DANMARK
nordisk_hatSWEDEN:
du_friaFINLAND:
muumejaperkele/
suomi_sniperNORWAY:
mystisk_norge Sverige looks visibly frustrated.
Sverige: ...
Danmark: They just can't appreciate it
Norway takes a towel, tries to wipe paint off, doesn't pay Sverige or Danmark any attention
Suomi thought that was good.
Suomi suggests using some rubbing alcohol to dissolve the paint, Norway ?
Sverige takes his foot off Denmark's chest and holds out his hand to Denmark.
Sverige: ....8[
Danmark scowls at it.
Danmark gets up on his own, thanks.
Sverige: ...
Sverige punches him.
Suomi offers a towel to them bo--
Suomi sighs and steps back again
Danmark . . . aaand hits the ground again.
Sverige: *IT WOULD'VE BEEN COOLER IF HE'D HAD HIM BY HIS HAND BUT HE CAN DEAL*
Sverige stalks over to Suomi and takes a towel.
Sverige: Th'nk you.
Suomi: E-eh...
Danmark sits on the ground, a paint-covered mess.
Norway throws a towel on Danmark's head.
Suomi kinda wishes he hadn't seen the paint fight out the window (why does it always turn out this way?)
Danmark gives Norway a little smile.
Suomi: You're welcome, Sverige.
Sverige breathes away the frustration.
Sverige places the towel on his head.
Suomi: Um! We should probably get the paint off...
Sverige Mm.
Danmark wipes the paint off his face. And probaby some blood.
Sverige gives Suomi a wane look.
Suomi: ...
Suomi: Sorry?
Danmark wads the towel up and throws it at Sverige .
Danmark stands up, a little unsteady.
Sverige turns and gives Danmark a dark look from under his towel.
Suomi: Eh? Tanskaa, are you okay too?
Sverige: 's always okay.
Sverige *unfortunately*
Suomi: Yeah but you might have hurt him really badl--
Suomi: Hey! Are YOU okay, Sverige !
Sverige brightens a little at the thought.
Sverige: ...
Sverige Mm.
Danmark: Since when has he ever been okay. . .
Sverige: ........
Danmark picks up another towel and starts rubbing the paint out of his hair.
Sverige tosses another withering stare Danmark's way.
Suomi offers vodka to dissolve the paint? (Don't worry, it's just Russian.)
Danmark just gives a happy grin.
Suomi: (it's not really a waste of anything good.)
Sverige thanks you profusely for not using Absolut.
Suomi wouldn't dream of it, Russian vodka falls FAR below that stuff.
Sverige turns his back on Danmark and sort of stiffly rubs at Suomi's face with a towel.
Suomi scrunches his face up.
Sverige pauses.
Danmark helps clean up Norway's yard.
Suomi: Eh? Sverige ?
Sverige: ...'S fine?
Sverige: ...
Suomi: Oh--yeah! Sorry.
Bing: [and Russia walks in, demanding to know what's this abuse of good Stoli]
Suomi: ("GOOD" AND "STOLI" ARE OXYMORONS /finnish raaaage)
Danmark sprays Suomi and Sverige with the hose until they go home.
Sverige: ...............................
Suomi: Hey!!!
Sverige: BLUBLUB
Suomi splutters
Danmark: Go home.
Norway wants them all to go home so he can take a shower
Suomi is now soaking wet ;______;
Danmark would love to take a shower too. At Norway's house.
Sverige is awfully good at peeking through windows.
Suomi AND ALL MY TOWELS TOO!!!
Sverige: ....
Danmark sprays Sverige in the face.
Sverige gives a long look to Suomi.
Suomi: !! Hmm?
Sverige: --srgsdl;jhtssdfgds
Norway: Danmark ...you go home too.
Norway knows what he's thinking.
Suomi: !!
Danmark: Aw, but Norge!
Sverige STUMBLES THROUGH THE SPRAY AND GRABS AT DENMARK
Suomi: !!!!
Danmark sprays and sprays! Isn't frantic at all. . .nnngh get away DEMON.
Danmark: I know how much you like me, but playtime is over, Swede.
Sverige: Y're --
Sverige: so goddamn --
Sverige: ...
Suomi: ...
Sverige offers a nice, blind punch
Danmark manages to let it miss his face, and hit his shoulder instead. Sprays him some more with the hose.
Sverige: PFFFTNNGGHHKK
Suomi thought it was overrrr!
Danmark also adds a kick to the gut.
Sverige gets Danmark into a sort of REVERSE BRO-HUG
Sverige UNGHs
Sverige thought it was over, too -- but then he remembered: it's Denmark. it never, ever ends.
