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DANMARK nordisk_hat
SWEDEN: du_fria
FINLAND: muumejaperkele/suomi_sniper
NORWAY: mystisk_norge
Norway watches, looks at a clock to time it
Danmark puts a hand over his mouth and gives Norway a thumbs up.
Norway ....
Sverige is all about improvement
Suomi hopes Tanskaa is not going to suffocate himself in the kitchen, that would be terribly distressing.
Danmark just wants to make Norway happy. . .feels a bit light headed. . .
Suomi tries very hard to see this as an improvement, (Again, he can't sneak up..!)
Sverige would rather enjoy getting rid of the body.
Suomi thinks it would be messy though, also the gov'ts would not be so pleased.
Norway: ... alright...you can breathe.
Danmark GASPS FOR AIR.
Sverige listens carefully to catch the moment when Denmark hits the flo --
Norway reluctantly allowed
Sverige: ........
Sverige narrows his eyes at the distance.
Danmark holds his head. Doesn't feel so great now.
Sverige: ... 'M happy 'f you're happy.
Danmark: N-Norge. . .
Suomi: Eh, well I'm not unhappy right now, so!
Suomi: ...... (is Tanskaa okay over there...)
Danmark leans on Norway .
Sverige: ....
Norway He's fine.
Sverige Then.
Norway ...
Sverige: ...'M not 'nhappy.
Norway sighs
Sverige looks disturbed by this 'okay'ness.
Suomi: .......
Sverige pours sugar in Suomi's coffee.
Suomi: What's wrong!
Danmark leans comfortably.
Norway waits for Danmark to look comfiest
Norway scoots over so he falls
Suomi thinks that coffee is getting awfully sweet
Sverige: *SWEETS FOR THE SWEET*
Sverige drapes a blanket over Suomi.
Danmark starts falling asleep a little. Such a comfy Norge.
Suomi: .....
Danmark falls.
Sverige hands Suomi Hanatamago.
Suomi: ........
Suomi ...takes the dog...
Suomi: Sverige?
Danmark falls with a THUD.
Sverige buys new drapes from IKEA for the kitchen.
Sverige: Mm.
Suomi: ...What are you doing?
Sverige hears sweet, sweet music in the distance.
Sverige: ... Makin' ya more th'n not-'nhappy.
Danmark sits up and rubs his head some more.
Suomi HEARS SOMETHING DISTRESSING D:
Suomi: ......
Suomi: Oh.
Norway: Tch... you never learn do you?
Suomi: But I'm fine!
Danmark: Learn what?
Suomi: I don't think Tanskaa is though...
Sverige: ............
Sverige: *that's... not important-!!*
Sverige looks a little desperate.
Danmark SCOOTS OVER.
Suomi: (ISN'T ENTIRELY SURE WHERE DANMARK AND NORWAY ARE HANGING OUT THOUGH /lmao)
Sverige hears a disgusting scooting noise in the distance
Danmark isn't either.
Norway: (uuuuh OVER THERE land)
Suomi takes Sverige's expression ALLT HE WRONG WAY
Suomi: I'm sorry, I didn't mean I don't appreciate it! Um!
Sverige: ... But...?
Danmark tells Norway about his day.
Sverige gives Suomi candy ON A MONDAY.
Sverige: *lollipops*
Suomi oh god it's serious.
Suomi: But nothing! Um, just don't be mad anymore?
Norway looks uninterested, scoots over some more
Sverige STARES.
Danmark scoots. Indomitable spirit.
Sverige 'M never 'ngry.
Danmark asks Norway about his day?
Norway tries to scoot, hits wall... internally curses it
Suomi: (/thinks he gets pretty angry about Danmark :|)
Sverige: ...
Sverige: 'M never 'ngry at ya.
Danmark has a cornered Norge!
Suomi adgfhg staring again um.
Sverige: *Denmark is a different story. NOT ONE TO SHARE IN THIS MOMENT*
Norway: ...I was rescued by Island. Then he left. And I was stuck with you.
Danmark: Rescued?
Danmark: Rescued from what!
Danmark looks SHOCKED.
Norway shoves Denmark a bit
Suomi ...just kind of "um okay"s and sip his (GOD SO SWEET) coffee (THOSE SWEDES AND THEIR SUGAR, I SWEAR...)
Norway: Not surprised...you're not very bright
Danmark looks kind of unhappy. He'll totally beat up whoever is bothering Norway .
Suomi: ... Won't you sit? (and stop looming)
Sverige sits and awkwardly leeeaaannnsss against Suomi, all angles and stiffness. in a last-ditch attempt to... something.
Sverige stares straight ahead.
Danmark: I'm not?
Suomi ....deposits Hanatamago on Sverige's lap.
Danmark laughs. Haha, good one Norway, good one.
Norway ...
