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[lotuslife]

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[sansbaguette]

A tempting offer.

[lotuslife]

Price is not negotiable. [business, business]

[sansbaguette]

So strict! Not even for moi?

[lotuslife]

How much of a discount do you want?

[hwamei]

[ looks at Vietnam's newspaper, reading the back part. brb solving. ]

... Jiejie, jiejie, what's a five-letter word for "dong"?

[lotuslife]

[without even looking up from the newspaper]

M-o-n-e-y.

[hwamei]

Oh, okay. [ STARING HARD AT THAT PAGE ]

Do you know any 7-letter synonyms for fat?

[lotuslife]

B-u-r-g-e-r-s. A-m-e-r-i-c-a. [thinks] ...R-u-s-s-i-a-n.

[armywithcountry]

What kinda massage? Better be a damn good one if it's gonna cost that much!

[lotuslife]

[sets down the newspaper] It will draw out all of the bad energies in you and make you stronger against evil spirits.

[armywithcountry]

[Oh Vietnam, you know just what to say to get Prussia's interest.]

Really? N-not that I believe in evil spirits anymore, obviously! And I don't have any bad energies in me, I'm too awesome for that!

. . . but I guess if it's gonna make me stronger, it can't hurt. Especially since I'm using Germany's money anyway.

[lotuslife]

[she wouldn't be a good businesswoman if she didn't ohohoh]

Mm... As a precaution, then? There is nothing wrong with that. [she moves aside and pats the blanket.] Sit.

[supersizedpower]

[Looking at the sign]

...Hehehehe

[lotuslife]

[so mature........] Isn't it past your bedtime, America?

[went2washington]

[Studying the sign. America Canada's from 1813, and thus a bit younger-looking than Vietnam might recognize.]

[lotuslife]

[W-well, she's going to... mistake him for America anyway.............] Weren't you just here?

[went2washington]

[... what is his life.]

I... that was probably America.

[lotuslife]

Yes? [staring at him, like, 'that's you'.......]