverige: Nn.'s no-man's land out th're.
Suomi WANTS TO BEAT SVERIGE AT A PAINT-FIGHT...
Sverige: *read: Denmark's out there.*
Suomi: Aw! We can beat them!
Danmark will probably be tasting paint for days.
Norway hits him one more time for good measure
Suomi ENVISIONS STANDING ATOP A CLIFF OVERLOOKING.....paint.
Sverige glances at a chair that needs to be painted.
Sverige: ....
Sverige 'F ya like.
Suomi and maybe a Pole or something
Danmark takes a few minutes to recover.
Norway looks over his house...
Norway You're going to clean this up.
Suomi looks out the window......
Suomi: Oh...
Suomi: It looks like they're done.
Suomi 8(
Sverige: ...
Danmark . . . starts to clean up. Isn't afraid of Norway . . . .at all. . .nngh. Feels a little sick from swallowing paint. . .
Sverige wanders outside and paints a blue and yellow streak down Denmark's back.
Suomi: .....
Suomi FOLLOWS
Danmark gets this bad feeling. . .
Danmark turns around.
Danmark: Hey!
Sverige: ...
Suomi: Yeah, Sverige ! /MAKES THIS FACE >:D
Danmark: Come back here and do that to my face!
Suomi: !!
Suomi PAINTS A BLUE CROSS ON DANMARK'S FACE!!!
Sverige feels... well, halfway vindicated.
Suomi ALWAYS ACCEPTS CHALLENGES (even those not..made to...him, SHUT UP...)
Sverige: *why isn't the cross YELLOW*
Danmark takes the paintbrush from Suomi and throws it on the ground.
Danmark: That's not what I meant!
Norway sits down on a rock and watches
Danmark stomps on that paintbrush.
Suomi: H-Hey!
Sverige splashes a little bit of yellow+blue paint onto Suomi's shoes.
Suomi: ....
Suomi: !!!!!
Sverige: *discreet-like*
Sverige: ...
Sverige: *crap*
Suomi looks down.
Suomi: .....THE FIGHT IS ON!!!
Danmark picks up Suomi's paintbrush.
Sverige takes a few quick steps backward.
Sverige: ...'Lo.
Suomi takes a bucket of white paint!
Suomi puts his whole hand in!
Sverige DOES NOT CARE FOR WHITE
Suomi flings it at Sverige with a laugh!
Sverige gets a nice spattering of white across his clothes, o snaps --
Danmark adds some red because he can.
Sverige takes a bucket of yellow and TOSSES IT OUT in Suomi and Denmark's general di --
Sverige KICKS BLUE AT DENMARK
Danmark uses Suomi as a shield.
Sverige: ...
Sverige *my, Suomi, you look delectable today*
Sverige: ...F'ght me like a man, D'nmark.
Suomi: !!!
Suomi: Hey, Tanskaa, that's not fair! /squirm 8(
Danmark thinks Suomi looks ravishing.
Suomi reaches up and claps a white handprint on Danmark's face!
Danmark doesn't mind white.
Danmark: What did you say Sverige ?
Sverige grabs at Denmark's collar with a yellow-coated hand.
Sverige: y'heard me.
Suomi ducks out from between them
Danmark: Actually, no really. . . I didn't. . .
Sverige touches Finland, yellow really brightens up the terrain, wouldn't you say.
Danmark has a little paint in his ear.
Suomi throws white and blue, white and blue!!! at them both!
Danmark tries to clean it out.
Sverige: ...
Sverige FEELS NORWEGIAN WHAT THE WHAT
Danmark uses Sverige as a shield.
Sverige TACKLES DENMARK AND POURS BLUE ON HIM
Suomi: YEAH!!!
Danmark: Gaaaah!
Suomi POURS WHITE TOO!!!
Sverige: ..........
Norway claps lightly
Suomi is helping! 8)
Sverige splashes some yellow up at Finland.
Norway walks over and adds red
Suomi: Ahh!
Sverige: ...
Suomi fingerpaints a blue cross over the white on Sverige's cheek!
Sverige splashes that divine Swedish yellow on Norway, as well --
Sverige PETS FINLAND'S HAIR WITH A YELLOW HAND.
Danmark rolls them over and sits on Sverige . Gives him red cheeks as well.
Suomi ......adds white to the cheeks to make them somewhat pinkish.
Sverige feels like a doll. what the hell.
Norway paints a blue cross on Sverige's forehead
Suomi: There! Much prettier.
Sverige ASLDASFHD
Sverige PUNCHES DENMARK WITH A YELLOW FIST OF FURY!!1
Danmark . . . dodges.
Sverige: ...
Suomi: H-hey, I thought this was just a paint fight....
Danmark sits on Sverige a little harder.
Sverige grabs for a bucket and splashes yellow upward --
Suomi puts a blue and white splotch on Norway!