Suomi: (WHY. I AM......regressing back to uke finland I think OH GOD SEND HELP)
Suomi: (SEND RIFLES)
Norway does not have a joker's face
Sverige cradles Hanatamago, imagining Finland instead.
Sverige stares at Finland out of the corner of his eye.
Danmark thinks Norway never has a joker's face, so he can't ever tell, ahaha. . .ha. . .
Norway: Actually...
Suomi sips his coffee and looks straight ahead and he's ominous again isn't he.
Norway has an idea
Sverige: ....'S it good?
Danmark is pretty sure he's really smart though.
Norway: Sverige was bothering me. You should go fight him.
Suomi: The--coffee?
Danmark: . . . .
Sverige: ....
Sverige: ....
Danmark: Sverige?!
Sverige: nn --
Sverige: Yes.
Norway: Yes.
Suomi: It's--thank you. Yes.
Danmark knows Sverige is annoying, but he's also really boring so. . .
Danmark: Are. . .are you sure. . .
Sverige is the most interesting man on earth, Denmark.
Danmark: I mean. . .he's pretty slow. . .
Danmark: I'm pretty sure you could outrun him.
Suomi thinks Sverige isn't boring!
Danmark: He doesn't talk much (AT ALL).
Suomi: (how do you get bored when it looks like he could throw you out a window...)
Sverige stiffens COMPLETELY --
Danmark: And he isn't really that smart. . .
Norway: Hmm... I guess if you can't do it...
Sverige sits up more.
Suomi: Eh? Are you okay?
Suomi: Whoa, Sverige, is something wrong?
Sverige: ... I don't like D'nmark.
Danmark: That's not what I'm saying!
Suomi: ......
Sverige: ...
Norway: Sounds like what you're saying.
Sverige settles back.
Danmark: I'm just saying. . .
Danmark: . . . . well, how was he bothering you. . .
Sverige: ..'S all.
Suomi: Well he's--not here right now? I think he and Norja, um...went somewhere.
Suomi: Oh, okay.
Suomi: Well... I don't like Russia!
Sverige: .... Had a feelin'. Like I w's psychic.
Danmark: Was he boring you to death?
Sverige: .... Mm. Russia.
Suomi IS PARTICIPATING IN A CONVERSATION WITH SVERIGE....!
Danmark: . . . .or doing that weird staring thing -shudder- that he always does. . .
Suomi: Oh, I see! Yes, sometimes I think about Russia and it makes me so mad!
Sverige does that weird staring thing at Suomi.
Danmark: Or was it just because he was in the room. . .and you started to get that little sick feeling I usually get when he's in the room. . .
Sverige: ... Can beat 'im up for ya.
Suomi: adsfdghjk
Sverige: ..............
Suomi doesn't think that ended so well the first time.
Sverige: D'nmark smells bad.
Suomi: It's okay, I did fine--
Suomi: ....
Sverige: ...
Suomi: Oh, um. Really?
Danmark waits for Norway's answer.
Norway: ....if it's any of that will you leave me alone to go fight him?
Sverige: Mm.
Sverige: Like... Tuborg.
Danmark: I. . .well, I mean, that's just the way he is.
Danmark patpats Norway .
Danmark: Just. . .stay away from him and things will be fine.
Suomi: ...Beer?
Suomi likes beer :'|
Sverige: Mm.
Danmark: I know your houses are nearby, so maybe you should buy some new curtains.
Sverige stares darkly into a corner.
Danmark: Or. . .you could stay with me for awhile!
Sverige: *from IKEA*
Sverige: ....
Suomi doesn't think he's over there....
Danmark: I have really great curtains.
Norway is not happy at his foiled plan
Norway: ngh... that's okay...
Sverige: ...
Danmark: And a few locks on the door. . .
Suomi: ....
Danmark has an idea!
Sverige: Y'not gonna drink th' coffee?
Sverige looks concerned.
Suomi: What? Oh, no!
Sverige: *by concerned I mean creepy.*
Danmark: I think we should install some new locks on your doors, Norway !
Suomi: I mean, yes!
Suomi: I MEAN.
Suomi DRINKS IT.
Norway: I think I'll be fine.
Sverige watches him CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!
Danmark: Are you sure?
Sverige feels so very... light. so peaceful.
Suomi but it's so sweet... ;_;
Danmark takes Norway's hand and tug tugs him along.
Norway: ...what are you doing?
Sverige: *isn't that just the greatest?*
Danmark: you need new locks.
Suomi GASPS FOR AIR I mean sets the cup down.
Sverige leaps up to refill Suomi's cup.
Suomi: adfgshfgjk
Norway: I never said I needed new locks...
Suomi GETS UP TOO.. to...do something. (put salt in his coffee?)
Sverige pours coffee.
Sverige: Cream? S'gar?
