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I just want to be on top of Gwyneth and take this chance to curse Hugh for making me love him so much that I can never marry anyone else. This place is an evil cesspool that has polluted my veins and keeps my vanity in full bloom; my beauty grows like roses in the manure you people call updates.
This is my way of saying I love you all. Except Hugh, you I despise and I will work extra hard at making your life miserable. Give me another five weeks to write about my gorillas, I really am going to do that one of these days.
This is my way of saying I love you all. Except Hugh, you I despise and I will work extra hard at making your life miserable. Give me another five weeks to write about my gorillas, I really am going to do that one of these days.