Sverige *IT'S NEVER JUST A PAINT FIGHT, SUOMI*
Sverige *THIS IS SERIOUS GODDAMN BUSINESS*
Sverige *PAINTING AND DECORATION IS SERIOUS GODDAMN BUSINESS*
Danmark grabs a fistful of red and smears it all over Sverige's face.
Sverige struggles to breathe
Norway pours red paint over Suomi's head
Suomi: Ehhh, Tanskaa! I think you're hurting him...
Sverige shoves ineffectively at Denmark and pours blue on his lap.
Norway throws the empty bucket at Danmark's head
Danmark: Of course I'm not.
Sverige: 'S NOT.....
Danmark is nailed by the bucket.
Suomi ....takes the opportunity to put blue crosses over the white spots on Danmark
Suomi: !!!
Danmark falls to the ground.
Suomi offers a painty hand to Sverige
Norway sits on Danmark and gives HIM red cheeks
Norway also draws a blue mustache for the hell of it
Sverige dunks his hand in the yellow paint before taking Suomi's hand.
Sverige: ...
Danmark . . . enjoys it. Norway, so cute.
Sverige nods his head.
Sverige: ...
Suomi: ....
Sverige pours yellow and blue luxuriously over Danmark and Norway .
Suomi adds white too!! (Hey, it's kinda like Aland's flag...)
Danmark thinks you RUINED OUR MOMENT, Sverige .
Sverige: ...
Sverige: *NO PLEASE CARRY ON*
Sverige: *you both look marvelous*
Danmark tackles that Swede.
Norway ....
Suomi dodges out of the way /I WAS RIGHT THERE.
Norway didn't like that Danmark was enjoying it anyway
Sverige sort of YANKS on Suomi out of reflex as he falls --
Sverige backhands Denmark, what up
Suomi: OHYAAAA! /TUMBLE /MUCH SMALLER THAN YOU
Danmark: . . . ow. . .
Suomi: !!
Danmark attempts to strangle.
Suomi: Hey, I think that might be, um, a little too far...!
Danmark pulls no punches.
Suomi: That's not, um--I don't think that's part of the game, Tanskaa...
Sverige GASPS for air and RABBIT PUNCHES at Denmark
Danmark: Of course it i--
Norway: Defacing my house and lawn is not a game.
Sverige: *where's that saving yellow when you NEED it*
Danmark swears.
Suomi stands up and pours white paint over them both.
Sverige: *PAINT IS SERIOUS BUSINESS, SUOMI*
Danmark splutters.
Sverige: *WHEN WILL YOU LEARN*
Suomi FROWNS.
Sverige CHOKES.
Danmark picks up a paintbrush and helps Sverige see how it tastes.
Danmark -i.e. EAT BRUSH-
Suomi is pleased that it's at least back to paint
Sverige goes GARBLEFARBLE and PUNCHES Denmark blindly
Sverige: ...
Suomi: ............
Suomi blinks through the paint, um, if you want us to leave you alone...
Danmark catches Sverige's hand. You punch like a girl (who is choking on a paintbrush).
Norway idly walks over and hits Danmark and Sverige's heads together
Suomi: !!!
Sverige IS CONCUSSED!!!!11
Sverige: ...
Sverige: *or not*
Suomi: !!!
Sverige SPUTTERS and spits out paintbrush
Danmark has taken a few too many shots to the head today.
Suomi THINKS MAYBE IT'S GONE ON LONG ENOUGH????
Danmark sheesh Norway, are you trying to give him brain damage?
Norway THINKS MAYBE SOMEONE SHOULD CLEAN HIS HOUSE??
Sverige tears at Danmark's paint-coated collar, hdu sir, HDU
Sverige would love to.
Norway: You already have brain damage.
Sverige loves cleaning so much more than Danmark .
Suomi would help too... 8(
Danmark: I . . . I don't. . .
Danmark really doesn't feel very good though.
Sverige KICKS AT Danmark
Suomi throws a snowball in their general direction then 8(
Sverige: *as much as one can in such a position*
Danmark SITS ON Sverige. HOLD STILL YOU BORING LOG.
Suomi: ...maybe we should have some coffee... /the eternal Nordic solution to everything.
Danmark just kind of waits for the world to stop spinning. . .rapidly. Shouldn't have ingested that paint.
Norway: ...coffee is good.
Norway kind of wants to see Sverige and Danmark beat each other tho
Danmark kind of wants to beat Sverige.
Sverige read that wrong.
Sverige won't repeat what he thought that said.
Suomi: (HOW DID YOU READ IT........)
Sverige: *NO*
Danmark IS ALSO CURIOUS.
Sverige beats Danmark hard.
Suomi needs to know how his housemate's mind works.
Suomi IS AT SUCH A LOSS...!!
Danmark beats back?
Norway: ....
Sverige thinks you will tread even more lightly than you already do if you knew. 8(
Suomi wants to know anyway.
Sverige is sort of not in the position to be... an effective beater, though.
Sverige: ...'M not borin'.
Danmark: Are too.
Suomi thinks that's terrible!! No one can beat Sverige at anything but him!!
Sverige: ... Not.