Danmark: But then how else will you keep Sverige from bothering you?
Suomi: Sverige, I can pour my own coffee...
Sverige bothers NO MAN
Suomi: (Sverige DOES NOT BREAK INTO HOUSES (anymore)...)
Danmark: Norge, Norge.
Sverige: ....
Sverige shoves the coffee pot into Suomi's hand.
Danmark: [-what about looking in the windows-]
Suomi: !!
Sverige finds that a gesture of love.
Suomi ouch that's hot.
Sverige DOESN'T NOTICE.
Suomi ISN'T SURPRISED ;_;
Sverige meticulously sets out the cream and sugar.
Suomi: ...
Sverige arranges them in alphabetical order, too.
Norway: Listen...Danmark ...
Danmark tugs Norway all the way to his house.
Danmark: Hmm?
Suomi: ...
Danmark then tugs Norway all of the way back to Norway's house and starts installing a lock on the front door.
Sverige double checks to make sure there's no chance they could be knocked off the counter, as well.
Norway: Stop that!
Danmark: Stop what?
Sverige steps back to admire his handiwork.
Suomi: I didn't mean I didn't appreciate it...! /;_;
Danmark screws the last few screws in and tests the lock.
Norway: Do you even know how to install locks??
Danmark: Sure I do.
Danmark locks the door and closes it.
Danmark tries the door. Finds it locked.
Sverige: ...
Norway has an awful feeling
Danmark: See? Works just fine!
Norway: Yes.
Norway takes in a breath
Sverige finds himself smiling for an odd reason.
Norway: Can you open it again?
Danmark starts patting down his clothes, looking for the key.
Sverige: *by smiling I mean half-grimacing*
Norway: ....
Danmark: Of course I. . .can. . .
Sverige shakes his head.
Suomi looks up from the coffee asdgfhjkljdf!!
Norway walks over to a tree, rips off a branch
Suomi: Um! You--you want some coffee too, Sverige ?
Sverige: ... Happy?
Norway: Danmark come here...
Danmark is NOT JUST A LITTLE STARTLED BY THAT.
Suomi: --Happy?
Sverige: ... D'ya want m'to?
Sverige: .......... 'Re ya.
Danmark: I. . .I promise I'll find the key!
Danmark: Just . . . must have dropped it in the snow here. . .
Suomi: Oh. Sure, if you want some! /pulls out a mug for Sverige!
Danmark gets down on his hands and knees and digs around in the snow. Please please please please. . .
Suomi: I'm happy, yeah! Thank you, Sverige .
Sverige: ....
Sverige grabs whichever of Suomi's hands is free.
Sverige holds it.
Suomi sdasldkhjg
Suomi: Are you okay!
Norway walks over to Danmark, holds branch up above him
Norway: Find it?
Danmark: Not. . .OH WAIT. . .no. . .
Sverige nods and stares him down.
Sverige would like to kiss him.
Norway SMACK SMACK SMACK
Danmark looks down in the snow, continues to search.
Danmark is down for the count.
Suomi is still all awkward with the stares (HOW MANY YEARS...)
Suomi: Sverige, did you want a different cup?
Sverige could not want anything more.
Norway searches his coat for the key just in case
Sverige: ... Nn.
Norway: (Danmark's coat)
Sverige: ... 'Mean. No.
Sverige: ...
Danmark groans a little.
Suomi: (Nn means no and Mm means yes right? XD;)
Sverige *YOU GOT IT. OH GOD YOU JUST.... GET ME, YOU KNOW?*
Suomi (I. COMPLETE YOU?)
Sverige: *TWO PIECES OF A PUZZLE IN THE SHAPE OF EACH OTHER*
Sverige: ...M --
Sverige jerkily, slowly leans in.
Suomi stiffens up, WHAAAAAAT?
Danmark sits up. His head just isn't feeling great at all.
Norway is in the middle of searching Danmark's pants pocket for the key
Danmark blinks.
Sverige shuts one of his eyes
Danmark grins just a little.
Sverige: *what, it's 50% more romantic*
Danmark didn't know you cared, Norway .
Suomi: Do you have something in your eye, Sverige?
Sverige: ... --
Suomi peers up to see 8((
Sverige bumps his nose against Suomi's forehead.
Norway: ...this isn't what it looks like.
Sverige: ...
Danmark: oh no?
Sverige: *that was a kiss.*
Norway I'm looking for the KEY.
Danmark: Anyway, I can open your front door.
Suomi ...colours.
Sverige feels so very vindicated.
Danmark: the key to my heart, Norway?
Norway: NO.
Danmark stands up and helps Norway up whether he likes it or not
Sverige lets out a breath as the nose-bumping ceases and his shoulders drop.
Norway grumbles
Danmark has . . . an axe!
