"To be vain you have to bear pain"
Blame my lack of updating on morning sickness. Not that I’m pregnant, I’m just too sick of trying to write in the morning and then I lose interest by the time afternoon rolls around. Maybe I need to cajole Hugh into updating for me since he did such a lovely job for Portia (minus the typos!) and he knows more of my secrets than anyone has a right to.
Back to that pregnancy denial, the rumours of me having a bump are ludicrous. It was a poor posture photograph and I will not own up to it. I work too hard at only eating one meal a day to stay thin to ruin it all with having to eat for two. That being said, I am quite the yummy mummy and I hope you're inspired to go buy a litre of milk today.
Consider this a filler and a nudge induced bit of randomness while I go clean up and come back with a serious post about my gorillas.
Back to that pregnancy denial, the rumours of me having a bump are ludicrous. It was a poor posture photograph and I will not own up to it. I work too hard at only eating one meal a day to stay thin to ruin it all with having to eat for two. That being said, I am quite the yummy mummy and I hope you're inspired to go buy a litre of milk today.
Consider this a filler and a nudge induced bit of randomness while I go clean up and come back with a serious post about my gorillas.
