My bestmates_xmas fic this year was, um, I think the word I am looking for is Foreskin Heavy, so I thought I would recycle it, and post it here...

Title: Pickled Egg
Author: shocolate
Pairing: Harry/Ron
Words: 6700
Rating: NC-17

Written for the first post-DH bestmates_xmas, where I am thrilled to write for the totally wonderful reallycorking.

Betaed by magicofisis - thank you, darling ( Read more... )

Title: Careful Study
Author: shocolate
Pairing: Ron/Hermione
Words: 1180
Rating: NC-17

Written for the Holy Foreskin challenge on hp_funnyfest.

Betaed by my lovely magicofisis.

Careful Study

Awful of me, but I am going to give myself permission to post this story here, because it is shipless and there is no other comm to post it on.

So, let's consider it a thank you to you all, for watching the hp_funnyfest, and for still being here, even though LJ is falling around our ankles ( Read more... )

OK, this is my last one - I thought I'd just post them all today, and then I can settle back and read everyone else's.

Title: Narcofellatio
Author: shocolate
Requestor: florahart
Claim: The narcofellatio curse is accidentally embedded in the Gryffindor boys dormitory. Since the bloke doing the sucking is never awake to remember and therefore each one is sure he's ( Read more... )

Title: Love Is a Two-way Street
Author: shocolate
Requestor: sheepybunbuns
Claim: 'Nothing Seems to Fit'. Enthusiastic but naive, Harry and Ron ask for a bit of help from Remus.
Pairing: Harry/Ron/Remus
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: All characters belong to JKR, all descriptions of genitalia are fictional, and do not refer to DJR.

( Love Is a Two-way Street )

Title: Poised on the Rim
Author: shocolate
Requestor: ron_or_ginny
Claim: Harry hasn't heard of rimming.
Pairing: Harry/Ron
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: All characters belong to JKR, all descriptions of genitalia are fictional, and do not refer to DJR.

I wonder if it made magicofisis blush, as she betaed it? I know maple_mahogany just sniggered.

( Poised on the Rim )

*rolls eyes*

Guess who is first to post???

Title: Having Read The Book
Author: shocolate
Requestor: lizardspots
Claim: A day in the life of the Room of Requirement
Rating: NC-17
Summary: The RoR has seen it all - even Snape’s arse.
Warnings (if applicable): mention of various het and slash pairings.

The title is from A day in the life, by The Beatles, and supposed ( Read more... )