Norway: Are you actually going to open it?
Norway: ...
Danmark: Mmhmm. .
Suomi: ...
Norway: Are you going to fix it after you chop it down?
Suomi has a feeling something awesome is happening somewhere.
Danmark . . . . . of course.
Norway ...
Danmark: If I didn't Sverige could just walk in any time!
Suomi: Sverige, I um, need my hand to pour the coffee...?
Danmark: What if you were asleep?
Sverige sometimes gets some distressingly Danish impressions --
Danmark: OR in the shower?
Sverige will walk in wherever he damn well pleases.
Danmark: And he just walked in.
Sverige: ...........
Sverige: ....
Suomi(...he wouldn't (unless Norway was Finland) (oh god Sverige is Edward Cullen))
Sverige shimmers as the sun hits him.
Sverige: .... No.
Sverige: ... Only drink blood.
Suomi--No?
Suomi: ..............
Suomi: That will probably make drinking very difficult Sverige .
Sverige: ... Y'aren't safe w'th me.
Suomi: You should go back to coffee.
Suomi: ......
Suomi(/DIES.....)
Sverige: I hope 't rains. 'Cause then no 'ne will see th's 'trocity.
Sverige: This......
Sverige: Shimmerin'.
Suomi: .......
Sverige looks tortured, ever tortured.
Suomi touches Sverige's forehead IS HE FEVERISH (or high...)
Norway: (*covers mouth to suppress laughter*)
Suomi: I mean--
Danmark [lolll oh gosh. The idea of Sverige saying the word 'shimmering' is alone too much.]
Suomi: --No, you can't make me leave you--!
Sverige inhales the scent of blood -- fresh, Finnish blood....
Suomi: ....
Danmark gets kind of angry just thinking about it.
Danmark starts hacking away at Norway's door with MIGHTY VIKING SWINGS.
Norway: You know...could have just...gone through the back door...
Danmark stops, mid-swing.
Danmark: You have a back door?
Sverige: ....
Danmark: Norway?
Sverige: ...
Sverige drinks coffee.
Suomi is glad.
Sverige: ...
Norway: Yes.
Norway: Now fix the door you just chopped down.
Norway walks to the back door and goes inside.
Danmark looks at the front door, which has a pretty awesome hole in it.
Danmark will definitely have to install a new lock on Norway's back door too.
Norway will definitely have to take Danmark's lock installing tools from him
Suomi kind of wants to wander over to Norway's and see what all that commotion was about...
Norway makes about four cups of coffee
Danmark is currently patching Norway's front door.
Danmark adds a fresh coat of paint. Bright red. White stripes.
Norway: ....
Norway goes to find some blue paint
Danmark paints Norway's back door too, while he's at it. And a shutter or two (or all of them).
Norway sees all his windows and doors....
Norway: Danmark ...
Suomi peers out the window over at Norway's house.
Danmark: Hej!
Danmark waves. Look, look look Norge, isn't it the coolest?
Suomi decides it's safer to stay inside with Sverige .
Norway throws bucket of blue paint on Danmark .
Norway: No.
Suomi laughs from the window.
Danmark wishes Norway's jokes didn't always leave him so empty inside. S-sob. Laughs and . . . laughs (not cries) .
Danmark gives Norway a big hug!
Danmark then paints him red.
Danmark: PAINT FIGHT.
Norway: !!!
Sverige: [PAINTING THE ROSE RED]
Suomi: [ THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT ]
Norway rubs blue paint in Danmark s hair!
Suomi watches excitedly from the window.
Danmark paints Norway some red, blushing cheeks.
Danmark thinks he looks pretty cute like that.
Norway thinks he looks like pikachu
Norway hits Danmark upside the head with the paint bucket
Danmark: Ahh, Norway, you accidentally hit me with the bucket instead of the paint. . .
Danmark throws some white paint at Norway .
Danmark: -undeterred-
Norway: Wasn't an accident...ngh...
Suomi has this urge to shout, "HIT 'IM WITH THE CHAIR..."
Norway twitch
Danmark continues to gleefully throw paint.
Suomi kind of wants to go out there with Sverige and play too.
Danmark would love to play 'throw paint at Sverige '.
Suomi TOO!!!
Sverige crafts a shield --
Norway grabs Danmark's hair and shoves his head in the paint bucket.
Sverige: .......
Sverige somehow saw that.
Suomi points out the window (he put the cup down so he has another hand free)
Danmark would also like to play 'make Sverige eat paint' and'shove a paintbrush down Sverige's throa---AAH.
Suomi: Sverige, look!
Danmark flails!
Sverige: ...saw.
Norway holds his head there
Sverige: ......................
Danmark didn't really want death by paint.
Norway: Say you're going to stop.
Danmark chokes.
Norway: Well...not say....