Danmark gives Sverige a half-hearted punch to the gut.
Danmark: Yes.
Danmark: You are.
Norway facepalms
Suomi: Hey, Sverige's not that boring...
Danmark: You are so boring.
Sverige OOFs and hits Denmark's arm with an empty paint bucket.
Danmark: You are the most boring. . . thing. . .
Sverige: Y're th' most....
Sverige: ....
Sverige struggles.
Danmark rubs his arm. Owwie. . .
Sverige STRUGGLES TO FIND THE ADEQUATE WORDS
Sverige: Y're th' most....
Danmark: awesome.
Suomi: Come on, Sverige ! /CHEERS HIM ON.....ineffetually
Danmark: amazing.
Danmark: super-cool.
Danmark HELPS.
Suomi: ...Your hair is weird!
Sverige hits Denmark with another paint bucket.
Sverige: So weird.
Sverige: 'S so weird.
Danmark: Ow, damnit!
Danmark takes the paint bucket and plants it on Sverige's head.
Sverige gives Suomi a grateful glance.
Sverige feels like Danbolis
Suomi: Eh, maybe you shouldn't hit him though, Sverige...
Sverige: ...
Suomi paints DANBOLIS on it!
Suomi there now it's a game again!
Danmark flicks the bucket so it rings nice and loud.
Sverige: *from inside the paint bucket* Y're so wrong. ...'Bout ev'ythin' LSDFHSF
Sverige wrenches the paint bucket of fhis head.
Danmark: Yeah well. . .at least I'm not super lame.
Norway goes and gets a hose, turns on freezing water.
Norway sprays all but himself
Sverige: ....
Danmark: With ugly furniture.
Norway is cleaning his lawn.
Danmark is sprayed with the hose.
Sverige YEARRRRNNNNSSS to strangle Denmark.
Sverige: ....Tell that t'the 'KEAs 'n Cop'nagen.
Danmark uses Sverige as a shield.
Sverige: ;LSDJFHLHFSFHDS;F
Sverige is soaked. 8( and shivering. 8[ and pissed off. >8[
Danmark makes sure his face gets nice and clean.
Sverige: G't off.
Danmark: Make me.
Danmark: You have no guts.
Sverige struggles to sit up, and gives Denmark a nice, healthy punch.
Suomi .....fetches towels? gdu2
Danmark thinks that was. . .such. . .such a sissy punch. Holds his head. Ow.
Sverige scrubs at his hair, oh so wet
Sverige shoves Denmark to the ground and jumps to his feet.
Sverige is COLD AND HE HAS YOU TO BLAME
Danmark can't see straight and blames you right back.
Sverige steps on Denmark's chest, pinning him to the ground.
Danmark grimaces.
Sverige: Take 't back.
Sverige: 'Bout my ugly f'rniture.
Danmark: Not a chance.
Danmark: It's ugly.
Danmark: Almost as ugly as you are.
Suomi: ... IKEA's nice though...
Suomi: ...
Suomi: :C
Sverige nearly sneers.
Sverige: What 'bout you?
Sverige is.... so not great with arguments.
Danmark: Never looked better.
Danmark even with a possibly broken nose. S-sob.
Sverige: ... Y'oughtta take a look 't ya.
Sverige: ...
Sverige mentally cringes at the idiocy.
Danmark: I do all of the time.
Sverige: .......
Sverige: Y're nose's bleedin'.
Danmark: The mirrors don't crack or anything.
Danmark: Yeah, well that's your stupid fault.
Sverige: 'M proud 't is.
Sverige is rigid, sort of wanting to beat down already.
Sverige: ...
Danmark: oh?
Danmark: And how does that feel?
Suomi is just kinda. Anxious.
Sverige: .....
Sverige: ....
Danmark: Since it's your first time and all. . .
Sverige: *what's a cool way to answer this one*
Sverige: ..........
Danmark: being proud of something. . .
Suomi: ...
Sverige kicks at Denmark
Sverige: Sh't up.
Suomi thinks Sverige could be proud of a lot of things?
Danmark: haha.
Sverige IS, DAMMIT. ;_;
Sverige: ....
Danmark: If anything I'll keep talking.
Danmark: So I won't end up like you and start forgetting how.
Sverige clenches his jaw.
Sverige: ...........
Danmark cringes why did his rib just creak.
Sverige: I know when t'stop.
Danmark: Are you sure?
Danmark: I mean, I'm sure it's really hard for you to stop. . .
Sverige: ...................................
Suomi: ...
Sverige sets his mouth perfectly straight, as if to exemplify just how poised and silent he can be.
Danmark: But I guess you need to stop sometime, so you don't choke on your own language.
Danmark isn't fooled.
Danmark kind of enjoys just laying here and insulting the Swede. Front row seat and everything.
Sverige: ..................................................................
Sverige: No one likes Danish.
Sverige enunciates CLEARLY
Suomi is just kinda holding towels :\
Danmark: Oh ow.
Sverige: ...
Danmark: I'm so hurt.
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