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armywithcountry December 9 2010, 08:07:23 UTC
What kinda massage? Better be a damn good one if it's gonna cost that much!

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lotuslife December 9 2010, 08:08:07 UTC
[sets down the newspaper] It will draw out all of the bad energies in you and make you stronger against evil spirits.

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armywithcountry December 9 2010, 08:14:03 UTC
[Oh Vietnam, you know just what to say to get Prussia's interest.]

Really? N-not that I believe in evil spirits anymore, obviously! And I don't have any bad energies in me, I'm too awesome for that!

. . . but I guess if it's gonna make me stronger, it can't hurt. Especially since I'm using Germany's money anyway.

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lotuslife December 9 2010, 08:15:03 UTC
[she wouldn't be a good businesswoman if she didn't ohohoh]

Mm... As a precaution, then? There is nothing wrong with that. [she moves aside and pats the blanket.] Sit.

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armywithcountry December 9 2010, 08:18:12 UTC
[goddammit why does Prussia fall for all the Asian lines he has like twenty lucky pandas/cats by now probably]

If I wind up getting possessed anyway - not that I would, since ghosts and demons don't actually exist - I want my money back.

[Sits!]

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lotuslife December 9 2010, 08:26:19 UTC
[because sirry foreigner not knowing how to make best deal in market get rip off easirry and huge profit coming in dohohohohohoh!!]

Once I'm done with you, not a single spirit will dare to go near. [is this an ominous look on her face? n-no, no, of course not. she just looks... confident...]

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armywithcountry December 9 2010, 08:31:53 UTC
[It probably also helps that he only ever uses Germany's money. Prussia's is reserved solely for beer.]

Awesome! Man, the Crusades would have been a lot more fun if the Church had given us all massages before sending us out . . .

[NOT OMINOUS AT ALL Prussia is so good at reading the atmosphere]

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lotuslife December 9 2010, 08:34:21 UTC
[arranging the glass cups] It can still benefit you in the future... Oh, you will need to remove your shirt.

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armywithcountry December 9 2010, 08:37:29 UTC
[Takes off his shirt in the middle of the street without hesitation there is no shame here. Also I am so happy that I can finally use this icon ICly you have no idea

Peers at the cups.]

Oh, I get beer, too? Great! Got any European brands? Asian liquor is so bitter . . .

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lotuslife December 9 2010, 08:39:25 UTC
[YOU SO SIRRY... a-and damn, that icon. NICE BACK PRUSSIA

she pats the back of his shoulder.] You have to lay on your front. [just gonna... ignore that remark about beer hahahaha if only you knew.] I have rice wine, if you want some of that.

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armywithcountry December 9 2010, 08:49:56 UTC
[you should see his front man

not that it matters, since he'll be lying on it now Vietnam you won't do anything terrible to him right]

Beer's favorite, but if it's got alcohol in it, I won't say no.

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lotuslife December 9 2010, 09:42:51 UTC
[mmm baby

she's true to her word, at least, and hands over a small cup of rượu đế that he should be able to sip if he sits up on his elbows slightly. it's really strong liquor; don't believe her when she calls it wine.]

Just relax. I'll be a moment. [arranging her cups...]

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