Suomi: It looks fun...
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SWEDEN: du_fria
FINLAND: muumejaperkele/suomi_sniper
NORWAY: mystisk_norge
Norway watches, looks at a clock to time it
Danmark puts a hand over his mouth and gives Norway a thumbs up.
Norway ....
Sverige is all about improvement
Suomi hopes Tanskaa is not going to suffocate himself in the kitchen, that would be terribly distressing.
Danmark just wants to make Norway happy. . .feels a bit light headed. . .
Suomi tries very hard to see this as an improvement, (Again, he can't sneak up..!)
Sverige would rather enjoy getting rid of the body.
Suomi thinks it would be messy though, also the gov'ts would not be so pleased.
Norway: ... alright...you can breathe.
Danmark GASPS FOR AIR.
Sverige listens carefully to catch the moment when Denmark hits the flo --
Norway reluctantly allowed
Sverige: ........
Sverige narrows his eyes at the distance.
Danmark holds his head. Doesn't feel so great now.
Sverige: ... 'M happy 'f you're happy.
Danmark: N-Norge. . .
Suomi: Eh, well I'm not unhappy right now, so!
Suomi: ...... (is Tanskaa okay over there...)
Danmark leans on Norway .
Sverige: ....
Norway He's fine.
Sverige Then.
Norway ...
Sverige: ...'M not 'nhappy.
Norway sighs
Sverige looks disturbed by this 'okay'ness.
Suomi: .......
Sverige pours sugar in Suomi's coffee.
Suomi: What's wrong!
Danmark leans comfortably.
Norway waits for Danmark to look comfiest
Norway scoots over so he falls
Suomi thinks that coffee is getting awfully sweet
Sverige: *SWEETS FOR THE SWEET*
Sverige drapes a blanket over Suomi.
Danmark starts falling asleep a little. Such a comfy Norge.
Suomi: .....
Danmark falls.
Sverige hands Suomi Hanatamago.
Suomi: ........
Suomi ...takes the dog...
Suomi: Sverige?
Danmark falls with a THUD.
Sverige buys new drapes from IKEA for the kitchen.
Sverige: Mm.
Suomi: ...What are you doing?
Sverige hears sweet, sweet music in the distance.
Sverige: ... Makin' ya more th'n not-'nhappy.
Danmark sits up and rubs his head some more.
Suomi HEARS SOMETHING DISTRESSING D:
Suomi: ......
Suomi: Oh.
Norway: Tch... you never learn do you?
Suomi: But I'm fine!
Danmark: Learn what?
Suomi: I don't think Tanskaa is though...
Sverige: ............
Sverige: *that's... not important-!!*
Sverige looks a little desperate.
Danmark SCOOTS OVER.
Suomi: (ISN'T ENTIRELY SURE WHERE DANMARK AND NORWAY ARE HANGING OUT THOUGH /lmao)
Sverige hears a disgusting scooting noise in the distance
Danmark isn't either.
Norway: (uuuuh OVER THERE land)
Suomi takes Sverige's expression ALLT HE WRONG WAY
Suomi: I'm sorry, I didn't mean I don't appreciate it! Um!
Sverige: ... But...?
Danmark tells Norway about his day.
Sverige gives Suomi candy ON A MONDAY.
Sverige: *lollipops*
Suomi oh god it's serious.
Suomi: But nothing! Um, just don't be mad anymore?
Norway looks uninterested, scoots over some more
Sverige STARES.
Danmark scoots. Indomitable spirit.
Sverige 'M never 'ngry.
Danmark asks Norway about his day?
Norway tries to scoot, hits wall... internally curses it
Suomi: (/thinks he gets pretty angry about Danmark :|)
Sverige: ...
Sverige: 'M never 'ngry at ya.
Danmark has a cornered Norge!
Suomi adgfhg staring again um.
Sverige: *Denmark is a different story. NOT ONE TO SHARE IN THIS MOMENT*
Norway: ...I was rescued by Island. Then he left. And I was stuck with you.
Danmark: Rescued?
Danmark: Rescued from what!
Danmark looks SHOCKED.
Norway shoves Denmark a bit
Suomi ...just kind of "um okay"s and sip his (GOD SO SWEET) coffee (THOSE SWEDES AND THEIR SUGAR, I SWEAR...)
Norway: Not surprised...you're not very bright
Danmark looks kind of unhappy. He'll totally beat up whoever is bothering Norway .
Suomi: ... Won't you sit? (and stop looming)
Sverige sits and awkwardly leeeaaannnsss against Suomi, all angles and stiffness. in a last-ditch attempt to... something.
Sverige stares straight ahead.
Danmark: I'm not?
Suomi ....deposits Hanatamago on Sverige's lap.
Danmark laughs. Haha, good one Norway, good one.
Norway ...
