Family genetics...
My father likes to make up acronyms and medical diseases to explain his inefficient memory retention. In the real world, he's too distracted to remember small details.
Originally, his story was that he had CRS syndrome, which stood for "Can't Remember Shit".
Now, in an email to all of his kids, he says he now have CRAFT syndrome, or "Can't Remember a Fucking Thing".
My response to him:
Wow, so you've deteriorated more from CRS syndrome to CRAFT syndrome? Great, now I know what my mental state will be like when I get to be your age...
Originally, his story was that he had CRS syndrome, which stood for "Can't Remember Shit".
Now, in an email to all of his kids, he says he now have CRAFT syndrome, or "Can't Remember a Fucking Thing".
My response to him:
Wow, so you've deteriorated more from CRS syndrome to CRAFT syndrome? Great, now I know what my mental state will be like when I get to be your age...