Norway sighs, thinks they'll never leave at this rate
Suomi still has hope and wishes they would all just get along...
Danmark thinks it could end if Sverige just gives up.
Sverige WILL NEVER SURRENDER
Danmark BRING IT THEN.
Sverige elbows Danmark sharply.
Sverige: 'Nough.
Danmark: No, you first.
Danmark throws his own punch.
Sverige: ...
Sverige DODGES
Suomi sighs 8(
Sverige steps away.
Danmark punches to the airrr.
Sverige is clearly the bigger man.
Sverige: ...
Sverige: Mm.
Danmark stops.
Sverige: ...
Danmark: Going home?
Sverige stopped first!!!!
Sverige: ...
Suomi wishes he had juice to pour into the snow and make snowcones with...
Sverige: ...Mm.
Danmark: Then get out of here.
Sverige: ...
Sverige glares a healthy deal.
Suomi: ....
Sverige finds his way to Suomi.
Danmark is just so amused by that face.
Suomi holds out his hand with a towel.
Danmark sprays off the lawn. Cleans out the paint cans and brushes.
Sverige takes a deep, deep breath and takes the towel. Finland, you sweet bastion of sanity.
Danmark winds up the hose and gives Norway a nice big paint-filled hug.
Norway is surprised Danmark is actually cleaning up
Norway: ....
Sverige touches Finland's hair. it is... colorful.
Norway should have known better
Suomi would scrub Sverige's face himself but--he might get mad D:
Suomi: Eh?
Danmark would have you know that Danes are quite keen on cleaning.
Suomi touches it too... ew, painty.
Danmark can show you how good he cleans in the shower, Norway .
Sverige scrubs it a little roughly. GOOD?
Norway shoves a towel in Danmark's face
Suomi ow.
Norway :Go use your own shower.
Danmark towels his hair.
Suomi holds still anyway. THERE IS A FINNISH FLAG ON YOUR CHEEK STILL, SVERIGE.
Sverige: ...
Sverige: ....
Sverige might like it somewhere. far, deep, and dark down.
Suomi is proud of that 8(
Danmark: I think. . .we should all do that again soon.
Suomi: The--paint part?
Suomi: The paint part, right?
Sverige scrubs scrubs scrubs with vigor, like there's nothing else he'd rather do.
Norway: At YOUR house.
Danmark: As long as it isn't Sverige's house.
Sverige would like very much to deface Danmark's house.
Sverige: Never.
Suomi scrunches up again.
Suomi: Oh, Sverige you don't want to have a party there?
Sverige: *you're not invited to my awesome paint party, ANYWAY.*
Sverige: ........
Sverige: *same wavelength.*
Danmark: He doesn't even know how to party.
Suomi: Sverige does!
Sverige: ...N --
Sverige: ..........
Sverige: .... I p'rty hard.
Suomi: We have crayfish parties!
Sverige: Mm.
Danmark laughs. Ahahaha, oh, that was sad.
Norway can't imagine Sweden partying either
Suomi has fun at those crayfish parties!
Sverige bristles and rubs at Finland's hair.
Suomi SEE?
http://i543.photobucket.com/albums/gg461/gomidog/5Years_trans_04.gif NUM NUM!!
Sverige: Kr'ftsiva 're my specialty.
Suomi just kinda stands under the scrubbing (oh Hanatamago I feel your pain.)
Suomi: Yes! They're fun!
Sverige sort of half-embraces Suomi as he scrubs him clean.
Suomi thinks it's kind of awkward but um, scrubs at....Sverige's arms, then?
Danmark uses Norway's shower.
Sverige awkwardly pets down Suomi's hair.
Norway opens the bathroom door and drags Danmark out of his shower
Suomi: Eh, Sverige ? We should probably dry off inside (there's snow...)
Sverige DOES NOT WANT TO SEE DANMARK NAKED
Danmark . . . . doesn't have any clothes!
Norway: TOO BAD
Sverige: ....
Danmark: N-Norway !
Danmark: This isn't a funny joke at all!
Sverige quickly pulls Suomi inside.
Sverige: *dear god*
Suomi: !!
Suomi: Was that--?
Sverige: .... Maybe.
Suomi: ....
Sverige: ... Tr' not t'think 'bout it.
Suomi: Um.
Suomi: ...Yeah, okay.
Danmark grabs Norway's robe on the way out. Might be a little bit shorter than his, but kind of works.
Norway leaves him on the front step
Danmark sits on the front step. Cold and alone.
Danmark walks home. Keeping Norway's robe.
Danmark may never give it back.
Sverige wonders, idly, how inappropriate drawing a bath for Suomi would be.