Suomi: (WHY. I AM......regressing back to uke finland I think OH GOD SEND HELP)
Suomi: (SEND RIFLES)
Norway does not have a joker's face
Sverige cradles Hanatamago, imagining Finland instead.
Sverige stares at Finland out of the corner of his eye.
Danmark thinks Norway never has a joker's face, so he can't ever tell, ahaha. . .ha. . .
Norway: Actually...
Suomi sips his coffee and looks straight ahead and he's ominous again isn't he.
Norway has an idea
Sverige: ....'S it good?
Danmark is pretty sure he's really smart though.
Norway: Sverige was bothering me. You should go fight him.
Suomi: The--coffee?
Danmark: . . . .
Sverige: ....
Sverige: ....
Danmark: Sverige?!
Sverige: nn --
Sverige: Yes.
Norway: Yes.
Suomi: It's--thank you. Yes.
Danmark knows Sverige is annoying, but he's also really boring so. . .
Danmark: Are. . .are you sure. . .
Sverige is the most interesting man on earth, Denmark.
Danmark: I mean. . .he's pretty slow. . .
Danmark: I'm pretty sure you could outrun him.
Suomi thinks Sverige isn't boring!
Danmark: He doesn't talk much (AT ALL).
Suomi: (how do you get bored when it looks like he could throw you out a window...)
Sverige stiffens COMPLETELY --
Danmark: And he isn't really that smart. . .
Norway: Hmm... I guess if you can't do it...
Sverige sits up more.
Suomi: Eh? Are you okay?
Suomi: Whoa, Sverige, is something wrong?
Sverige: ... I don't like D'nmark.
Danmark: That's not what I'm saying!
Suomi: ......
Sverige: ...
Norway: Sounds like what you're saying.
Sverige settles back.
Danmark: I'm just saying. . .
Danmark: . . . . well, how was he bothering you. . .
Sverige: ..'S all.
Suomi: Well he's--not here right now? I think he and Norja, um...went somewhere.
Suomi: Oh, okay.
Suomi: Well... I don't like Russia!
Sverige: .... Had a feelin'. Like I w's psychic.
Danmark: Was he boring you to death?
Sverige: .... Mm. Russia.
Suomi IS PARTICIPATING IN A CONVERSATION WITH SVERIGE....!
Danmark: . . . .or doing that weird staring thing -shudder- that he always does. . .
Suomi: Oh, I see! Yes, sometimes I think about Russia and it makes me so mad!
Sverige does that weird staring thing at Suomi.
Danmark: Or was it just because he was in the room. . .and you started to get that little sick feeling I usually get when he's in the room. . .
Sverige: ... Can beat 'im up for ya.
Suomi: adsfdghjk
Sverige: ..............
Suomi doesn't think that ended so well the first time.
Sverige: D'nmark smells bad.
Suomi: It's okay, I did fine--
Suomi: ....
Sverige: ...
Suomi: Oh, um. Really?
Danmark waits for Norway's answer.
Norway: ....if it's any of that will you leave me alone to go fight him?
Sverige: Mm.
Sverige: Like... Tuborg.
Danmark: I. . .well, I mean, that's just the way he is.
Danmark patpats Norway .
Danmark: Just. . .stay away from him and things will be fine.
Suomi: ...Beer?
Suomi likes beer :'|
Sverige: Mm.
Danmark: I know your houses are nearby, so maybe you should buy some new curtains.
Sverige stares darkly into a corner.
Danmark: Or. . .you could stay with me for awhile!
Sverige: *from IKEA*
Sverige: ....
Suomi doesn't think he's over there....
Danmark: I have really great curtains.
Norway is not happy at his foiled plan
Norway: ngh... that's okay...
Sverige: ...
Danmark: And a few locks on the door. . .
Suomi: ....
Danmark has an idea!
Sverige: Y'not gonna drink th' coffee?
Sverige looks concerned.
Suomi: What? Oh, no!
Sverige: *by concerned I mean creepy.*
Danmark: I think we should install some new locks on your doors, Norway !
Suomi: I mean, yes!
Suomi: I MEAN.
Suomi DRINKS IT.
Norway: I think I'll be fine.
Sverige watches him CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!
Danmark: Are you sure?
Sverige feels so very... light. so peaceful.
Suomi but it's so sweet... ;_;
Danmark takes Norway's hand and tug tugs him along.
Norway: ...what are you doing?
Sverige: *isn't that just the greatest?*
Danmark: you need new locks.
Suomi GASPS FOR AIR I mean sets the cup down.
Sverige leaps up to refill Suomi's cup.
Suomi: adfgshfgjk
Norway: I never said I needed new locks...
Suomi GETS UP TOO.. to...do something. (put salt in his coffee?)
Sverige pours coffee.
Sverige: Cream? S'gar?
Danmark: But then how else will you keep Sverige from bothering you?
Suomi: Sverige, I can pour my own coffee...
Sverige bothers NO MAN
Suomi: (Sverige DOES NOT BREAK INTO HOUSES (anymore)...)
Danmark: Norge, Norge.
Sverige: ....
Sverige shoves the coffee pot into Suomi's hand.
Danmark: [-what about looking in the windows-]
Suomi: !!
Sverige finds that a gesture of love.
Suomi ouch that's hot.
Sverige DOESN'T NOTICE.
Suomi ISN'T SURPRISED ;_;
Sverige meticulously sets out the cream and sugar.
Suomi: ...
Sverige arranges them in alphabetical order, too.
Norway: Listen...Danmark ...
Danmark tugs Norway all the way to his house.
Danmark: Hmm?
Suomi: ...
Danmark then tugs Norway all of the way back to Norway's house and starts installing a lock on the front door.
Sverige double checks to make sure there's no chance they could be knocked off the counter, as well.
Norway: Stop that!
Danmark: Stop what?
Sverige steps back to admire his handiwork.
Suomi: I didn't mean I didn't appreciate it...! /;_;
Danmark screws the last few screws in and tests the lock.
Norway: Do you even know how to install locks??
Danmark: Sure I do.
Danmark locks the door and closes it.
Danmark tries the door. Finds it locked.
Sverige: ...
Norway has an awful feeling
Danmark: See? Works just fine!
Norway: Yes.
Norway takes in a breath
Sverige finds himself smiling for an odd reason.
Norway: Can you open it again?
Danmark starts patting down his clothes, looking for the key.
Sverige: *by smiling I mean half-grimacing*
Norway: ....
Danmark: Of course I. . .can. . .
Sverige shakes his head.
Suomi looks up from the coffee asdgfhjkljdf!!
Norway walks over to a tree, rips off a branch
Suomi: Um! You--you want some coffee too, Sverige ?
Sverige: ... Happy?
Norway: Danmark come here...
Danmark is NOT JUST A LITTLE STARTLED BY THAT.
Suomi: --Happy?
Sverige: ... D'ya want m'to?
Sverige: .......... 'Re ya.
Danmark: I. . .I promise I'll find the key!
Danmark: Just . . . must have dropped it in the snow here. . .
Suomi: Oh. Sure, if you want some! /pulls out a mug for Sverige!
Danmark gets down on his hands and knees and digs around in the snow. Please please please please. . .
Suomi: I'm happy, yeah! Thank you, Sverige .
Sverige: ....
Sverige grabs whichever of Suomi's hands is free.
Sverige holds it.
Suomi sdasldkhjg
Suomi: Are you okay!
Norway walks over to Danmark, holds branch up above him
Norway: Find it?
Danmark: Not. . .OH WAIT. . .no. . .
Sverige nods and stares him down.
Sverige would like to kiss him.
Norway SMACK SMACK SMACK
Danmark looks down in the snow, continues to search.
Danmark is down for the count.
Suomi is still all awkward with the stares (HOW MANY YEARS...)
Suomi: Sverige, did you want a different cup?
Sverige could not want anything more.
Norway searches his coat for the key just in case
Sverige: ... Nn.
Norway: (Danmark's coat)
Sverige: ... 'Mean. No.
Sverige: ...
Danmark groans a little.
Suomi: (Nn means no and Mm means yes right? XD;)
Sverige *YOU GOT IT. OH GOD YOU JUST.... GET ME, YOU KNOW?*
Suomi (I. COMPLETE YOU?)
Sverige: *TWO PIECES OF A PUZZLE IN THE SHAPE OF EACH OTHER*
Sverige: ...M --
Sverige jerkily, slowly leans in.
Suomi stiffens up, WHAAAAAAT?
Danmark sits up. His head just isn't feeling great at all.
Norway is in the middle of searching Danmark's pants pocket for the key
Danmark blinks.
Sverige shuts one of his eyes
Danmark grins just a little.
Sverige: *what, it's 50% more romantic*
Danmark didn't know you cared, Norway .
Suomi: Do you have something in your eye, Sverige?
Sverige: ... --
Suomi peers up to see 8((
Sverige bumps his nose against Suomi's forehead.
Norway: ...this isn't what it looks like.
Sverige: ...
Danmark: oh no?
Sverige: *that was a kiss.*
Norway I'm looking for the KEY.
Danmark: Anyway, I can open your front door.
Suomi ...colours.
Sverige feels so very vindicated.
Danmark: the key to my heart, Norway?
Norway: NO.
Danmark stands up and helps Norway up whether he likes it or not
Sverige lets out a breath as the nose-bumping ceases and his shoulders drop.
Norway grumbles
Danmark has . . . an axe!
Norway: Are you actually going to open it?