Norway wonders where his robe went...didn't notice it taken
Suomi um. Well we...sauna together...
Danmark keeps it out of sentimentality.
Sverige thinks THAT IS TRUE and draws a bath for him.
Sverige: ...'Ll help ya.
Sverige: With.
Sverige: ...
Sverige narrows his eyes confidentially.
Suomi: ...
Sverige: 'F ya like.
Suomi IS A FINNS, FINNS NEVER NEED HELP FROM SWEDES!!! Only, okay, sure.
Suomi: If you want?
Sverige walks Suomi to the bathroom like A GENTLEMAN
Sverige: *you Finns. you think yourselves so independent.*
Suomi IS ENTIRELY INDEPENDENT.
Sverige draws a bath. and feels so useful.
Sverige turns his back on Finland to let him undress.
Suomi kinda stands--AHHH I'M SUPPOSED TO--? (well it's not that different from the sauna?)
Suomi peels painty clothes off and is now IN THE BATH SCRUBBING
Suomi THERE ARE BUBBLES. Bubbles that hide things.
Sverige kneels next to the tub and helpsssss scrubbbbb. 8)
Suomi is perfectly secure in his masculinity to admit he likes bubbles
Suomi: (it's okay because I've got my boat! THAT MAKES IT A BOY BATH. /waves toy aircraft carrier)
Sverige stares wanly at the toy boat, being more of a submarine fan
Suomi likes tanks better but those have no place in a bubble bath.
Sverige scrubs Suomi's face gently.
Sverige: *what a shame to lose that yellow and blue.*
Norway: (KAY gonna sleep now)
Danmark gives Norway a GOODNIGHT HUG.
Suomi peels off the dried paint and...floats it in the bubbles.
Norway gives Danmark a good night punch
Danmark always gets punched.
Sverige: ...
Suomi also feels perfectly grownup with his bubble bath, no lie. BEING A GROWN UP MEANS YOU CAN HAVE ONE WHENEVER YOU WANT.
Sverige finds you so very unique, Finland.
Suomi has been called eccentric... had no idea why!!
Sverige touches Suomi's face.
Suomi: Eh?
Sverige yearns a little.
Sverige: ...N'thin'.
Sverige will paint a Dala horse in your standard's colors. grudgingly, but out of love.
Suomi: Sverige, you know, you have paint all over too! /GRINS AT THE FINNISH FLAG ON HIS CHEEK...
Sverige: ....
Sverige: 'Ll get in, too.
Suomi: --EHH? That's not what I--!
Sverige strips.
Sverige: ...
Sverige: Hn?
Suomi: ......
Sverige: ....
Suomi sinks into the bubbles.
Sverige staaaares.
Suomi: Never mind.
Sverige finishes stripping and plops into the water.
Sverige: 8[
Suomi oh god that face um
Sverige scrubs furiously at his DANE-COLORED HAIR
Sverige: ... 's wrong.
Suomi: It is? Um, I can get out!
Sverige moves in closer and HOLDS FINLAND DOWN.
Suomi clambers out of the tuuuuub--gwah
Sverige: Y've still got paint.
Suomi: --Oh.
Suomi ;_;
Sverige takes Suomi's hand and scrubs at it a la a manicurist. 8]
Suomi: (knew those Swedes were all fags I MEAN /god i listen to the finn too much :'D)
Sverige: [XD My Finnish friend said the same thing.]
Suomi: [I've read it a LOT of places, actually]
Suomi: [:'D]
Sverige: [.... me too. SNIFFLE --hahahah]
Sverige starts on the other hand. enjoys this thoroughly.
Sverige: ... Y'wanna do me?
Suomi: ....!!
Sverige: ...
Sverige: 8[
Suomi: Um, sure!
Sverige pauses and holds out his yellow+blue-coated hands rather eagerly.
Suomi takes the washcloth and scrubs hard to get all that paint off!!
Sverige sort of shifts and grimaces. ... not... quite... what he expected.
Suomi is a very determined soul!
Sverige moves in closer to make it a little more loving. this whole... atmosphere.
Suomi is entirely oblivious.
Sverige: *aaaand awkwardly removes a hand from that torture to scrub at Finland's cheek. GENTLY.*
Sverige: [Also shite, I've gotta go.]
Suomi um, scrubs a little gentler--
Suomi FLINGS Sverige OUT OF THE TUB AND INTO BED
Suomi dries him off somewhere along the way DON'T ASK HOW
Sverige PULLS SUOMI IN WITH HIM, INNIT ROMANTIC
Suomi SURE WHY NOT /tired from the BATTLE!!!
Sverige: Good ending.
Sverige: Sverige -approved.
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