Norway: ...
Danmark: Mmhmm. .
Suomi: ...
Norway: Are you going to fix it after you chop it down?
Suomi has a feeling something awesome is happening somewhere.
Danmark . . . . . of course.
Norway ...
Danmark: If I didn't Sverige could just walk in any time!
Suomi: Sverige, I um, need my hand to pour the coffee...?
Danmark: What if you were asleep?
Sverige sometimes gets some distressingly Danish impressions --
Danmark: OR in the shower?
Sverige will walk in wherever he damn well pleases.
Danmark: And he just walked in.
Sverige: ...........
Sverige: ....
Suomi(...he wouldn't (unless Norway was Finland) (oh god Sverige is Edward Cullen))
Sverige shimmers as the sun hits him.
Sverige: .... No.
Sverige: ... Only drink blood.
Suomi--No?
Suomi: ..............
Suomi: That will probably make drinking very difficult Sverige .
Sverige: ... Y'aren't safe w'th me.
Suomi: You should go back to coffee.
Suomi: ......
Suomi(/DIES.....)
Sverige: I hope 't rains. 'Cause then no 'ne will see th's 'trocity.
Sverige: This......
Sverige: Shimmerin'.
Suomi: .......
Sverige looks tortured, ever tortured.
Suomi touches Sverige's forehead IS HE FEVERISH (or high...)
Norway: (*covers mouth to suppress laughter*)
Suomi: I mean--
Danmark [lolll oh gosh. The idea of Sverige saying the word 'shimmering' is alone too much.]
Suomi: --No, you can't make me leave you--!
Sverige inhales the scent of blood -- fresh, Finnish blood....
Suomi: ....
Danmark gets kind of angry just thinking about it.
Danmark starts hacking away at Norway's door with MIGHTY VIKING SWINGS.
Norway: You know...could have just...gone through the back door...
Danmark stops, mid-swing.
Danmark: You have a back door?
Sverige: ....
Danmark: Norway?
Sverige: ...
Sverige drinks coffee.
Suomi is glad.
Sverige: ...
Norway: Yes.
Norway: Now fix the door you just chopped down.
Norway walks to the back door and goes inside.
Danmark looks at the front door, which has a pretty awesome hole in it.
Danmark will definitely have to install a new lock on Norway's back door too.
Norway will definitely have to take Danmark's lock installing tools from him
Suomi kind of wants to wander over to Norway's and see what all that commotion was about...
Norway makes about four cups of coffee
Danmark is currently patching Norway's front door.
Danmark adds a fresh coat of paint. Bright red. White stripes.
Norway: ....
Norway goes to find some blue paint
Danmark paints Norway's back door too, while he's at it. And a shutter or two (or all of them).
Norway sees all his windows and doors....
Norway: Danmark ...
Suomi peers out the window over at Norway's house.
Danmark: Hej!
Danmark waves. Look, look look Norge, isn't it the coolest?
Suomi decides it's safer to stay inside with Sverige .
Norway throws bucket of blue paint on Danmark .
Norway: No.
Suomi laughs from the window.
Danmark wishes Norway's jokes didn't always leave him so empty inside. S-sob. Laughs and . . . laughs (not cries) .
Danmark gives Norway a big hug!
Danmark then paints him red.
Danmark: PAINT FIGHT.
Norway: !!!
Sverige: [PAINTING THE ROSE RED]
Suomi: [ THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT ]
Norway rubs blue paint in Danmark s hair!
Suomi watches excitedly from the window.
Danmark paints Norway some red, blushing cheeks.
Danmark thinks he looks pretty cute like that.
Norway thinks he looks like pikachu
Norway hits Danmark upside the head with the paint bucket
Danmark: Ahh, Norway, you accidentally hit me with the bucket instead of the paint. . .
Danmark throws some white paint at Norway .
Danmark: -undeterred-
Norway: Wasn't an accident...ngh...
Suomi has this urge to shout, "HIT 'IM WITH THE CHAIR..."
Norway twitch
Danmark continues to gleefully throw paint.
Suomi kind of wants to go out there with Sverige and play too.
Danmark would love to play 'throw paint at Sverige '.
Suomi TOO!!!
Sverige crafts a shield --
Norway grabs Danmark's hair and shoves his head in the paint bucket.
Sverige: .......
Sverige somehow saw that.
Suomi points out the window (he put the cup down so he has another hand free)
Danmark would also like to play 'make Sverige eat paint' and'shove a paintbrush down Sverige's throa---AAH.
Suomi: Sverige, look!
Danmark flails!
Sverige: ...saw.
Norway holds his head there
Sverige: ......................
Danmark didn't really want death by paint.
Norway: Say you're going to stop.
Danmark chokes.
Norway: Well...not say....
Suomi: It looks fun...
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